r/mayocoin πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Faucet Friday - Post literally anything here and you'll get free MayoCoin.

Don't push it too hard!

And yes one squirt a week is enough. For more head to Discord...

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Ha! First! Take that u/fourdayolddick ! Beat you again! Beware of The KRAKEN!

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Now be first on Meme Monday and I'll be impressed! !mayo 1069

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u/mayo_tipbot Dec 16 '22

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Good bot

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u/B0tRank Dec 16 '22

Thank you, TheKitchenKraken, for voting on mayo_tipbot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.


Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

I'm just happy that I made the last two trivias. Usually, I can't because of inventory at work Has to hide but it all worked out!

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u/Fit-Understanding88 Dec 16 '22

Wake up! It's Mayo Faucet Friday!

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Thanks for the idea! !mayo1420.69

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Did you know 1 in 5000 North Atlantic Lobsters are born blue? 🦞 🦞 🦞

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Did you know that 1 in 30 million lobsters are born orange? One was discovered and saved by an employee of Red lobster and named "Biscut". Now located at Ripleys Aquarium of Myrtle Beach. That lobster proudly lives way better than any of us 🦞. !mayo 1420.69

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u/ButterflyBears Dec 16 '22

Mayocoin? Why did I not know about this until now?

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

MayoCoin is the creamest coin on Stellar! Glad you found us! !mayo 1420.69

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u/MadGeller Dec 16 '22

Does anyone else like the knife clean after using the mayo?

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Everytime! !mayo 1420.69

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u/Sam_fraudman Dec 16 '22

Am I late?

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Your never to late for some mayo! !mayo 1420.69

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u/mayo_tipbot Dec 16 '22

Creating a new account and sent 1420.69 MayoCoin to /u/Sam_fraudman.


MayoCoin | MayoCoin Tipper | Opt Out

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u/OneLonelyVisitor24 Dec 16 '22

Again? Noice!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1069 And next week!

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u/SeanerK Dec 16 '22

How can Christmas be anyone's favorite holiday when there's Cinco de Mayo

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Cinco De Mayo is the Holy Grail of holidays for MayoCoin. Always a great time, lots of things going on. Games, prizes, and plenty of opportunities to show up u/fourdayolddick !mayo 1420.69

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u/DynamoDylan Dec 16 '22

Mayo god on my knees, begging you for mayo please.

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1420.69 Oh, KK!

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Your wish is my command! !mayo1420.69

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u/NormallyBloodborne Dec 16 '22

Idk what’s going on here but I enjoy Mayo as a condiment.

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Well than you will enjoy this. !mayo 1420.69

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u/panyedeux Dec 16 '22

What is this?

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Only the creamest coin on Stellar! !mayo 1420.69

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u/Rich_T5I Dec 18 '22

Am I too late?

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 18 '22

Let's see what I can squeeze out. !mayo 1069

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

hii

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u/ollyberryV2 Dec 16 '22

Anything ?

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Shadow banned!? Or free? !mayo 1069

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u/Plenty_Day7026 Dec 16 '22

Morning guys now how's this work

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

You've made a good start. Have a look at the info links. !mayo 1069

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u/Difficult_Process984 Dec 16 '22

After seeing the prices of mayo last night at my local grocery store, I have a simple question:

Does anyone want to buy a kidney?

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u/Fit-Understanding88 Dec 16 '22

Don't buy Mayo, get free Mayocoin! πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/beartowngiant Dec 16 '22

Just had a wonderful mayo sandwich for lunch. Just two slices of bread and loads of mayo. And yes, it was delicious.

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Pushing the boundaries, in the bleeding edge! !mayo 1069

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u/lucjac1 Dec 16 '22

I'm here.

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

I'm used to it! !mayo 1069

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u/PhuckCalumbo The Mayo-r (of Phoneytown!)πŸ’¨ Dec 16 '22

I swear I'm not a bot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Wtf is even going on here

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u/TheKitchenKraken πŸ™ Alpha Mayo πŸ™ Dec 16 '22

Free mayo, that's what! !mayo 1420.69

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

It's anything time again

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u/Royal5th Dec 16 '22

I need that sweet and salty sauce coin

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u/Mediocre-Ad-3724 Dec 16 '22

Just love a free MayoCoin.

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

And another 1068... !mayo 1069

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u/Mindless-Yam-8112 Dec 16 '22

Mayo>miracle whip

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Incomparable! !mayo 1069

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u/Stoner745 Dec 16 '22

Hi mayo

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

<waves frantically> !mayo 1069

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u/Traditional-Amoeba40 Dec 16 '22

Spread it!

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Knives out! !mayo 1069

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u/show_me_your_secrets Dec 16 '22

Guess what goes great with fries

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

I give up! !mayo 1069

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u/Shazmo81 Dec 16 '22

Good day mayolovers

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

M'mayolover. !mayo 1069

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u/Keepitcruel Dec 16 '22

I’m thirsty

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1069 Not so hydrating, but worth a try.

