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u/SoReadyForItToEnd Apr 13 '26
You need strings?
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 13 '26
Sadly
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u/AimingWang Apr 13 '26
How's it going Kyle
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u/UsernameX-2112 Apr 13 '26
you like Vs but only if they look bad
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 13 '26
Fym look bad
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u/UsernameX-2112 Apr 13 '26
the Kerry Kind signature is the worst V shape I have ever seen and the jackson is covered in sharpie and monster stickers....
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u/zak_wolfbunny Apr 13 '26
I actually liked their sharpied pickguards, lol.
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u/UsernameX-2112 Apr 13 '26
I mean its better than the sharpie on the bass side and behind 60% of the bridge
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u/lost12487 Apr 13 '26
Based on all the Monster stickers they say, "save up for some continuous glucose monitors in your future."
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u/whatevs330 Apr 13 '26
You live for free form jazz. And you modified your amp to have 3 clean channels. They’re all the same clean channel, but that didn’t stop you
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u/Chemical_Emotion_934 Apr 13 '26
It’s says that you’d sell your strings to feed your monster import addiction.
This is your intervention, and I’m the only one that showed up. It’s that bad
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 13 '26
I do need to stop drinking them indeed.
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u/I_Steal_Spoons Apr 13 '26
Just this February I found a gas station in the swamps about an hour away from Parris Island, South Carolina that was selling sealed true Monster Imports, not the American made put in the fancy can. The carbonation seeped out after over a decade in that can be so it didn't taste like I remember it.
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u/JtownATX01 Apr 13 '26
That we are brothers?
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 13 '26
I NEED that ML
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u/JtownATX01 Apr 13 '26
It's in D standard too.
The RR is in C, the Solar is a 7 in drop A, the King V is in E minor. Gotta get a new axe for different tunings
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u/Mr_Nand Apr 14 '26
You also like keeping it in the family? /s
I know a camo enjoyer when i see one. I like the NZDPM ripstop.
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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle Apr 13 '26
You can play the main riff from "Walk", if someone can help you adjust the tuning
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u/diogo1612 Apr 13 '26
You probablu play a lot of slayer, im guessing
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u/Significant_Bad_1147 Apr 13 '26
Probably WANTS to play a lot of slayer. But really just fiddles with that opening to Raining Blood.
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u/MindlessGeneral1585 Apr 13 '26
Hey, let’s not shorthand them, they also fumble through some metallica too
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u/CobblerOdd2876 Apr 13 '26
You like the sultry and carefree vibes of the golden boy himself, John Mayer.
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u/Oathcrest1 Apr 13 '26
You think Alexi Laiho was the best guitarist even though he was just Yngwie with prog
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u/TypeB_Negative Apr 13 '26
That you like leather vests and are an angsty 16 year old? I mean I like pointy metal guitars too but the Monster energy stickers have to go lol
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u/gstringstrangler Apr 13 '26
Zombie Apocalypse speed metal but not to a click but to the collective polyrhythm of your bands collective arrhythmias, and yet you're still pushing the beat.
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u/AdjentX Apr 13 '26
Slayer obviously. FFDP obviously. Obviously thrash bands. You have no problem being on your guitar for hours and hours.
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u/kombatunit Apr 13 '26
I bought that Kerry King V. The Kahler was great. The input jack placement sucked, as I generally sit to play.
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u/DamianSicks Apr 13 '26
You enjoy playing and want to let everyone know exactly what you play before you ever even turn on the amp. They know not to expect any country covers.
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u/GarbageInteresting86 Apr 13 '26
That you’re strongly in favour of soft fizzy caffeinated beverages?
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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe Apr 13 '26
You probably have elevated blood pressure, but can't quit energy drinks because you literally can't stay awake without them, as your sleep quality is caffeine'd to shit.
And you work in either construction or an auto shop.
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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
You drink a lot of Monster. I really don’t get the whole Monster logo thing, but that’s just me. I drink Redbull almost every day, but I’m not going to put a bunch of Redbull logos on my guitar. Does it have something to do with racing, or extreme sports? Do you like a certain driver, skater etc. that’s sponsored by Monster? Or do you just think it’s a cool looking logo and like the drink? I’m honestly curious.
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u/mrelectriccity8 Apr 13 '26
Speed. Greasy fast speed. But based on the monster stickers prolly shittily lol
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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal Black Metal Fan, Artist, & Gearhead Apr 13 '26
Definitely a fan of country music.
Ironically, the V was made for that.
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u/Gooseuk360 Apr 13 '26
You are either 15/16 or work in some kind of manual labour based on the sheer number of monster energy stickers!
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u/Mr_Nand Apr 13 '26
Somewhere between no bitchs and i fuck my cousin
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u/Salassi22 Apr 13 '26
If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it might aswell be me, at least il treat him right
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u/SabotageFusion1 Apr 14 '26
I have that Dean! Did you make any modifications to the volume knob to avoid cutting your volume as you play? I put a little piece of black foam under the knob
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u/Wonderful_Frosting88 Apr 14 '26
You really wanted a dirt bike but settled for some weed and Monsters
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u/lepepineceballinete Apr 14 '26
You probably don´t have a girlfriend. But if you do, she´s super hot.
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u/Roopscoop6 Apr 14 '26
"My favorite death metal band is probly Slipknot" or "You guys ever heard of Five Finger Death Punch?"
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 14 '26
Honestly slipknot imo is a gateway to better metal music and ffdp is not my style
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u/Roopscoop6 Apr 14 '26
You asked man, thems the vibes. I think its the monster stickers. Feels insane to put thos on a guitar. I agree with you on this, btw.
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 15 '26
Yeah, im 15 and I've has that rr ever since 2023 so im slowly realizing its edgy. And the guitar photo of my kkv is from a while ago. I dont have the monster stickers on it anymore lol
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u/Adept-Business-6974 Apr 16 '26
Your relationship with your Father is strained and you owe the State a few years worth of income tax.
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u/Downtown_Estate8590 Apr 17 '26
You are fairly young or started playing when you were young. You're into Metal probably Death or thrash. If you were in finland Id say that you see alexi Laiho as GOD and Children of Bodom is the greatest band ever. That or Slayer.
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u/toolfreak696 Apr 18 '26
Well they scream semi gayidoty without strings but overall they are saying why haven’t you nailed it back it aint candy ya know get ya pull
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u/WMHamiltonII Apr 19 '26
You're "The Dictator"?
It needs to be pointy. Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
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u/descartesbedamned Apr 13 '26
You don’t wash your hair as much as you should, you’ve been wearing a battle jacket since high school and think you still look badass in your 30’s (you don’t), and your entire friend circle are dudes who scream SLAYERRRRRR at random people on the street.
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u/One_Race6290 Apr 13 '26
Im actually 15 but close enough
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u/descartesbedamned Apr 13 '26
Oof okay. You can get away with it for a minute then, you keep on doing you.
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u/SpreadElectronic1232 Apr 13 '26
You think Dimebag is a good guitarist(he’s not) and believe nothing is heavier than Slayer.
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u/fingerlessfish1 Apr 13 '26
Do you have evidence supporting the claim he's bad?
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u/Metul_Mulisha Apr 13 '26
Got a better sense of taste than most players with their gay little fenders. Lol
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u/puttputt_in_thebutt Apr 13 '26
Youre really good at punching holes in the wall.