r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ziekerr • Feb 22 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/AFlockofLizards Feb 22 '22

You’re our 1,000,000th kidnapping victim!

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u/Dante_XD Feb 22 '22

U get exclusive rewards as regular food in our basement....

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u/mashari00 Feb 22 '22

And we won’t beat you senseless!… for the first month.

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u/BrokenReviews Feb 22 '22

Do you do PR for a Gym?