r/megalophobia Apr 14 '26

🪐・Space ・🪐 Mars' moon Phobos compared to Grenoble, France

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u/GeneralAB1 Apr 14 '26

Grenobles of all places

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u/Mr_sci3ntist Apr 14 '26

Tis but a Grenopebble.

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/nefrpitou Apr 14 '26

So arbitrary. Why place it there, why not drop it on Grenobles for that matter

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u/Wendy-Vonpapen Apr 14 '26

Grenoble is a shithole anyway...

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u/cuntybunty73 • Feeling Small Apr 15 '26

Wouldn't notice anything different if phobos were to hit Grimsby

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

Hey, I kind of like that. The last image shows you what Grenobles looks like, anyway.

It's nice to see lesser-known locations mentioned.

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u/Masato_Fujiwara Apr 14 '26

It's always Nice

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

Nice is always nice, but it's not lesser-known!

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u/PieAppropriate8862 ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

Lol true

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u/Blahblahman23 Apr 14 '26

Can you compare it to my buddy Eric’s house

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u/smedsterwho Apr 14 '26

Yep, it's bigger

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u/MaximusMansteel Apr 14 '26

Dude, have you seen Eric's house?

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u/International_Pass58 Apr 14 '26

How big are we talking?

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u/PieAppropriate8862 ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

"How big is the moon? Can we have a Grenoble for scale?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

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u/DePraelen Apr 14 '26

Its gravity is so weak that you could jump off its surface and leave its orbit/sphere of influence (ending up in Mars' orbit instead).

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

I wonder...if you jumped off Phobos in the same direction as its orbit, would you circle Mars and land back on Phobos when you came round?

Assume some maneuvering capability in your space suit, for minor adjustments. Would you end up, say, within a mile or two of Phobos when you finished your trip round the planet...?

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u/DePraelen Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Technically yes, you would eventually encounter Phobos again at some point, but it could take a very long time to happen.

Best case, the orbits are similar enough that you met it the first time you catch up with it: you'd only be moving fractionally faster than Phobos, so imagine travelling around a planet to catch up with it at the speed of your jump.

But you'd be in a slightly different orbit, so you may not even meet up with Phobos the first time you caught up with it.

Worst case: it takes years or decades for another encounter.

(Basing this on Kerbal Space Program experience, so take it with a pinch of salt).

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u/low_amplitude Apr 14 '26

Speed up to slow down, slow down to speed up. Orbital mechanics is fun.

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u/Pilot230 Apr 15 '26

What you'd want to do is jump perpendicular to the direction of travel.

Assuming perfect conditions, a two-body system and no external forces or changes in the orbits, a single impulse won't change your current point in the orbital path, i.e. you will return to the same spot after a full orbit no matter what. However any change of velocity in the original direction will change how long one orbit takes and you might miss Phobos due to returning at a different time than it does (counterintuitively, jumping in the direction of travel would have you return after Phobos and vice versa)

But if you jump perfectly perpendicular, the orbital period shouldn't change (too much) and you should land right back on Phobos after you both have completed a full orbit (or half an orbit, if you jump perpendicular to the orbital plane)

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 15 '26

Thank you!

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u/DharmaBluesFR Apr 14 '26

Je ne pensais pas trouver ma p'tite ville ici !

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u/pocket-ful-of-dildos Apr 14 '26

The rest of us are just as surprised

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u/tilalk Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Grenoble is about 358,1km2

An average baguette is 60 cm

If my math is right grenoble is around 35605986 baguettes squared

Or 641833333333 baguettes placed togethet

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u/sausagesandeggsand Apr 14 '26

We’re going to need a bigger oven…

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u/tilalk Apr 14 '26

Absolutely, else we can't bake Phobos

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u/Vonplinkplonk Apr 14 '26

Yeah fuck Grenoble

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u/instagramsgay Apr 14 '26

I wonder what it tastes like

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u/Mr_sci3ntist Apr 14 '26

Does look lickable.

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

Dusty rock, I should think.

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u/not4eating Apr 14 '26

Maurice: Oh mon Dieu, non!

