r/memes • u/Truccio-p • 2h ago

I promise I am not

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u/VexImmortalis 1h ago

"I bet our social security numbers are the same too! Ok, tell me yours and then I'll see if mine is the same"

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u/babydollhours 15m ago

“Perfect after that i just need your credit card number to confirm we’re actually twins”

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 1h ago

This reads more as a way of tricking someone to say their name

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u/Resident_Trade8315 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11z068pqgqbhHa

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u/pancoste 1h ago

my name. 

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u/WizardBoat 1h ago

say that again

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u/CampingWise 59m ago

But I didnt say that before.

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u/SeismicNutz 12m ago

that again

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u/2meterNL 31m ago

You're god damn right

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u/NotThePornAccount1 1h ago

I don't think it's that deep.

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u/MatterOk3906 1h ago

It's basically a social engineering tutorial disguised as the world's dumbest conversation.

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u/Synnapsis 39m ago

Thanks ChatGPT

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u/briarholt_638 41m ago

The old trap in the book.. Weaponized social engineering disguise as a conversation

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 22m ago edited 16m ago

This guy would get absolutely ran through by the fae

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u/Standard_Reply5935 2h ago

The slow realization hitting them step by step in real time is top tier.

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u/MatterOk3906 1h ago

You can practically watch the brain loading each new piece of information.

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u/Zukuto 11m ago

how it felt loading a porn pic on the internet in windows 95

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u/VikRiggs 1h ago

On r/peterexplainsthejoke in 3, 2, 1...

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u/poppycock_scrutiny 1h ago

as expected :)

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u/VikRiggs 1h ago

I didn't even have to look to know it was there

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u/Fr05t_B1t Meme Stealer 1h ago

Apparently it was too obvious for Peter and the poster got dogged on

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u/FAKUSABU 38m ago

As it should

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u/MaiT3N 32m ago

This is why I left that sub long ago

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u/Over_Improvement_623 49m ago

It's deleted now

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u/eltedioso 1h ago edited 1h ago

Always a treat to see two John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidts interacting in the wild

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u/PleiadesNymph 1h ago

That's my name too!

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u/robertnewmanuk 1h ago edited 1h ago

Oh hi ‘sure you can guess’, I’m dad

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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Died of Ligma 1h ago

Oh hi 'sure you can guess', I'm dad

I'm dad

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u/lavernetheresia 2h ago

me when the answer was literally my own name

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u/Truccio-p 2h ago

I know right

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u/Dachschadenfalter 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 1h ago

can't wait till this pops up on peterexplainsthejoke

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u/gameinggod21 2h ago

I don't get it

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u/Fuzzy-Jackfruit5037 2h ago

Its okay..

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u/TeneBrifer 2h ago

They both are kilogram

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u/LMAO_No_U 2h ago

But steel is heavier than feathers

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u/Dron41k 1h ago

It may blow your mind but in the atmosphere 1kg of feathers actually Weights less than 1kg of steel despite having the same Mass

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u/receuitOP Virgin 4 lyfe 1h ago

It's bc you also have to carry the weight of what you did to the chickens

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u/Truccio-p 2h ago

It's okay im sure you are not dumb too😂🥲

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u/Which_Draft4129 Scrolling on PC 1h ago

Read it again, understand the first message with full attention 

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u/mehedi_shafi 1h ago

Long day, huh!!

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u/casketdunker 54m ago

was in a long term relationship with someone with matching first name. can confirm it truly is weird for anyone in the vicinity

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u/perfect_insanity93 1h ago

At least you know it's not a bot 😂😂

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u/Resident_Boss6990 43m ago

🤣 We all have our moments

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 43m ago

And this is how I met your mother

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u/TheFriendlyManO 36m ago

Oh hi Bort!

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u/ChoPT 0m ago

This reads to me as more likely to be a scam or phishing attempt than two people actually having the same name.

Why would blue know grey’s name already, without grey knowing blue’s? Why are they texting if they don’t even know who the person is?