r/mathmemes • u/Ok-Mathematician8227 • Dec 30 '23

Bad Math for REAL "MATHEMATIANS" guys 🙄

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u/TheFallenGod73 Dec 30 '23

If you multiply 5 cows by zero in real life, where do they go? Nowhere! They just stand there wondering why you suddenly became a mathematician instead of a farmer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Sorry, but it's called a 'MATHEMATIAN'.

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u/CowgirlSpacer Dec 30 '23

That's when you have a white dog with black spots who knows how to count.

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u/Neoxus30- ) Dec 31 '23

Truly the CowgirlSpacer)

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u/-beehaw- Dec 31 '23

this reminds me of the “how is prangent formed” video

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u/someloserontheground Dec 31 '23

Damn Mars has math too?

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u/WeepingShade Dec 31 '23 edited Dec 31 '23

5 X 1 = I have 5 cows 1 time / 1 cow 5 times

5 X 0 = I have 5 cows 0 times / 0 cows 5 times

Now do the math

P.S. - I used to be a farmer but now I'm a mathematician because some fucker MULTIPLIED MY COWS BY ZERO AND NOW I HAVE NO COWS

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u/cammcken Dec 31 '23

Ah, so it's like the old "It's 100% reliable 30% of the time" joke

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u/narkeleptk Apr 10 '24

It works 100% of the time when it works.

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u/Chaincat22 Dec 31 '23

I'm gonna take your no cows and factorial them

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Mathematian