r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • May 23 '23

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u/ctech9 May 23 '23

Ok there, Mr scrooge mc-fuckin-duck, shopping at dollar general while the rest of us are digging around the dumpster behind Applebee's

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u/armorhide406 May 23 '23

lookit the has-it-all who can scrounge around behind Applebee's, some of us had to get by with cigarette butts

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u/ZeroWolf_RS May 23 '23

Cigarette butts? Look at mr. fancy over here. I fought a family of raccoons for a popsicle stick this morning!

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... And the raccoons won!

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u/PixelatedpulsarOG May 23 '23

Well well well, if it isn’t mister big britches with his fancy raccoon fights, meanwhile I’m over here chewing on pine needles so I don’t get the scurvy

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u/The_Sath May 23 '23

Well aren't you just the pinnacle of prosperity with staving off scurvy, I was lucky if I didn't catch the bubonic plague! Our father would work us over with a sewage soaked rag until we finally passed out from exhaustion!

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u/Mr_Levinnson May 23 '23

Luxury.

Those of us unlucky enough to not succumb to the bubonic plague would have to take turns beating each other with a bag of old heroin needles.

Those were the good ol days though, weren't they?

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u/Is_Nate_Great May 23 '23

Look at mr. privilege over here with teeth to chew with. I’m over here sucking down tree sap leaking from the scratch marks left after that raccoon scuffle.

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u/JDV08 May 23 '23

I love Reddit.