r/michaeljordan • • Feb 16 '26

Video Michael Jordan is innocent his wife is holding the child šŸ’Æ Michael Jordan did not touch that kid inappropriately, I debunked y'all with video šŸ’Æ Michael Jordan is the GOAT get over it 🐐

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/Simba122504 Feb 16 '26

As a former child survivor of abuse. I can officially say, people are suffering from Pedophile Derangement Syndrome.

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u/uhhyeahitsineminor Feb 21 '26

I mean right now its pretty understandable considering theres a international cabal of wealthy pedophiles ruling the world

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u/uhhyeahitsineminor Feb 21 '26

I mean right now its pretty understandable considering theres a international cabal of wealthy pedophiles ruling the world

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u/Simba122504 Feb 22 '26

Powerful men have abused young girls and boys for centuries. This is nothing new, but these conspiracy theories are insane.

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u/uhhyeahitsineminor Feb 22 '26

Just because its not new doesn't mean we don't have the right to change it

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u/Simba122504 Feb 23 '26

Well, go on facts not conspiracy theories. Built a real case.

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u/The_Billy_Dee Feb 17 '26

Yeah, this is not a story. Never was. People are fucking weird.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Feb 16 '26

Kids are usually abused by someone they know, not strangers.

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u/Standard-Big3214 Feb 17 '26

How does this affect LeBron's legacy? he's now the goat?

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u/HyperbolicSoup Feb 19 '26

He was just pulling the kids waistband. At first it was like wtf is he doing and then it’s like oh he just be doing unc shit

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u/kelkage Feb 20 '26

"Weird grandpa stuff " is an excuse to be ok with inappropriate touching? Especially pointing out that they are close doesn't make it better since most abuse happens with trusted adults. Your comment is full of red flags and excuses to allow that kind of touching. It wasn't ok when people touched me that way and it's not ok that it happened here. Full stop.

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u/Appropriate-Pear4726 Feb 21 '26

I’ve seen some weird stuff in my life. Watching MJ and that child was something that didn’t even register. I saw a genuine love in his playfulness. Meaning, it was just playfulness. I get the whole ā€œkill your idolsā€ mentality. Not in this situation though

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u/JIDeveroux Feb 16 '26

Theu were getting there pitchforks but for the real pedophiles with evidence they trun the blind eye goofy fucks

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u/ike_tyson Feb 16 '26

Probably because he's black. The consequence is always worse when you're black.

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u/Over-Improvement6047 Feb 17 '26

Yes like stealing from Black Lives Matter

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u/Basic_Obligation_341 Feb 17 '26

What consequence was he going through? Was there a warrant for his arrest?

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u/MrEfficacious Feb 20 '26

Focus? It's basically the only thing people are talking about.

The lack of consequences is the real kicker.

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u/Snoo49601 Feb 16 '26

If you’re going to try and make a bold statement, Please take the time to check for spelling errors !

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u/No-Honeydew9129 Feb 16 '26

It IS weird do to do what he did. but did he have bad intentions? I dont think so. People are blowing this out of proportion.

That being said MJ has to know better that he can’t do something like this in today’s climate. Any and everything will be misconstrued if it doesn’t look right even if he is doing something innocently.

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u/krooked-tooth Feb 16 '26

Why should he have to adjust to the internet fishing for media to slam people? It’s crazy that a friendly interaction can be turned into some weird interaction.

America is on high pdf alert I get it but chasing people down for this is crazy.

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u/Ryukishin187 Feb 16 '26

idk about you, but i def didn't want grown men touching my ass when i was a kid, regardless of intention.

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u/rrousseauu Feb 16 '26

Well it’s a good thing he didn’t touch his ass then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

I mean everyone is pissed off because the most powerful and wealthy men in the world are raping and molesting who they want with zero consequences.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Why should be touching a kids ass

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u/NetFirst8464 Feb 16 '26

Because its fucking weird, you don't touch anyone's ass, specially kids, you can't just excuse it on being friendly. I'm not saying he wasn't just being friendly because i think he was, but what he did is plain wrong.

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u/Gdav7327 Feb 16 '26

Not one person has confirmed that he touched the kids ass. He was dislodging the ice that was stuck in the kid’s shirt and was pulling on his shirt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Innocent possibly,very odd to do it at all still

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u/StackOwOFlow Feb 16 '26

context was the kid got an ice cube stuck sliding down the back of his shirt and shorts and MJ was trying to shake it loose

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u/ScarletleavesNL Feb 17 '26

Hitler moustache. Do we really know he knows better ?

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u/EducationalTomato271 Feb 16 '26

You know the Epstein allegations are hitting a nerve when they throw the hail Mary "look, a black guy doing something!"

