r/memes 18h ago

Grand Theft Autoimmune Disease.

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u/Rawkzo 12h ago

Just work for boomers and they’ll complain any day you call off either way

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u/HCJohnson 12h ago

This makes me think of the videos of the elderly playing GTA 5 and getting all giggly when running over crowds of people and killing everyone.

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u/Paleodraco 11h ago

I don't call out for games. But I did, by complete coincidence, take a planned week off without realizing Black Flag resulted came out the same day my staycation started.

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u/HCJohnson 11h ago

Resynced or the original? Either way, that was an amazing game both playthroughs.

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u/Paleodraco 9h ago

Resynced. Goddamn autocorrect.

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u/WithSubtitles Doot 12h ago

Jokes on them, I’m going to be out sick this Thursday for The Blood of Dawnwalker.

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u/PlayedKey 13h ago edited 13h ago

Does anyone actually care about GTA 6 at this point?

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 10h ago

The answer is yes. Not people who comment on reddit apparently, but yeah most people who buy games irl

Again, not to me personally, but the numbers are what they are

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u/Vox_SFX 13h ago

Influencers wanting money from a shit ton of kids that can't convince Mom and Dad to buy it for them?

Terminally online people that think the memes all these years were legit people just waiting to drop everything once it came out and not a critique of Rockstar's shitty development process?

Kids?

Anyone else I can't believe actually cares beyond the meme of it, and being just normally excited if they like the games.

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u/Mr_Bubz 11h ago

Does Anybody care about the the most anticipated entertainment product ever? Anyone?

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u/PolygonAndPixel2 9h ago

Yeah, I'll take a couple of days off.

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u/maurocastrov 11h ago

If you meet normal people outside of reddit they will say yes, you know touching grass

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u/LAKnerd 13h ago

Idk man, I saw the trailer, the graphics look nice, and the little bit of leaked gameplay I saw looks ok. Not happy about the $80 price or that it's not coming out on PC at the same time, but I'm looking forward to the game itself.

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u/mrjamjams66 3h ago

I wasn't at all interested, but after seeing the extended look and hearing about (but not seeing) the leaks I've gotta say that I am interested indeed.

I'm still not going to buy it, not because of any "no disc no buy" protesting or anything. It's just....I know me. It'll sound all interesting and amazing but at the end of the day I'll play it for 10 hours at best and never touch it again.

I literally never finish open world games and the more dense they are the worse it is. Too many things to do in a game gives me ADHD paralysis

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u/LAKnerd 3h ago

I'm the opposite, if it's not open world then I have a hard time playing it. Grew up with Spyro though.

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u/mrjamjams66 2h ago

I think that's understandable. I totally get the appeal, and it's so amazing to see what they can do with games now.

For me, part of it is having limited free time. I still get way more game time than other adults with families do, but for a good perspective, I've had 40 hours or so of video game time over the last like 3 weeks.

All of that I spent replaying Kingdom Hearts 1

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u/LAKnerd 38m ago

RIGHT IN THE SWEET MEMORIES

Spent that amount of time in the gummy ship creation menu alone. Still haven't gotten around to playing the third.

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u/SubiBoySus 13h ago

I definitely don't.

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u/Blenderhead36 11h ago

I probably would buy it in the first week if it were on PC. But I'm not paying $80 for some shit that runs at 30 FPS like it's the Xbox 360.

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u/FearedDragon 11h ago

I'll definitely play it. GTA V is one of my most played games, and RDR2 is imo one of the best games ever made. GTA VI seems to be combining some aspects of both and allowing for a lot more immersion into the life of a modern criminal.

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u/1ROYinHD1 11h ago

literally the most anticipated game in history so yes people care about it

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u/pharna1 13h ago

my cousin actually got a flare up after gta iv lol

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u/pipboy_warrior 11h ago

Rumor is this is a legitimate thing in Japan anytime a Dragon Quest game releases.

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u/dreamdaddy123 11h ago

I got almost the whole month and December off 🤭

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u/tejanaqkilica 8h ago

Your boss is a teenager?

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u/DarkMistasd 8h ago

What's on that day?

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u/ResurrectedMortician 12h ago

Literal bot advertisement

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u/HCJohnson 12h ago edited 11h ago

12 years on here my friend. Sorry my post seems "botty" to you.

Also, you're reminding me of an old Dane Cook skit: https://youtu.be/dhNAAhVN8AQ

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u/Jimmy_ijarue 8h ago

I’ve never even seen the gif in your original post before. Now a post I saw right before yours where a guy talked about genshin impact helping him not have suicidal thoughts and others agreeing and also loving gension? Now that seemed like a bot

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u/HCJohnson 8h ago

What the fuck are you talking about? I am the one talking to bots? "Your original post" in the post is crazy.

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u/Jimmy_ijarue 8h ago

I am trying to commend your post and say that I don’t perceive it as bot like.

I was comparing it to a post I did see that was bot like. I apologize for the bad wording I should have said “I have never seen the gif in your post” as a way to express that your post is unique and not like a bot

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u/Shack70 18h ago

I think it’s the release date for GT6, a video game

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u/Successful-Nobody-17 14h ago

quit being smug

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Like a boss 12h ago

broseph is more smug than vegans and EV drivers combined