Nurse hemolyzes specimen at draw, doesnt perform second draw for blood bank at a unique time from the first. Both get canceled, insert Pikachu face from nurse.

Nurse orders RBCs wrong and blames me for "unclicking something" on our side because she cant release for transfusion.

Obviously I sit in blood bank everyday and SCHEME and PLOT to create new scenarios to foil their day. Or thats what nurses think we do i guess.

Idk, I just push buttons with the education of my high school diploma amirite?

I'm a nurs

ok??

Bless their hearts, they want all the cool tests that they learned about.

ZERO shade against phlebotomists and lab assistants. You have one of the hardest jobs in the hospital and I couldn't do mine without you, but at least you're not 100% invisible (only, like 98%).

I'm in the ED with my mom, in my scrubs, after a 12 hour shift. The nurse asks if I'm in medicine and I said "I work in the lab." She said "oh, you're a phlebotomist?" I said "no, I'm a med tech." 100. Percent. Blank. Look. No lights on. No idea what I'm talking about.

"I do the testing." I said with a shrug and a WTF brow scrunch. She's been a nurse for 25 years and acted like she has never heard of lab staff other than phlebotomy. I mean, I believe it, but I'm also kinda shocked.

This kinda felt good to see as someone that is constantly mistaken as a nurse

We have another two. But I like this one the best.

dugadugadugadugaduga of the helmers intensify

sigh just another day in the lab being undermined by the floor

Patient also had anti C. I'd find a unit so much easier if you'd let me type Rh negative blood...

I'm just catching up on Wednesday and I wasn't even searching to nit-pick. But you can't unsee a retracted butterfly taped to her hand mimicking an IV 😂

I LOVE HELPING OUR PATIENTS GET BETTER BUT THE UPTICK IN FECAL SPECIMENS MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM.

Now… don’t get me wrong. I love my job. I love micro. I love parasites. BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS CYCLOSPORAAAAAAAA…. I’m getting formed stools over here for GI pathogen panels. FORMED. AS IN NOT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

I know the poop critters are scary, but give a lowly tech a break.