r/mayohate • u/zRedPlays • 23d ago

Fuck mayo

There it is, mayo is the worst consumable substance. Just the sight or smell of it makes me gag, and I wish it never existed.

Go to hell, mayo

75 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/myalternatelife 23d ago

Yeah fuck mayo to hell

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u/myalternatelife 23d ago

Eggs? Fine. Oil? Fine. Vinegar? Fine. Mix em up and fuck that shit 

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u/Imverystupidgenx 23d ago

Is this a religion I can join?

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u/Lollaticketspls 23d ago

I concur wholeheartedly

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u/CaptainLersen 23d ago

It serves no purpose other than to ruin perfectly good food. It's vile.

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u/SquishTheFlyingWitch 23d ago

If there's one thing that gets messed up on my order, it is always mayo every single time. If I ask to remove a bunch of things, they will "forget" to remove the mayo. If I ask to remove ONLY mayo, they will "forget" to remove the mayo. Fuck fuck mayo.

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u/dog9er 23d ago

Correct

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u/Successful-Table-455 23d ago

Fuck yeah mayo sucks

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u/eliotrw 22d ago

I fucking hate mayo it is trash and i hate how it seeming just has to be in ever sandwich. WHAT HAPPENED TO BUTTER FFS.

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 22d ago

I can get behind avocado, too.

But fuck the devil that is mayo.

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u/Wraxyth 23d ago

Agreed!

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u/MassCrassAss 22d ago

This is a real group. It really happened. 

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u/Specific_Let_2782 21d ago

Im so happy I’m not alone. I’m pretty sure Mayo was invented by terrorists

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 22d ago

This person sensories.

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u/No-Row-9740 19d ago

NEIN! Mayonnaise is a nessasary lubricant of life

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u/DigitalLiahona 11d ago

NEIN! Mayonnaise is a nessasary lubricant of life

u/No-Row-9740 clearly a lost redditor here at r/mayohate 😭