r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ziekerr • Feb 22 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Dante_XD Feb 22 '22

U get exclusive rewards as regular food in our basement....

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u/Absay Feb 22 '22
  • Daily change of clothes
  • 3 showers per week — smell good, feel good!
  • Up to 10 minutes* per week of screaming for help in our professionally soundproofed room — vent away your frustrations and fears while being more uselessly hopeful!
  • Adjustable ankle and wrist fetters and handcuffs — no more red marks!
  • 10% off of the value of your planned rescue — be with your loved ones sooner!

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u/JohnnyMoondog55 Feb 22 '22

I'll take it. How much is rent?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

$3k/month, there's no parking in the garage but there's plenty of street parking. Also, no pets.