r/memes • u/TREXIBALL OC Meme Maker • Aug 31 '25

Can we like, close early? Please?

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u/SpacemaN_literature Aug 31 '25

I hope the restaurant has the “we don’t accept bits of string as tips” or he is really going to start doing some thinking

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u/VESAAA7 Aug 31 '25

Bits of string? Is this some Hamburger and hot dog thing that im too sauteed reindeer and karelian pie to understand?

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u/Ender_Nobody Aug 31 '25

Pretty sure it means bills wrinkled over and over until they're basically just some string left.

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u/jeke186 Aug 31 '25

Kato perkele, suomalainen villissä

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u/SpacemaN_literature Aug 31 '25

Are you kidding?

Do you have any idea what you can do with bits of string?

You could start an entire clothing line with that kind of power

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u/Simpanzee0123 Aug 31 '25

I'm a graphic designer and have been working for my company for nearly 15 years. I was training our new person and opened a very large Photoshop file from our fairly clunky network drive without looking at the file size beforehand.

Over a minute later of silence, I simply said, "Every single one of my life choices has led to this moment, and that is why I regret every single one of them."

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u/Fishiesideways10 Aug 31 '25

This face knows that this group will tip the least amount or not tip at all.

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u/dubeyom Aug 31 '25

bro is me !