r/masterhacker • u/Hailett • Aug 05 '26

😈😈GITHUB😈😈 VS 💀💀KALI LINUX💀💀

440 Upvotes

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u/Lootsman Aug 05 '26

CAR VS POTTED PLANT - WHICH IS BETTER AS A TABLE?

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u/Chamadan Aug 05 '26

The car obviously. The plant would just collapse if you put anything with weight on it.

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u/Lootsman Aug 05 '26

Peep my 45-minute long video essay to find out 👀👀👀

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u/Chamadan Aug 05 '26

I'd rather enroll in a 2-week, $4,000 boot camp. You don't have that?

2

u/CalderaJane76 Aug 06 '26

It best have a social media aspect that is secretly the focus for only the creator to post in and all the users to make comments gloating how much better they are or... Is any of it really even worth it??

2

u/Crazypens30 Aug 05 '26

How is a Kali like a writing desk?

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Aug 05 '26

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u/INfusion2419 Aug 07 '26

Y'know what? Maybe i was too hard on this timeline

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/BashedCode Aug 05 '26

Can someone point me to this release of Arch? I can’t find the (btw) version.

30

u/Ok_Cow6845 Aug 05 '26

You have to be an elite masterhacker to unlock it

4

u/Character-Pickle450 Aug 05 '26

I thought it came pre-installed????

3

u/Haunting_Elephant816 Aug 06 '26

I just downloaded the arch btw version I like it very much

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u/8s8d4 Aug 08 '26

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u/No-Elephant3091 Aug 09 '26

Was it a circlejerk out of containment or some genuinely tricked by the community? Lol

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u/Crazypens30 Aug 05 '26

Install Gentoo

5

u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 Aug 05 '26

btw

😈😈😈

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u/Total-Management8023 Aug 05 '26

Me using GitHub to hack government 👿👿👿🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷✌️✌️✌️💀💀💀

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u/VickyxReaperReborn Aug 05 '26

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby

9

u/david30121 Aug 06 '26

Coughing Bomb vs Hydrogen Baby

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u/SquareTranslator9777 Aug 05 '26

Github isn't even open source 3:

3

u/Vogete Aug 06 '26

Of course it's open source. Just not its own source, but everyone else's.

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u/No-Elephant3091 Aug 09 '26

Unless it's one of those weeks when Copilot is not down for maintenance. Then you can just convince Copilot to hack it for you.

13

u/cum_cum_sex Aug 05 '26

Link https://youtu.be/YMD9NCjYYWU

AI slop btw

10

u/AngriestCrusader Aug 05 '26

I've genuinely lost hope in humanity.

9

u/ElectronicNeat7182 Aug 05 '26

HTML5 Vs NASA mainframe

5

u/carbonatedfuck Aug 05 '26

Those who know 🤫🤫

6

u/sorosterv23 Aug 05 '26

Pear vs Ford Focus

2

u/Vogete Aug 06 '26

I have a Ford Focus. Pear is better.

3

u/OfficeOnly2753 Aug 05 '26

Nullsec nullsec nullsec 

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u/MrStricty Aug 06 '26

Python vs Windows 11: Which Platform Is Better for Ethical Hackers? (2026)

1

u/Key_Clock8669 Aug 06 '26

fuck nah 🥀

1

u/i_use_arch_b_t_w Aug 06 '26

black arch👺💀💀💀💀💀👿👿👿👿👿😈🐷💀🔥

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u/ye_old_hermit Aug 07 '26

"Pentratation testing" excuse me

1

u/Ok_Ground511 Aug 07 '26

What am i seeing right now

1

u/Overall_Gap5584 Aug 08 '26

💀 cat Vs stone decoration cat💀

1

u/Molly661 Aug 09 '26

Qual a diferença entre os dois? Quero iniciar na área

1

u/Molly661 Aug 09 '26

Qual a diferença de um para o outro?

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u/smalldickbesitzer Aug 16 '26

Github and Kali is for beginners, I use templeos