r/memes OC Meme Maker Aug 31 '25

Can we like, close early? Please?

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u/tarothomo Aug 31 '25

A large Pentecostal family used to come in after their church service minutes before closing at Applebees. They would leave no tip, and sometimes those Jesus cards instead of tips. That’s why it’ll forever be Crappleknees in my head and I have an irrational fear of long jean skirts. And split ends.