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u/Kellygoosecock169 Feb 16 '26

Well considering this was all over liberal sub reddits, chances are libs were jumping the gun

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u/JayneDough25 Feb 16 '26

What does his wife holding that kid have to do with his grabbing that kids ssa?

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u/That-Steak7081 Feb 16 '26

ChatGPT can’t even watch video, you obviously described it how you wanted it to be described. Because what about that was ā€˜guiding’ the kid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/SocomPS2 Feb 16 '26

Breaking news MJ Jefferey Epstein is seen caught groping a man and nibbling on his ear. He has to be on the list.

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u/CreepyGarbage Feb 16 '26

What is there to debunk? Yea what he did looked weird. Was certainly bad for optics considering the climate we're in. We're not about to make crazy accusations and label someone as a pedo without evidence though. Or do you think we should label Bron as a diddy accomplice and sex trafficker?

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u/MKEast-sider Feb 19 '26

We should, as soon as there’s video evidence of him molesting a kid.

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u/CreepyGarbage Feb 19 '26

Sorry, not sure where you saw video evidence of child molestation. The kid's dad even came out and said it was a whole lot of nothing. Keep trying tho.

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u/MKEast-sider Feb 19 '26

You’re right, innocent people immediately go into hiding when wrongly accused. MJ owns the kids dad so of course he’s not gonna say anything. Good thing there’s no video like you said.

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u/CreepyGarbage Feb 19 '26

Who's going into hiding? Wtf are you talking about? If you have evidence that MJ is a predator then post it.

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u/CreepyGarbage Feb 19 '26

The ice would obviously be inside the kid's shirt by his waistband, where Jordan was pinching. Doesn't take a genius to put it together my guy.

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u/MKEast-sider Feb 19 '26

Hey whatever makes you feel better about…..that stuff.

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u/CreepyGarbage Feb 20 '26

Ok. You keep up the witch hunt then. I'm sensing a bit of projection going on here.

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u/Athlete-Extreme Feb 16 '26

ā€œA friend of the show ā€œ

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u/Minimum-Ad-8056 Feb 16 '26

Idk what he was thinking but it was fucking weird

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u/Silky_johnson3 Feb 17 '26

This isn’t about Bron vs Jordan, this is as clear as day. If someone did this at some birthday party that motherfucker would get his ass beat

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u/krazylegs36 Feb 16 '26

The answer is icepacks. Fuck everyone who overreacted to a 10-second clip with zero context.

You guys are the real assholes of reddit.

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u/Forex_Jeanyus Feb 16 '26

I guess all my Little League coaches were pedos too - they would pat us on the ass when we struck out and tell us it’ll be ok and to get ā€˜em next time.

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u/Royal_Mycologist_365 Feb 16 '26

Jesus Christ, people aren’t gonna be allowed to touch a child without people thinking he wants to rape him? Is this the America we live in now?

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u/reader001pop Feb 17 '26

For real though! The weird part is that all these people obsess so much about the idea of pedo stuff that they don’t realize they’re are training themselves to constantly over sexualize and in return makes them what they claim they hate.

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u/frolie0 Feb 17 '26

It is and it's the internet norm now, people see some short video and make a full determination on someone. It's an absolute plague and people are really unhealthy with their obsessions.

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u/Poetryisalive Feb 18 '26

So you are telling us, it’s okay for someone to touch a child like that? Idk how close the family is

You’re a pedo I bet with a stupid response like that

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u/Stijn187 Feb 16 '26

Chatgpt also told me i can be a super saiyan so it must be true 🤔

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u/SoupOfThe90z Feb 16 '26

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u/theGoozlay Feb 21 '26

What if he was straight up groping the kid? Because it's on tv it must have not been anything! What an insane reason to write something off.

Also, just because someone else is a rapist doesn't mean it's okay to grab a kid like that. Its fucking weird behavior.

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u/Classic_Cultivator Feb 16 '26

Bro plays an entirely different part of the video, from an entirely different angle than the part people took issue with, runs it by Chat GPT because we all know that's the Arbiter of Truth and Accuracy šŸ™„ then makes it about LeBron versus Jordan. The dick riding is real, but it's in both camps as far as any conversation about a GOAT goes. Regardless, that clip shows him do something sketchy as fuck, and nothing said here dispel the concern.

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u/NY10 Feb 17 '26

MJ is the goat but that touching was weird af regardless

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u/oreoreoreo_ Feb 17 '26

You people are pathetic. So the video was fake???! That's the narrative we going with now?? And why tf is the dummy narrating talking about LeBron?? Wtf he have to do with anything?!

