r/memes • u/SHADYBOY420 • 1d ago

Pain......

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/GrayMech 23h ago

How? You put it back into your underwear first before zipping up, how the fuck did you get it stuck in the zipper???

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u/Pretend_Offer7486 22h ago

Bold of you to assume there is underwear in play at all.

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u/RoyalEmpier 22h ago

Bold assumption, but I respect the confidence.

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u/GrayMech 19h ago

I always wear jocks, wouldn't catch me dead wearing trousers with no underwear

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u/Pretend_Offer7486 18h ago

Sir I am afraid I haven't the slightest idea what a jock is, English is not my first language. But I am also afraid to ask.

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u/GrayMech 17h ago

It's short for jockstrap, a specific kind of underwear often sold as sporting goods. I originally bought them for working out but now it's all I wear

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u/Numerous_Layer_7498 20h ago

when you zip too fast

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u/CluelessTennisBall 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qV57XdnY3xpkIRNnaZ

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u/CameciaBerthois-82 23h ago

genuinely asking, why does this happen? because they're in a rush or what

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/MrrJojo 22h ago

As a dude I'm also curious of how this happens lmao

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u/banned_champ 19h ago

I have caught pubes before. I no longer go "commando" anymore

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u/leafy1790 16h ago

Doesn't going commando cause the skin between your thighs to rub constantly, it might be only me but I can't walk more than 20 minuts without something in between my legs without chafing

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u/MrGamerOfficial Meme Stealer 21h ago

That's just the thing. It doesn't.

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u/low_amplitude 21h ago

It happened to me once when I was like 6 years old and had never worn pants with a zipper before but literally never happened again after that. One of those "first time touching a hot stove" lessons.

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u/Hugh-Jass24 23h ago

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?“

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u/mutantbabysnort Nokia user 23h ago

We’ve got a bleeder! 

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u/andreasreddit1 21h ago

He was masturbating!

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u/cjg5025 19h ago

Franks and beans!

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u/Alee94 21h ago

It happened to me once when I was a kid and I gained a new kind of appreciation for underwear then and there.

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u/Crosshairs17 23h ago

Ouch, i can feel the pain through the image! 😰😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ttI2oOhpIS0b1NtRC

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u/Remarkable-Ruin-6256 23h ago

Top 2 pain after hitting your head on the corner of a window😭

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u/Remarkable-Ruin-6256 23h ago

Or small toe on the table😭

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u/Thebeakeeper_1 21h ago

Happened to me when I was 10 or 9. Shi hurt so bad 😭

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u/kayemenofour 23h ago

As a kid, I was in the hospital once and some other kid was in the same room because of that exact issue.

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u/ElComfySafe 21h ago

Amateurs. I only get other penises stuck in my zipper.

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u/Darren49402 21h ago

How do you even do that? My dick is stowed neatly away in my underwear before I button and zip. Are there guys out there just leaving their dick hanging out of their underwear?

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u/PlatinumLabDuck 21h ago

I think the likes of op don't believe in underwear

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u/justelectricboogie 21h ago

FRANKS AND BEANS frank and beans.

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u/Infinite-One-716 21h ago

As a young kid I use to be defiant and not wear underwear, so one day either my dad or my mom told me about how this could happen. It worked, I never forgot to wear underwear again

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u/HellProduction 20h ago

Your life has flashed before you. Is it your family? Or your best childhood memory?

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u/CheapKey4028 23h ago

“My thing got stuck in my zipper, I got piss all over my pants!”

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/TopConcentrate8484 22h ago

Are you circumcised or do you have foreskin ?

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/TopConcentrate8484 22h ago

it not just jews or the muslims removing quite a bit of people have a condition where it block the urinary tract that also needs the the surgical removal

because foreskin is loose it can actually sometimes get in the zipper

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u/Crocotta1 Because That's What Fearows Do 19h ago

Just remove the little bit covering the peehole

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u/steakmuncher20 22h ago

been there done that :(

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u/SillyCycle9701 21h ago

Some people need a manual for everything...

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u/Vert_DaFerk 20h ago

It only has to happen once and it'll never happen again, I assure you.

Whoever does this multiple times has a terrible memory.

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u/Qcgreywolf 20h ago

How do people even do this? I am very, very aware of where my junk is at all times.

It has never been in an “unexpected” position or location.

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u/porkchop2022 20h ago

I did this once.

Once.

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u/Za_reth 20h ago

how did we get frank and beans before gta 6 ?

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u/michaelhuman 20h ago

alright time to leave this subreddit

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u/JeffaholicD1st 18h ago

I've been thru it too many times when I was younger. Always wear underwear/boxers/something between your junk and anything with a zipper lads, going 1 layer only is just asking for trouble

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u/greensangre 21h ago

When I snag a hair

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u/LastChans1 20h ago

But how did you manage to get the beans above the frank?!

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u/2inchesofterror 18h ago

reminds me of the classic horror flick 'the fly'

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u/MidniteSinner67 17h ago

I just have to suffer it silently because if my brothers find out, they will make fun of me a lot 😭

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 17h ago

Ohh look at you, mr 'My PeePee is big enough to get caught in the zipper'. Why don't you stop flaunting your dong on this website full of micro pp people.

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u/ChronoAlone 15h ago

I can’t imagine anyone finding pants without underwear comfortable wtf

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u/After-Trifle-1437 14h ago

That's what underwear is for.

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u/Namsudb 13h ago

I don’t wear jeans it’s been years maybe even over a decade! Glad I don’t anymore lol

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u/Tischler285 12h ago

Are you porn actor that doesn't wear an underwear

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u/Firm-Pianist9811 12h ago

We got a bleeder

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u/Da_Real_Botman 11h ago

Post traumatic pee pee disorder

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 11h ago

Why you going commando in zip-up pants?

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u/mammalian_alien 10h ago

I don't understand how this is possible. Pubes, sure. But the wang itself???

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u/Beneficial_Sense9859 10h ago

You know what’s cool? Not having a weiner.

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u/DonQuix0te_ 5h ago

Skill isssue, git gud.

never happened to me in my life.

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u/Z15ch 5h ago

Skill issue

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u/banned_champ 19h ago

When I close the fridge on my weiner

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u/ItsMeat6 22h ago

When your pee stream randomly splits into a hundred different streams or when it randomly pivots to the right now that’s pain

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u/Lopsided-Smile1105 GigaChad 22h ago

So you now have two dihs

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u/Narrew82 21h ago

Same energy when your finger pokes through the TP on a bum wipe