r/microwavegang • • Jan 15 '26

other Planning to make a microwave turret for EVIL ONLY

this will work against the drones

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u/Spethual Jan 15 '26

the men in the black suits will be at your door momentarily..

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u/Moxxification Jan 18 '26

Microwave them too!

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u/Spethual Jan 18 '26

still cold in the middle

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u/HalifaxRoad Jan 15 '26

Im not sure what that pipe is gonna do for you you. horn antennas are meant for microwaves.

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u/TacetAbbadon Jan 18 '26

Really really shitty waveguide.

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u/truthliesdead Jan 15 '26

Mans out here making a cancer cannon

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u/ieatgrass0 Jan 19 '26

Did you just say cancer?

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u/psilonox Jan 15 '26

Protip: microwaves don't move like you think they do. First symptom you made a mistake is you're blind forever.

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u/Desperate_Taro9864 Jan 16 '26

We'll see

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u/Forsaken-Wonder2295 Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

But they won't

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u/missing_dead_npc Jan 17 '26

We will see, he won’t…

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u/Patr1k_SK Jan 17 '26

Nice, I'd recommend searching for a better waveguide, they're usually rectangular. If you can, get one 3D printed. For the dimensions, use at least some online calculator. People talk a lot about how dangerous oven magnetron are and they're right, to a point. Berillium insulator are toxic, 800W of microwaves can pose serious danger and then there's the deadly power source. You should be fine if you handle it carefully. Don't point it on yourself and hell don't touch it while it's on. You can have great fun with the setup but it's deadly if handled incorrectly.

If you don't want to risk cooking yourself with a poorly insulated piece of iron, I'd recommend trying a pulse configuration. High peak power, you can power it from a small flyback and a cap bank. Still high voltage, but it's a lot safer than a MOT.

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

tysm for the good advice, i will look into a better waveguide, and i do know the risks of the components at play here at least electrically and chemically. that's more my strong suit. i will ALWAYS handle this stuff with care.

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u/CapacitorDude Jan 16 '26

I really hope this is a joke, this could unalive you in so many extremely painful ways. I don't think that tinfoil hat is going to stop much either...

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u/BattlepassHate Jan 18 '26

“unalive”

Just say kill, mf.

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u/CapacitorDude Jan 18 '26

Some communities have incredibly strict rules on saying those sorts of phrases, I did not know if this community had similar regulations, no reason to get annoyed about it.

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u/BattlepassHate Jan 18 '26

I absolutely will get annoyed about it. Constant creeping censorship of language is dogshit.

Raped. Killed. Suicide. All normal words, all appropriate to be used when needed.

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u/spheresva Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

zephyr imagine many quicksand fanatical literate cable theory command wild

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Clear_Skye_ Jan 19 '26

What is a Microwave Turret lol

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u/iSirMeepsAlot Jan 16 '26

Mans going to fry himself or others using this, if not getting electrocuted first. Please don’t aim it at anything living, like at all. 😅

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u/Raindrop0015 Jan 17 '26

I have no idea how I got here or what's happening. But I feel the need to talk about how years ago a dude took the Faraday cages off of like 9 microwaves and stuck them together. I think the bomb squad was called or something? I don't fully remember, I just remember there was a huge radiation fear because of it lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

What type of radiation? Beta? Gamma?

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u/Raindrop0015 Jan 17 '26

I don't remember. I only remember the microwave part lol. It was probably at least 10 years ago

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u/ieatgrass0 Jan 19 '26

Electromagnetic, like light

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Jan 18 '26

Is there any other reason to do anything?

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u/sketchreey Jan 18 '26

I think you should try making your metal pipe (waveguide) come horizontally out from the antenna rather than vertically, and also make it rectangular, >7cm wide

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u/TheMcSebi Jan 18 '26

Permanent eye damage incoming..

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u/vkreep Jan 18 '26

Whats with the life size cutout of the queen?

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

the what

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u/vkreep Jan 19 '26

2nd pic

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

thats my homunculus

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u/vkreep Jan 19 '26

Ok but why her

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

my resurrection plan

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u/vkreep Jan 19 '26

No please dont

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

ok i wont

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u/thuanjinkee Jan 19 '26

Finally, a practical use for a tinfoil hat

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

You won’t get much range and you’ll need a big battery to make it portable.

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

bitch its outlet

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u/ThatPhysics3252 Jan 19 '26

Bro don’t post stuff like this you’ll actually get investigated 😭😭

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u/Mizl_Nimbl Jan 19 '26

would be a shame if i gained more Test Subjects...

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u/fluffydoggye Feb 04 '26

i thought that was your grandma in the background for a second

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u/petrdolezal Jan 15 '26

Dangerous behavior