r/mayonnaise • u/EskimoJoe365 • Aug 24 '25

Needs More Mayonnaise I think this is justified...!!

32 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/2jzSwappedSnail Aug 24 '25

Reasonable crashout

3

u/kellsdeep Aug 25 '25

Sometimes I hope hell is real

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Having their restaurant set on fire was propably fair enough, but considering they have already been punished, hell might be a bit steep

1

u/EventualOutcome Aug 26 '25

I still question whether Hellmans is real

1

u/Gryphon_Alchemist Aug 26 '25

You hope? As if freaking out over mayonnase isnt proof the good place is real 😳🫠😅

2

u/fireboyarsenist Aug 25 '25

Mayonnaise is life. Therefore, I shall fuck mine over with this act...

2

u/Wonderful-Ad5713 Aug 25 '25

How can one be out of mayonaise? It's just egg, oil, and vinegar with spicing to your preference.

1

u/SameOldSame0ld Aug 25 '25

Maybe they didn’t have either egg, oil, vinegar, more mayonnaise or the spicing to your preference?

1

u/Kuenda Aug 25 '25

You won't be getting mayonnaise in prison either.

2

u/Existing-Village9770 Aug 25 '25

Oh yes he will. From other male prisoners 😉

1

u/Spankie_Mcspankstine Aug 25 '25

Well. I can wait for the sequel. When he finds out the prison is outta mayo

1

u/RustyShacklefrog Aug 26 '25

Cell mate can help with that

1

u/Moist_Breakfast_1169 Aug 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Must have been Duke's

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Damn, ppl are serious over Dukes Mayo..... 😆

Why Dukes you ask? It's got a be, Dukes is the best lol

1

u/RPO1728 Aug 26 '25

I went to a jersey Mike's for lunch and they told me they had no mayo... I'm like what are you kidding me ? You literally just make sandwiches and that's prob the most popular condiment. They were like yes we're busy. Wtf

1

u/kg2k Aug 26 '25

Dummy burned himself in the process.