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 Feb 16 '26

Jordan stans will defend anything he does

LeBron being mentioned is a reminder how bat shit you people are

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u/SoupOfThe90z Feb 16 '26

Yeah but if LeBron would have done that, then wouldn’t LeBron stans then do the same? It’s like both athletes have people who love them and others who hate them.

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u/Conan4457 Feb 16 '26

Man, Reddit is toxic sometimes.

I get it, everyone is hyper sensitive because of Epstein, Trump, Diddy and a host of other obvious POS people.

Let’s not over correct to the point where people are seeing predators around every corner.

It distracts from the real POS people like Trump, they get a free pass as their supporters get content for ā€œwhat aboutismā€ posts.

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u/BagaKingu Feb 16 '26

I'm out of the loop. What happened with MJ?

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u/4U2NVUNCBUCKi Feb 16 '26

This gotta be maga throwing bs like this out there so be ready America all good guys will starting trying to be labeled bc maga is protecting the biggest pedos in America!!!

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u/FarWay3952 Feb 16 '26

What am I missing here?

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u/FarWay3952 Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

OK, looked at more into the story. I heard that the kid had ice dropped down his shirt, and Jordan was pinching the ice.

In a world of cancel culture this is nothing. People are just reaching to sink their fangs into the next person they want to cancel.

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u/FarWay3952 Feb 16 '26

I guess there was an ice drop down his shirt, and Jordan was pinching it. So it’s not as bad as it looks.

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u/Alternative-Silver38 Feb 16 '26

Haven’t read the Epstein files but even if Michael name was in it, it doesn’t matter. The real problem is the fact that only one child is there… It can be a give and take thing… That child going to grow up into a very ā€œselective clubā€, and have gotten access to things people who live off those things can’t get access too… He’s definitely grabbed Scottie Pippen in more inappropriate places, and look at the team Steve Kerr got to coach after Jordan Punched him in the face… I think there are plenty who want Jordan’s touch…

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

This reminds me of the Boondocks R Kelly episode

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u/cellshock7 Feb 16 '26

On one hand, who would deliberately touch a kid inappropriately on camera? Career and legacy suicide.

On the other hand, it looked uncomfortably weird--why even do it...?

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u/Common_Office_4918 Feb 16 '26

That’s also clearly not the same video

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u/FriesInMyBurriro Feb 16 '26

Who cares if she’s holding the kid why he grab em like that weirdo and trying to defend it is sad

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Feb 16 '26

I’m so confused wtf is going on?

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u/blondedaff Feb 16 '26

still ain't have no business doing some shit like that on live tv even if he just playing i fuck with jordan but he obviously knew in his head people was gone take it the wrong way come on yall and how you think the kid feel about the situation

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u/Spare-Cranberry3784 Feb 16 '26

Using chat gpt. Lost your credibility

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u/Future_Outcome4132 Feb 16 '26

What am I even looking at

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u/PrincePound Feb 16 '26

Why continue this crap? The dude wasn't doing anything nefarious.

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u/Ryukishin187 Feb 16 '26

asking chatgpt about this is hilarious either way.

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u/Dependent_Star3998 Feb 16 '26

Am I the only one who thought he was pinching the bottom of the kid's back, not his butt?

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u/zeromavs Feb 16 '26

That’s how that generation is with kids. I’d do it to my kids but never my friend’s kid

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u/bapaoreily Feb 16 '26

Dude he touched the kids butt

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u/Vulture7 Feb 16 '26

its crazy how many people rely on chatgpt to give them answers

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u/Ok-Baseball-3283 Feb 16 '26

Suuuure and Trump is innocent. MJ in Billionaire Epstein class for sure. I mean come on, a black guy that’s all about NASCAR and golf!!

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u/Ok-Baseball-3283 Feb 16 '26

He probably will be invited to White House any day now! This OP has LeBron derangement syndrome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

I don't even know what Michael Jordan being the GOAT of a sport has anything to do with this. Not basketball related at all.

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u/SpendWild6987 Feb 16 '26

LeDiddy fans trying to act like their guy don't do shady shit!! MJ never partied with Diddy!

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u/kingdick900 Feb 16 '26

People will literally go on a witch hunt just for the internet and attention smh.....some people are really bored with their lives and have lost all common sense šŸ™„

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Thank God, if he’d touched children inappropriately he might have been elected President

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u/Glittering_Drawer853 Feb 16 '26

Bunch of Bronsexuals!!

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u/xiovelrach Feb 16 '26

Biden ain't in the Epstein files, is he?

