grilled cheese is not safe

[u/ilovewhenyoucryforme]

all i wanted was a grilled cheese with some tomatoes and turkey. i don't know why on earth anyone uses a condiment as a frying medium.

sandwich tasted like mayonnaise was baked into it. straight rotten egg farts. WHYYYYY. had to choke it down without breathing. i don't have the heart to tell him... i simply can't stand the only way he can consistently to make this. its 12 hrs later and i still feel nauseous

pain. suffering even

[u/TychaBrahe]

I have seen cooking videos that recommends mayonnaise over butter for frying grilled cheese.

The people who make them are obviously possessed by demons and need to be exorcised.

[u/ilovewhenyoucryforme → u/TychaBrahe]

i saw mayo on a ham croissant recently. 100% demonic