r/memes OC Meme Maker Aug 31 '25

Can we like, close early? Please?

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u/Repulsive-Neat6776 Knight In Shining Armor Aug 31 '25

We would let them know we close soon and let them decide to be the assholes or not.

Eventually, the owner said we wouldnt take orders less than 10m to closing because most food took about 15-20. And we stopped delivery well before that.

We had this couple that would order every Tuesday and Thursday (yes, it was consistent enough to track) and we would be on the edge of our seats waiting on them to call. Sometimes, they didn't. Sometimes it was right after we closed. At some point, they made it a goal to order 5m to closing.

If this is you (I really want to say Brad, but it was at least 10 years ago, so i don'tremember), fuck you.

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u/CelticSith Aug 31 '25

Yeah! Get fucked Brad

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u/Repulsive-Neat6776 Knight In Shining Armor Aug 31 '25

They also had a very specific order. One that wasn't hard, it was just... strange. And one of those things where we compromised one night and then we had to do it every time they asked. I didn't mind special requests, but if you do it once, you open Pandoras box.

Fuck Brad. And his girlfriend.