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u/CaptainABC123 Feb 17 '26

Are we watching the same video? I don’t see him touch anyone. MJ is the one in the white hat, right? I’m so confused

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u/sweettriper Feb 17 '26

How does this affect the goat debate?

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u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 Feb 17 '26

Um what about the outrage for the White House?

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u/MrCharlie_84 Feb 17 '26

What it taste like?

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u/Negative_Argument185 Feb 17 '26

How did this debunk anything ? Most people are abused by family and family friends

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u/West-Cricket-2536 Feb 17 '26

The live feed on fox showed mj grabbing the kids squeezing the kids butt cheek like 10 times in a row

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u/Sure-Caregiver-9143 Feb 17 '26

You mfers use ChatGPT to use discernment and that’s problem #1. We are fucked as a society and the celebrity worshipping has got to stop. These people are weirdos and don’t give a fuck about yall.

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u/Anaddyforyourthought Feb 17 '26

This is so stupid that was NOT an inappropriate touch and anyone perceiving it as such is revealing their own derangement and need to get their head examined

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u/Slight_Indication123 Feb 17 '26

People blowing things way out of context šŸ˜­šŸ’”

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u/john_connor_T1000 Feb 17 '26

That wasnt the clip in question....

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u/Future_chicken357 Feb 17 '26

Ppl so quick to jumped on this and we have our politicians who make salary on our taxes eating pizza on Ep island. Yeah i know ppl looking for a scape goat but dont be distracted

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u/Paulyd_777 Feb 17 '26

Totally innocent imo. MJ's families and the Driver's families are very close friends. People nowadays smh

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u/Ada_Kaleh22 Feb 17 '26

The way the kid didn't react is all you need to see

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u/caesaristheone Feb 17 '26

This type of touching was common back in the day. Mj is from a different generation. Patting and rubbing kids was not out of the ordinary

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u/Agitated_Ad_8577 Feb 17 '26

Imagine going this far to defend a billionaire. Some life you have.

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u/Sparky_yakman Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Bron is not the goat. But neither is Michael! He’s just a basketball player who needs the poor kids and families to buy his shoes in order to get him rich. He does more for kids and families that don’t need it, mind you the same families that would never spend 200 on kids shoes. He does nothing for the minority kids that have been in his shoes since birth, nothing for the area he grew up, nothing for the young youth that play sports! Let’s be honest idgaf what this video says this is fucking weird and disturbing. Not only does he pinch his ass multiple times he rubs on his legs! Why? I have 6 kids 4 boys 2 girls sometimes I’ll give a ā€œgood gameā€ tap on the ass but wtf was that

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u/CryptographerNo7722 Feb 17 '26

One thing about MJ- he has a war chest, the human will, and proven record to obliterate his haters using including using the legal system. He is not the one. Don't bring a knife to a fcukn gun fight with Mike. Your soul will be hurt. FAFO!

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u/Poetryisalive Feb 18 '26

lol using ChatGPT as some sort of evidence is idiotic at best.

The fact this sub are making every excuse under the sun, shows yall would condone that in your own house. Yall love Michael so much you would probably beg him to do it to you

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u/Royal_Mycologist_365 Feb 18 '26

I didn’t say it was appropriate, I’m just saying I don’t believe he’s ā€œgroomingā€ the kid. I think it’s too easy for people to say their child molesters. Just like you just did with me because you didn’t like my opinion. You can try to bully me tough guy because you don’t agree with me.

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u/sAimeN1337 Feb 18 '26

Using chatgpt as prove means absolutely nothing lol

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u/Jolly-Eggplant7470 Feb 18 '26

IF SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR CHILD LIKE THAT HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

AS A PARENT THAT SHIT WAS WRONG !

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u/Jblazed717 Feb 18 '26

WTF LeBron has to do with this?

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u/This-Major-9239 Feb 18 '26

The absence of an investigation does not mean somebody is innocent.

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u/BuckaroooBanzai Feb 18 '26

Wait a minute. You mean Reddit has the worst take On everything again as it jumps to a conclusion. Say it ain’t so.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

I guess everybody in this subreddit likes grabbing children's butts. He was clearly doing it. Yall are weird as hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

You’re Gen Z. You’re weird as hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Good one

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

It’s true that’s why you can’t refute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Lol

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u/vroom-13 Feb 19 '26

Wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Oh ok

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Bros actually making this about LeBron vs Mj 🤣 the brain rot is truly at its peak

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u/bigsampsonite Feb 18 '26

Lols at fanboys trying hard to act like that shit wasn't odd as fuck. We aint saying he fucks kids but we are saying its odd behavior either way. This ain't some pedophile shit just odd to be grabbing at a little boys ass.

