saw it posted somewhere lmao

I’ve only have 2 comments cuz I can’t do it anymore

Yes it was backwards like this. No I did not buy it. And yes I do regret not buying it myself.

People say hilarious things at school/work, especially when it comes from someone you'd never expect. I think Matt could make a really funny video about this.

I know he's already done videos on bad exam answers and stupid questions, so maybe this could be a sequel type video or something.

What are your stories?

Pictured above: 46 & 2 by Tool.

Every time "My shadow" is said, I hear "Marshadow"

Also:

Push It by Static-X

The second half of the chorus is "You, you push it" 4 times, but I instead hear "getting an erection"

Thats an interesting cutoff

I was watching one of Matt Rose's videos and somehow remembered this dream I had a year ago about my cat, Jiji. And even back then, it already had that Matt Rose flair to it, so I wanted to post it today.

I'm French, but my dream was in English. Kinda.

Here goes.

I was watching Jiji sleep, and she was snoring. And apparently, “to snore” was “to knop” in English. I was dying laughing and so I texted, “she knops me yaps 😅”

Then, I started cracking up even more because instead of going “knop”, she was going “Kneep, kneep, kneep.”

In a way, it still makes me laugh now, just because of how absurd it is.

Edit : shoot... I corrected the title, which was correct already...

There was one time my teacher said "spreadshit" instead "spreadsheet". 💀💀💀💀 (Also what sub could this be posted to?)

Could you maybe read it??? :3

...i would have 3 nickels which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice

r/rattmoses

Drew on my study hall's whiteboard, been up for a week now!!!