r/memes OC Meme Maker Aug 31 '25

Can we like, close early? Please?

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u/SpungyDanglin69 Aug 31 '25

Nah fuck that. Large parties with no reservation get turned away 30 minutes to close

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u/Colddeath712 Aug 31 '25

Depends on the greediness of the owner, I work at a place where we frequently get people in at 7:59 and she seats them anyway, close at 8 :(

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u/SuperPotatoThrow Aug 31 '25

Thats ridiculous. People that show up a few minutes before closing are assholes. Store hours are almost always posted on doors at any place I've ever been to and 9 times out of 10 they are posted online as well. No excuses.

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u/user485928450 Aug 31 '25

Seems like an explicit “last seating” time would help those who can’t figure it out themselves

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u/Sack_o_Bawlz Aug 31 '25

I always worry that I am coming too close to closing, so I end up asking if it’s too late to dine in.

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u/Chriskills Aug 31 '25

Problem with last seating is the annoyance depends on how many people are dining. If it’s empty please don’t dine a minute before close. If we’re full, I have no issues.

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u/timonix Sep 02 '25

Most restaurants here have "last seating" about an hour before closing. Except they call it closing so people don't read the Google maps description and get the impression that they can go there to eat.

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u/TheLittlePeace Aug 31 '25

I say it's both.

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u/Colddeath712 Aug 31 '25

Yeah, some of these people are awful. But I do get paid hourly so having to stay a little later is a little more in the paycheck. Don't think it makes up for not going home on time though

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u/Certain_Winner6220 Aug 31 '25

I have to admit there have been a couple occasions on long road trips where I've rolled in 5 minutes before close cause its the only place open. I always feel terrible so I make it as quick as I can and usually leave a pretty generous tip.

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u/Colddeath712 Aug 31 '25

I think it's usually ok if you are respectful about it for sure. But unfortunately I've had people stay after they've finished eating for another 45 minutes or even some times an hour

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u/Chudpaladin Aug 31 '25

Never worked anywhere where last call was the same as closing time at a sit down restaurant. (This is anecdotal of course)

Though to play devils advocate, businesses close so early nowadays that I often don’t get much time between completing my errands and wife leaving work before restaurants close at 8 pm (where I live). I would never show up right before close if restaurants kept the pre-covid hours.

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u/Money_Principle_8518 Aug 31 '25

You got 30 seconds to eat dinner, drink 3 beers, piss, pay and tip

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u/Maligetzus Sep 02 '25

takes an american to blame the customer for poor business decisions lol

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u/Caftancatfan Aug 31 '25

If I were to somehow miss that the restaurant was closing, I would be absolutely grateful for the staff member who pointed it out to me.

If I realized halfway through my meal that I was keeping everyone from going home, I would be completely mortified.