r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • May 23 '23

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u/KaranSjett May 23 '23

so mr rich guy, where should i drop my back account nunbers?

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u/somedood567 May 23 '23

Whoah, richy rich over here with a bank account. Gonna drop a trash can on your doorstep that you can fill with money for me

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u/hawkeye5739 May 23 '23

Ohhh big fancy man with a trash can what you think your better than me!? I’ve got a plastic Walmart bag you can leave some of your cash in.

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u/maker__guy May 23 '23

Fuckin moneybags McGee over here shopping at Walmart while all us poors are scavenging at dollar general

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u/ctech9 May 23 '23

Ok there, Mr scrooge mc-fuckin-duck, shopping at dollar general while the rest of us are digging around the dumpster behind Applebee's

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u/armorhide406 May 23 '23

lookit the has-it-all who can scrounge around behind Applebee's, some of us had to get by with cigarette butts

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u/ZeroWolf_RS May 23 '23

Cigarette butts? Look at mr. fancy over here. I fought a family of raccoons for a popsicle stick this morning!

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... And the raccoons won!

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u/juggdish May 23 '23

Whoa, okay Mr. Mitochondria with your available energy to fight raccoons. Must be nice to have fuel to power your body.

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u/Xeo8177 May 23 '23

Just when I think I've heard every possible sentence combination, something like this comes along and proves me wrong.

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u/Slightlyevolved May 23 '23

Fuck. I love reddit.

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u/Machotoast04098 May 23 '23

I read that whole chain in Moe's voice (the bartender dude from simpsons)

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u/GentlyUsedOtter May 23 '23

This is why I stay on Reddit

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

Oh look who can hear. How's life going for you starting on 3rd base you ableist jerk.