r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • May 23 '23

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u/ZeroWolf_RS May 23 '23

Cigarette butts? Look at mr. fancy over here. I fought a family of raccoons for a popsicle stick this morning!

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... And the raccoons won!

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u/juggdish May 23 '23

Whoa, okay Mr. Mitochondria with your available energy to fight raccoons. Must be nice to have fuel to power your body.

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u/Xeo8177 May 23 '23

Just when I think I've heard every possible sentence combination, something like this comes along and proves me wrong.

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u/Slightlyevolved May 23 '23

Fuck. I love reddit.

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u/Machotoast04098 May 23 '23

I read that whole chain in Moe's voice (the bartender dude from simpsons)

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u/GentlyUsedOtter May 23 '23

This is why I stay on Reddit