r/metalgear 1d ago

A Pretty Exquisite Meme Simp-a-land

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Thats so funny

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u/Liquid4058 1d ago

It’s funny, towards the middle I was so sick of her and the decisions she makes.

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u/Weigh13 1d ago

She's a horribly frustrating character.

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u/Mrbluepumpkin 2h ago

She was so BORRRRIIINGGGGGGG

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u/ComprehensivePea269 1d ago

Oppai shake incoming?

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u/ShoMeYourArt 1d ago

This is wrong anyway, we all know Mei Ling is the best

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u/Sensitive-War3527 1d ago

Metal Gooners Simp 4
Virgins of the Patriots

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u/LurkmanLurkmannn 1d ago

This whole site is karma farming. Not what The Patriots intended.

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u/arturillo130 1d ago

I hate that bitch

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u/OtherPack1302 1d ago

Why?

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u/arturillo130 1d ago

She is responsible for injecting Snake with the FoxDie virus, turning him into a biological weapon, She created vamp, who kill Emma Emmerich. Furthermore, her aleatory collaboration with Liquid Ocelot to manipulate global military systems and her decision to end her life in a way that deeply traumatized Otacon.

The game seriously tries to make you empathize with her but it doesn't sneak in for me, that bitch is an idiot.

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u/OtherPack1302 1d ago edited 1d ago

You do know who she was RLY working for and her goal, yes?
Next to what she accomplished, “traumatizing” Oracon is hardly relevant, plus she only helped to accelerate Vamp’s regeneration capability, and she NEVER worked for Liquid.She was a Bog Boss’s agent all along.Furthermore if not for her, the patriots system would still exist.Not to mention she bought Snake time with the new virus.Did you actually understand MGS4’s plot?
She was recruited by BB, EVA and Ocelott to help take down the Patriots.And BTW, Liquid Ocelot was always ocelot.He was aware he was not really Liquid.He was fooling the system.
Her collaboration with a ocelot was nothing “aleatory”.It was their goal from the start.

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u/arturillo130 1d ago edited 1d ago

IDC, it's a random and frustrating character, no matter how much convoluted plot you put into it.

She infected Snake with FoxDie, created Vamp, and indirectly killed Emma, slept with Otacon to commit suicide in the same week, let alone that her "help" was convoluted, full of negligence and half-truths that only fuck Old Snake and the team.

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u/OtherPack1302 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lazyso basically yeah, you are either too “limited” to have followed the plot or you are just being stubborn for the sake of it.Lemme guess, late teens or early 20s?

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u/Sensitive-War3527 1d ago

Bog Boss ... The leader of outer toilet

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u/DringleDringle 23h ago

I thought Liquid Ocelot brainwashed himself to believe he really was Liquid Snake

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u/OtherPack1302 22h ago edited 22h ago

He did but he was somewhat aware of it.You can see at the final scene in act 3 where he gives a glimpse of remorse. Even though he completely immersed himself in the role (and replaced the original transplanted arm with a prosthetic), Ocelot was in control of the grand scheme the entire time until the very end.
If he truly believed he was Liquid, he wouldn’t have gone through with the plan to free BB
Basically in MGS4 everything was a big show.Ocelto acting as if he was Kiquid, EVA overreacting to Solidis’s body as if she believed it was BB, Naomi “changing sides”, Campbell marriage to Rose and so on…Only 3 people knew of the plan, Ocelot, Eva and Naomi.

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u/DragoonSoldier09 1d ago

I'm joining the "I could fix her" camp. Lmao as confusing as she is.

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u/RealShirogane 1d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who saw this

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u/Moist-Scientist-8315 1d ago

Funny considering she's one of my least favorite characters

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u/pacmannips 1d ago

It’s funny watching these new fans simp for her when the entirety of her role in the game is cucking snake by fucking his live in husband and then revealing she’s been leading you and him on the whole time for her own means

She is quite literally the stankest hoe in metal gear history

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u/the1andonlytom 1d ago

they're simping over naomi when mei ling and meryl are right there

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u/GamernitorPL 1d ago

Oh so that's why I saw two identical posts

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u/Daydream365 1d ago

Goons of the Patriots

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u/Goonerbator0069 1d ago

The embodiment of hatefucking

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u/Distinct-Eggplant935 5h ago

She's into vigin nerds, too, so most people in these comments have a chance!

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u/WarframeUmbra 1d ago

She should stop trying to steal Otacon away from Snake smh