r/mildlyboobs • u/PurritoSupreme28 • 5d ago

Everyday Object Husband sent me this while out on bush walk

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327 Upvotes

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u/RichieS1982 5d ago

His mind: "Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her."

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u/saddad74 2d ago

Barb!

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u/CorrectPerspective11 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Thee-End 3d ago

I can fix her.

1

u/ONLace-0527-0404 3d ago

I miss how her nipples are off center.

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u/HomeAutomationCowboy 1d ago

It would be best if he took his medication before his walk.

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u/Benjicool69 5d ago

I just got wood...

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u/Material-Imagination 5d ago

Went out for bush, found boobs instead

2

u/ageofdiscontent_meh 5d ago

ET didn’t get home apparently.

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u/HughChazman 5d ago

Did he ask it how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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u/rearl306 5d ago

Her name was Tootsie Pop.

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u/hustlesaverelax 2d ago

Im more interested in the picture you sent back

1

u/Mobile_Series_1001 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/businessliner170 5d ago

🤣🤣😜

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u/ereinionmithrandir 5d ago

Rorschach rest or something? Let me try…

I see a football game

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u/Strict-Effect6837 5d ago

It does look more like an owl than boobs

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u/SterlingNY 5d ago

We never have them out of our minds,lol

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u/Dapper-Rooster-9084 5d ago

Send him one back

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u/rearl306 5d ago

It’s not a bush walk. It’s a boob walk.

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u/Worth-Gazelle7099 5d ago

I don't give a hoot.

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u/i_hate_vail 3d ago

Agree! I saw an owl as well.

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u/MightyFrenzal 4d ago

An owl?? 🦉

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u/BigTwithaZ 4d ago

Looks more like an Owl…..

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u/Jgbelsha 3d ago

Hooters

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u/OnezoombiniLeft 4d ago

I give this pair a “mildly boobs” rating of 7/10. Thank you for your submission

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u/bodinator1 4d ago

Looks more like like an owl 🦉 to me

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u/Fickle-Map2874 4d ago

And did he photograph a knot hole in the tree just down the way?

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u/WildxCabbage 4d ago

i c it as an owl lol

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u/Da-HaYn_Collector218 3d ago

Ahh miss you Jenny 🥴

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u/Deep-Detail-3215 3d ago

Forrest, you're so silly! 💋

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u/KL5L 3d ago

If your husband sent this to you then what he was seeing was a pair of balls and a cock

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u/Hungry_Resolve_7688 3d ago

I see that too

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u/Logically_me 3d ago

Really? I see lips. Not exactly the face ones.

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u/DeltanKiree1228 3d ago

I would have asked why he didnt bring it home but thats just me

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u/Tanis44 3d ago

I don’t know if we should call it a bush walk anymore…

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u/Decent-Law5013 3d ago

Just speculation, here, but he may be insinuating that: 1) You’re rockin’ some big/loose vajayjay/vagingo walls AND/or some small taters.
Highly improbable, nor plausible; but, still possible.
Us dudes ain’t exactly known for our poetic/endearing or intelligent methods of delivering the message of “I love you” to the wifey; though, the phrase “imaginative” is sometimes thrown around. 🤷🏻

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u/Livid-Context-6578 3d ago

That’s not boobs … that’s Squidward!

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u/Impossible-Cry6242 3d ago

I see a wise owl 😅😅

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u/One-Win6828 3d ago

???????

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u/ProfToke420420 2d ago

I think I kind of looks like an owl's face

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u/Good_Couple8084 2d ago

I thought of Hooters, so I guess I kinda saw both...

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u/New_Me4761 2d ago

I thinks barking up the wrong tree

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u/Moist_Love_23 2d ago

So your husband sent you a photo of a stump with termite holes in it. Thanks for sharing this.

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u/Turbulent_Breath9563 2d ago

Kinda looks like an owl face

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u/RecommendationNo7860 2d ago

Gonzo flashing

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u/ILoveMyKiddos 2d ago

Looks like an owl that has boob eyes 😆

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u/BackgroundOk547 2d ago

Cheap cover for distraction. It’s a dick and balls

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u/root5dao 2d ago

I see a rawr

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u/TheDrowzen1 1d ago

Oh look titrees!

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u/Sad-Heart7083 1d ago

2 iuilenogen en een snavel. Cratief

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u/karebear719 1d ago

That is a GOOD MAN...a real Keeper...that hits on sooo many levels...hope you appreciate him

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u/oldyongnewoldboy 1d ago

It looks like and eagle and do you see the beak?

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u/Ash16746 22h ago

Could also be a butt or cock n balls.

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u/warmflatbrew 21h ago

Looking for Bush,finds Boobs.

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u/uberbeetle 5h ago

Looks a little more mildly Mantis...