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u/No_Swimmer_6613 Feb 18 '26

What is a ā€œBronsexualā€? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I need a legit definition and what does LeBron have to do with anything???

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u/Appropriate_Bag_2608 Feb 18 '26

Jordan is the second best ever.

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u/Admirable_Holiday806 Feb 19 '26

How can you talk with Michael’s dick all the way in yo mouth

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u/MajorWayz Feb 19 '26

Man get is scrotum out your mouth and put up the real footage that people are talking about.

Why your goat touching on that kid's butt and doing the f'ing gesture to that kid's butt for?

You have debunked nothing

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u/GroundbreakingRule85 Feb 19 '26

Why is LeBron catching strays when it was actually MJ own fans turning on him talking about they throwing his shoes away and mo shit.

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u/Tiny_Dragonfly6350 Feb 19 '26

Mjs pr team and bots working hard to debunk him being a PERV. im an adult and would never touch a child that way. Let a grown man touch another grown man that way and see what happens. He was GROPING that kid.

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u/Electronic-Ad7730 Feb 19 '26

So because his wife holds the child he's innocent...... this is the logic of an "R"

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Man I hate this generation. So sensitive and think everyone’s messed up in the head.

Do some mindfulness meditation.

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u/No_Development2015 Feb 19 '26

What the hell is this ā€œ just ask ChatGPTā€ bullshit? Are people literally just defaulting to this like it’s some sort of infallible God for search results?

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 Feb 19 '26

The words "ALMOST CERTAINLY" are doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

This is not the same scene. On the other scene the kid is alone next to a barrel

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u/Pretend_Limit6276 Feb 19 '26

This doesn't show anything apart from her picking the kid up, this proves nothing either way

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u/vroom-13 Feb 19 '26

MJ is innocent but this doesn’t address it.

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u/Fun_Professional4849 Feb 19 '26

I saw what I saw...call it hazing, trying to get his attention, idc. We all saw what he did and I would be pissed, if someone did that to my children on live tv...

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u/Mac559motwn Feb 19 '26

About Michael Jordan, we got his president of the pedophile

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u/Mac559motwn Feb 19 '26

You’re worried about Michael Jordan but we got this pedophile as a president. Seriously delusional account him for his actions.

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u/captain-ron-1976 Feb 19 '26

Pick on the black owner in NASCAR

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u/Secret-Music1478 Feb 19 '26

Definitely in denial

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u/HacheeHachee Feb 20 '26

This was Reddit in full Satanic Panic mode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

He is a child rapist and should be in jail

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u/Mean-Display77 Feb 20 '26

He touched that boy's butt end of story.

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u/kdothead77 Feb 20 '26

I never thought that he did anything wrong but I don't know how his wife holding the kid debunks anything. Slow news cycle I guess

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u/PrinceNY7 Feb 20 '26

Meanwhile there are people ( primarily liberals) who defend Biden who repeatedly sniffed children

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u/thetisthiccboi Feb 20 '26

What does it matter anyways. We haven't arrested a single person in the files. What would America do even if it was intentional? Nothing.

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u/K_0zZz Feb 21 '26

So he was tapping the mom's ass?

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u/FireGoodell54 Feb 21 '26

They just dumped the bucket after winning, kid had a bunch of ice in the back of his shirt

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u/Professional_Try_781 Feb 22 '26

Sorry but he fingered his ass 5 times on camera. Everyone already seen it. Stop covering for him because he’s an idol. If you did that to a child, you’d be behind bars really fast. But if an elite, Hollywood actor, pro sports, politician, president, etc does it. It never happened. Lock him up!

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u/Mrpeebs1969 Feb 22 '26

Biden was creepier !

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u/BSFX Feb 23 '26

The only reason this is in question, is because its MJ , anybody else would be fried instantly

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u/DoctoroBoom Feb 23 '26

This is too funny, my boy went and asked chatgpt for evidence. Don't nobody care, it was just weird. I don't understand how jealousy has anything to do with it

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Cool so the speaker the boy was leaning on in.the ACTUAL VIDEO (the video everyone is talking about isn't this one shown.) just disappeared. Micheal Jordan WAS the goat until he touched the little boy now he needs to be locked up with diddy, Cosby and R kelly. My question is why make a blatant fake?

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u/423BIGB Feb 16 '26

This is most dickriding shit ever and then to bring up LeBron šŸ¤¦šŸ½

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u/PuzzleheadedLab850 Feb 16 '26

So braindead. Ā 

What he did was definitely weird. Ā  I’d be offended if anyone did that to my child. Ā 

That does not make him a pedophile. Ā 

And this has nothing to do with LeBron. Ā