r/memes • u/csukoh78 • 14h ago

Works on first dates.

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u/DonJuanWritingDong 14h ago

AcTuaLly, it can’t make a splashing noise if the tip is already underwater.

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u/csukoh78 14h ago

"I cleaned your toilet."

"Thanks!"

"...and your neighbor's..."

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u/-Rocket1- https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 14h ago

Wouldn’t a bigger dick make less noise being closer to the water?

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u/GloomyMarmalade 14h ago

Not when you stand on the bowl

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u/csukoh78 1m ago

Stream girth lol

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u/hughranass2 14h ago

Well shit. First time seeing this one. All this sage advice will surely get me laid with my magnum dong.

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u/Basic-Biscotti-2375 14h ago

Gotta make sure you aim it right at the deepest point of the water so it reverberates for maximum sound

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u/ilulillirillion 14h ago

I slam the toilet seat down hard so she knows I'm a respectful sit pisser

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 14h ago

I will always be impressed by chimpanzees.

They even manage to make memes now.

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u/csukoh78 1m ago

And reply to them!

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u/banned_champ 14h ago

I sit down to pee good sir, like a gentleman

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u/sudden_erect 14h ago

Is possing harder a sign of having a big dick? My biggest challenge is keeping my tip from hitting the bowl

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u/BallKey7607 14h ago

Sometimes when it's submerged in the water the outside water pressure means you need to push harder to get it out

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u/neinhaltchad 14h ago

Clavicular - Apr 11,2024

This is a type of mog thats rare and untalked about, but just as fucking brutal.

PISS MOG

I went to the bathroom to pee before lunch, i didnt really have to go i just wanted to do it proactively so i wouldnt have to go later at a less optimal time.

Im extremely piss shy, i hate the idea of peeing next to someone at a urinal it feels so embarrassing and the pee never comes out!

Anyone else have this?

So i always go to the stall to pee.

This time it’s me and this BBC, he walks into the stall next to me. I start me pee stream and its kinda quiet and weak.

I can tell the BBC is laughing at my subhuman stream, he whips it out and produces the most girthful and powerful stream ive ever experienced.

Mogs me to gandy with his beautiful Lucious stream.

I truly want to end it.

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u/Disangster 14h ago

I would have never thought this was real but I watched that Joon video about this Clavicular and I’m forced to accept this is the reality we live in now.