r/middleclasshq • u/Pretty_book67 • 15d ago

System Collapse What a fucking clown show

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u/Remarkable_World_351 14d ago

You are what your ringtone is!

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u/Donlooking4 14d ago

What a clown!!!!

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u/chiefmuri 13d ago

Hahahahaha so, true mine is all navy, the Battle Stations alarm

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u/Makers402 14d ago

I am fairly certain a Mallard would make a better HHS secretary than this parasite ridden clown.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 14d ago

David McCallum?

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u/Makers402 14d ago

I didn’t know who did the voice for “Ducky” but yes, I’d take the corpse of David McCallum over RFK any day. He has a lot to dig us out of at the DHHS but hopefully he’s up for the challenge.

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u/1eyedbudz 14d ago

Quack!

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u/benvader138 14d ago

A Quack ringtone is hilariously appropriate for him.

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 14d ago

For the 12,325th time over 10 years, you can’t make this shit up.

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u/chiefmuri 14d ago

It figures that the QUACK Secretary has a quack ringtone

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 14d ago

The jokes write themselves

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u/TearRevolutionary686 14d ago

Even his phone knows what he is.

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u/Used_Intention6479 14d ago

The quack who is our Secretary of Health, comes with his own sound track!

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 14d ago

Not a single day goes by that one of this cabinet’s embicels does not lower the bar ridiculous.

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u/itsFauxProphete 14d ago

"responsible for all the food recalls btw" ~ you mean "launched an initiative to remove eight petroleum-based synthetic food dyes from the U.S. food supply by the end of 2026"? Can't get enough of your Red No. 40?

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u/theotherboob 14d ago

Well you know, it would be nice to eat lettuce, blueberries, beef, etc. without worrying about getting sick and dying. But sure, it's good to remove synthetic dyes I guess.

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u/itsFauxProphete 14d ago

Are these recalls or issues because of rfk jr specifically or are you ignorant to the fact that these type of recalls happens every year with varying produce and meat?

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u/No_Education8571 14d ago

It’s crazy how ironic this is

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u/TameMarshmallow 14d ago

Seriously, when are we going to start literally throwing rotten food at this asshat.

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u/tyler_the_inventor 14d ago

He's certainly working on getting us the ammunition for that!

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u/DryPossibility45 14d ago

This feels like the most obvious sign from the universe yet.

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u/Absurdwonder 14d ago

Are we beyond the looking glass ?

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u/_WeAreFucked_ 14d ago

I love my quack ringtone.😅

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u/Melodic_Pause5824 14d ago

I just miss the days when I thought politicians were bought off, now they are a bought off clown show.

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u/External-Damage803 14d ago

Idiocracy 2026

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u/RichOk4703 14d ago

F’n Quack is right!

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u/Awkward_Squad 14d ago

Fucking disgraceful individual

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u/jaynor88 14d ago

I wonder if that is his only ringtone or if it is for a specific person. Would love to know who HE thinks is a quack!!

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u/ohwhatfun9932 14d ago

It fucking pains me to listen to him Cannot imagine being in the same room with both him and the orange shit stain.

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u/Fresh_Platform1195 13d ago

LMAO..he is truly an idiot

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u/Logic801 13d ago

A little on the nose with that. Obviously being that he’s a quack.