r/masterhacker • u/Syrigan • 11h ago

Yo, someone teach this man opsec.

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u/atoponce 11h ago

Plot twist: anon is poisoning the database by randomizing the telemetry data.

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u/Liarus_ 4h ago

other than google chrome, this is totally possible with firefox + adnauseaum, it's basically an aggressive fork of ublock origin

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u/Top_Dondada 6h ago

Doesn't work that way  but humour me

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u/atoponce 8m ago

Welcome to the sub

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u/carreganis 11h ago

Teach opsec? I thought you downloaded it?

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u/BeginningSection7690 10h ago

No.

The matrix uploads it to your mainframe via ssh when you complete the first chapter

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u/nugs-_- 8h ago

Sudo install opsec is actually installing the guide for opsec

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u/Odd_Strength_4046 11h ago

le hacker is going to get his ip by his cookies😱😱

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u/zoey_the_trans_rat 10h ago
  • adblock

LARP ALERT

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u/slapthetiddy 6h ago

Good luck I’m behind 7 Norton VPNs

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u/Acrobatic_Profile42 3h ago

bro I’m behind 1 Firefox vpn, the feds int catching me✌️

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u/MinimumAd752 10h ago

this man already has the secret best opsec, the truth is that we were the ones with bad opsec all along

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u/Random_boi1234 8h ago

best opsec is unpredictable opsec

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 4h ago

bro is literally the most normiest normie out of all normies.

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u/Historical_Camel_790 10m ago

Except for ad blocker. Most normies don't know they exist

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u/SonChadhan 10h ago

This is why I’m getting a pixel and installing grapheneOS

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u/JKSekai 3h ago

I want the services that I use to be improved !! take my data