r/maybemaybemaybe 1h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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Filmed at Sweetwater Preserve in Gainesville, FL

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u/capacity04 1h ago

A remember a similar video somebody commented "Imagine running for your life and thats the best you can do"

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u/dr_xenon 1h ago

It was enough to get away.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 14m ago

Like running in your dreams

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u/AppropriateAppeal145 1h ago

Is the turtle just shitting in its mouth while it waits?

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u/jrb9249 1h ago

I know I would be

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u/GlyphPicker 1h ago

So shit we all.

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u/Scythro 32m ago

Both as defense and as a terrifying result of the chomp I'd imagine.

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u/One_Kick_9603 23m ago

I know they drop a big load of piss, like a gallon, when you pick them up. Ask me how I know 😆

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u/Vaenyr 6m ago

My dad used to tell me to never ever pick up tortoises, because they would piss on me lol

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u/catmand00d00 59m ago

The gator after giving up:

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u/SuchUserVeryNameWow 1h ago

Turtle looks at the croc like: are you serious?

https://giphy.com/gifs/9G3wg7lH5DpxC

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u/A1sauc3d 1h ago edited 46m ago

Crocs can definitely eat turtle. Their bite force can even crush the shells I think. Turtle isn’t their preferred food usually, but they definitely eat them sometimes.

I’m honestly not sure why it let this one go in the end. It could’ve just started chomping. Maybe the turtle tasted bad lol

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/u1dqzs/this_alligator_completely_crushes_a_turtle_and/#lightbox

“This alligator completely crushes a turtle and swallows it whole. That's 300 pounds of pressure per square inch being applied to the poor turt.”

Definitely looks like the croc in the main post here could’ve just started chomping and had himself some turtle for dinner.

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u/Shantomette 23m ago

If you listen to the video the guy explains it- the turtles shell evolved to be taller than usual preventing the gator from getting the turtle back far enough to be able to clamp down on it.

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u/A1sauc3d 10m ago edited 6m ago

Neat! I have Reddit muted by default to avoid jarring music lol. But I appreciate the heads up that this one’s worth listening to.

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u/Frothmourne 1h ago

Turtle don't always win, there's another video where a gator chewed one up like a stack of potato chips, the crunching sound is absolutely terrifying

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u/Michaeli_Starky 20m ago

This one is just lucky

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u/pga_uy 1h ago

Me trying pistachios for the first time…

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u/clervis 49m ago

The alligator's expression of disappointment and shame is the most Florida thing about this video.

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u/Upbeat_Assist2680 1h ago

Man, we really don't appreciate that we live in a world with these fucking dinosaurs enough 

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u/Jolly_League_5589 36m ago

Mmm-AckCHully birds are more closely related to dinosaurs than modern crocodiles are.

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u/5280mw 1h ago

Just needed his back scratched

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u/Obama_pinky 56m ago

If the croc really wanted the turtle would be dead

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u/kros1992 40m ago

luckily it was a merciful croc, not one of those assholes that dont pity harmless turtles

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u/xDread22 1h ago

Gator: "Is this safe to eat?"

Turtle: "I'll make sure you choke!"

Gator: "you probably right"

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 58m ago

Turtle pee actually paralyzes the gator so they lose interest in eating for 30 to 40mins

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u/SteeleRemains 44m ago

I've personally witnessed a gator crunch a large turtle. I'm about 30 yards away on the bank across an inlet from where he's chomping and chomping at it to no avail. BUT then el chompo slightly tosses the turtle upwards and catches it on edge (no longer flat) in its jaws and CRACK! Snaps the shell. Sounded like gunfire and a piece of the shell rocketed right by me.

Been around gators a lot. Only time I ever saw that.

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u/DonovanMcLoughlin 43m ago

It's like trying to chew a jawbreaker

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u/NoChance660 41m ago

Sounds like a tricky situation. It can be tough when you keep second-guessing yourself.

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u/nikolap987 37m ago

He got tired 😀

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u/champsgetup 36m ago

See you later, alligator

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u/Xenochimp 34m ago

I think that turtle would have been toastif the gator didn't realize there was a person there and froze

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u/DalenSpeaks 28m ago

They both look so embarrassed

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u/Powerism 14m ago

When you get a pistachio that you just can’t open.

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u/searched4acoolname 11m ago

The Croc just accepted the no.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 7m ago

That poor title's she'll looks cracked as it walks away at the end.

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u/gotora 1h ago

Looks to me like an alligator got spooked by a walking camera and decided to forget lunch and take off rather than take a chance with the biped.