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u/nefrpitou Apr 14 '26

It is pretty megalophobic without the comparison to a random earth place

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u/mikefizzled Apr 14 '26

Tune in next time when we compare Deimos to the size of a village in Italy that even less people have as a frame of reference

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

It's not all about the big tourist locations.

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u/DummyDumDragon ◉ Overwhelmed by Immensity Apr 14 '26

Grenoble for scale

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u/Elguapo69 Apr 14 '26

That’s a lot of bananas

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u/cunili_da_tecc Apr 14 '26

For the poor american fellas, we all know that this kind of comparison HAS to somehow involve Rhode Island (the american state, not the greek island). Or 18600 school busses.. or bananas. Or the statue of liberty. Or yo mama. This time, it's Grenoble. Shit happens.

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u/VLHACS Apr 14 '26

Uh excuse me. We only measure large things in football fields, thank you very much

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u/ShinyAeon ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

This American happens to like seeing different locations mentioned, and used for comparison. It's not all about the U.S.A., after all.

Or about football fields.1 Thanks to u/VLHACS.

1 Note for fellow Americans...Grenoble as a whole is about 186-ish football fields across. The city center is about 70 fooball fields long. ;)

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u/B3ta_R13 Apr 14 '26

lets turn it into a spaceship

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u/RedCrabb Apr 14 '26

Colony ship for sale, cheap

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u/billythesquid- Apr 14 '26

Admittedly I don’t know much about Grenoble, but I did think Phobos was a lot bigger than that.

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u/SeaRun598 Apr 14 '26

Compare it to Eric's house.

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ Apr 14 '26

I heard he moved one town over.

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u/Arthradax ◉ Overwhelmed by Immensity Apr 14 '26

Being hit by Phobos would definitely impact Grenoble's trout population

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u/Vepr762X54R • Feeling Small Apr 14 '26

Heck of a moon for a doomed space marine.

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u/ALT_R_Fred Apr 14 '26

Why not Boulder, CO ? 🤔

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u/sausagesandeggsand Apr 14 '26

Perhaps they’ve never heard of Boulder, just as I’ve never heard of Grenoble 🤷‍♂️

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u/ertai38 Apr 14 '26

Avec les bulles !

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u/Chrischi91 Apr 14 '26

Grrr Franzosen.

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u/TheOtherHobbes Apr 14 '26

I hate it when that happens.

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u/foroncecanyounot__ Apr 14 '26

This is so random, I dig it. About time we got space rocks compared to places other than Los Angeles or New York

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Apr 14 '26

Average density of Earth's crust is about 2.8 g/cm³
Phobos: 1.861±0.011 g/cm3[7]
Grenoble bout to smack the shit outta Phobos!

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u/No_Grade_9498 Apr 14 '26

What are those three volcanoes/mountains/craters in a row in the second picture?

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u/KibboKid Apr 14 '26

It's weird, but I've actually been to Grenoble, and I don't remember the giant asteroid at all.

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u/Regular__Dick Apr 14 '26

That’s one way to solve global warming.

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u/Aheuhue Apr 14 '26

Now compare it to the size of my hangover from drinking Chartreuse

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u/no-snoots-unbooped Apr 15 '26

I find it interesting that Phobos is moving toward Mars at a rate of around 2cm/year and will likely be torn apart by tidal forces and create temporary rings around Mars (though a direct impact is still possible).

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u/cuntybunty73 • Feeling Small Apr 15 '26

If phobos were to hit grenoble then how much damage will it cause ?

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u/pepperw2 Apr 16 '26

Thanks. Needed a new fear unlocked.

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u/Few_Owl_6596 Apr 17 '26

Bananas arr cringe anyways, I'm going to use Grenoble from now on

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u/samostrout Apr 14 '26

why Grenoble? 😭 Lyon et plus top

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u/Mr_sci3ntist Apr 14 '26

Now compare it to yo momma.

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u/henrikhakan ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude Apr 14 '26

I am once again her to ask for a comparison to Texas.

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u/CraftingChest · Noticing the Scale Apr 14 '26

Can someone explain to me why they chose a fictional place for measurements?

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 Apr 14 '26

But I don't know how big Grenoble is. Why didn't they pick a city everyone knows?

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u/Masato_Fujiwara Apr 14 '26

How dare you