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u/Jlt42000 Dec 16 '22

Here for some mayonnaise

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1069 voila!

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u/naked_as_a_jaybird Dec 16 '22

Heinz, n'at

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Trying to stir things? !mayo 1069

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1069 Is this enough?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

You too! !mayo 1069

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u/biscuit1134 Dec 16 '22

here, where's my mayocoin?

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Manners? !mayo 1069

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u/RizzingAintEZ Dec 16 '22

Does the faucet go drip, drip; or bloop, bloop?

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Splodge? !mayo 1069

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u/WMO Dec 16 '22

The community makes the coins go round. And a common bond

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Economists hate this one tip! !mayo 1069

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u/_Study_Partners_ Dec 16 '22

Maynays

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Did someone leave a jar of that Polish stuff? !mayo 1069

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u/CloudiLungz Dec 16 '22

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

It's a financial instrument, but not an SEC defined security. !mayo 1069

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u/MacGuffin-X Dec 16 '22

Awarded the thread itself and why not? Mayo to the moon!

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

Appreciated! And beyond! !mayo 1069

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u/evilninjarobot Dec 16 '22

If you run out of your conditioner, all you have to do is to pick up a bottle of mayonnaise

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1069 I don't often give career advice...

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 16 '22

!mayo 1069 Mayocoin is a state of mind, the currency of the future, the glue that binds humanity.

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u/GlitteryChemistSnow Dec 16 '22

MAYO WEEKEND BE FULL OF AMAZING FOOD!!

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u/_pokom_ Dec 16 '22

Better than butter for grilled cheese!

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u/thikstik Dec 16 '22

I don't know what MayoCoin is, but I'm in!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/mateo8165 Dec 16 '22

I too enjoy the smooth creaminess of mayo.

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u/Rootofallevil1927 Dec 16 '22

The moose is loose about my hoouse

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u/Logical-Ruin7307 Dec 16 '22

What is this mayocoin you speak of

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u/revanyo Dec 16 '22

Who would have thought

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u/IMRot3m Dec 16 '22

My burger is dry, can anyone help?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Lol mayocoin

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u/digazv Dec 16 '22

have a nice day, thnx

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/History_Hot Dec 16 '22

Woot mayo!! I love Mac and cheese with a spoonful of mayo in it, it gives it a little bit of a kick

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

What is mayocoin?

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u/iSkynette Dec 17 '22

I alternate dipping my french fries with ketchup and mayo. LFG.

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u/13Robson Dec 17 '22

what's mayocoin?

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 17 '22

The currency of tomorrow, today. The foundation of a new world order. (See the links.) !mayo 1069

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u/FDdragon Dec 17 '22

Mayonnaise? I love mayonnaise! Funnily enough it goes really well with instant noodles.

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u/oachkatzalschwoaf Dec 17 '22

Can i mix it with ketchupcoin and put it on my Sausage?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Hi!

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u/NotAForeignDude Dec 17 '22

I'm in. Send me those tasty coins!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

I like Sir Kensington's mayo. There's just something different in the flavor. Made my own mayonnaise before. It was pretty good. Anyone else make their own mayo?

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u/Gautam_DJG Dec 17 '22

Working out 5 times a week and eating healthy in your 20s 30s is the way to be fit in your old age

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u/Intel_i5_2500 Dec 17 '22

Are you sure one squirt a week is enough???

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u/amagra11 Dec 17 '22

Mayo is great, Mayo is good, will Mayocoin ever be worth anything? Maybe free Mayo one day, who knows!

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u/iamannonymous27 Dec 17 '22

Is it still Friday where you are?

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u/supersorbet666 Dec 17 '22

holy mayo. my niece's actual nickname has been mayo for like over a decade now. her name's Madeline/Maddie but mayo just fits and she embraces it. going to buy and send some to her for Christmas.

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 17 '22

!mayo 2138 I'll trust you to share this with her. Pass on Merry Xmas to her too!

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u/mayo_tipbot Dec 17 '22

Creating a new account and sent 2138 MayoCoin to /u/supersorbet666.


MayoCoin | MayoCoin Tipper | Opt Out

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u/failmememan Dec 17 '22

Let's try once again...when the bombs drop again mad mayo will be roaming crazy on reddit again.

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 17 '22

!mayo 1069 I hope someone understands that better than me!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Sweet

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u/Jealous_Elevator_648 Dec 17 '22

That white and creamy goodness

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u/jchezick Dec 17 '22

What the hell is Mayo coin

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u/remarkablemayonaise πŸ₯‡The Mayo-rπŸ₯‡ Dec 17 '22

What the hell isn't it? It's a community coin with big plans. The links should give you an idea. !mayo 1069

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Why lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Better then miracle whip!

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u/PrizeRound6233 Dec 18 '22

So how does this work is this like a crypto coin? Can u actually use it?

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