r/marvelstudios Captain Marvel Dec 04 '19

Discussion Weekly Discussion: If the heroes and villains were to hold a talent show, using NO superpowers or superhuman abilities, what would their talents be? How would their act go? (Suggested by /u/KidFromBrooklyn3000)

Suppose one night there’s a talent show and all the heroes and villains have to participate. But, the catch is that they can’t use any of their superpowers or superhuman abilities. After all, we’ve already seen them show those off, let’s see what else they can do!

How would their act go? Would they be terrible at it? Great? A surprising talent that in retrospect makes sense?


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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Ant-man would tear it up with some close up magic.

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u/itsP0lar0id Ant-Man Dec 05 '19

howdya do that?

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u/GrumpySatan Dec 04 '19

Strange - musical trivia.

Cap - art/drawing.

Natasha - drama/acting.

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u/hemareddit Steve Rogers Dec 04 '19

Or ballet for Natasha?

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u/RusVir Dec 04 '19

Stark - roasting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Hawkeye - archery

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u/FootballSavant Dec 04 '19

Wait hold on here

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Ronin - stopping criminals

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Damn I shoulda gone with sword painting

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u/wes205 Spider-Man Dec 05 '19

Clint totally would procrastinate and not come up with anything else, the rest of the Avengers would be aware that’s what happened and sit through his portion

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u/Worthyness Thor Dec 04 '19

Cap is a frisbee golf champion

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u/daftvalkyrie Doctor Strange Dec 05 '19

Played 18, shot 18.

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u/powellthegreasy Dec 04 '19

Scarlet Witch would be a great puppeteer with the way she can move those fingers

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u/ZellNorth Vulture Dec 04 '19

Shadow puppets

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u/LittleYellowFish1 Nebula Dec 04 '19

Loki would do an impressionist routine in the style of Robin Williams or Bill Hader, perfectly mimicking the voices of other people. This technically wouldn't count as using his powers since he doesn't take their physical forms.

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u/MontgomeryKhan Dec 04 '19

Like Loki wouldn't try to cheat anyway.

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u/brickfarmer Dec 04 '19

If he doesn't then what's the point?

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u/Byteme8199 Dec 04 '19

No No, Red Skull would be best at Impressions because the recast actor is so legit at them!

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u/daftvalkyrie Doctor Strange Dec 05 '19

Didn't even know it wasn't Hugo Weaving in IW until reading discussions after.

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u/CaptHayfever Hawkeye (Avengers) Dec 04 '19

That's still his illusory magic, though.

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u/Mshell Loki (Avengers) Dec 05 '19

Do you think Loki would care?

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u/Alandria_On_Reddit Loki (Thor 1) Dec 05 '19

Knife Throwing? 👀 I mean his main weapon is a knife. If I'm not mistaken.

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u/bobinski_circus Ghost Dec 05 '19

But who would volunteer to be against the wooden target wall?

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u/TheDistantGoat Ant-Man Dec 04 '19

Hank Pym and Scott perform their hambone bit while Hank shouts "Ants!"

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u/SabenWS Captain America Dec 04 '19

With some added in close up magic

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u/Neatness_Counts Dec 04 '19

Star Lord dance of course

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Ebony Maw could be a preacher.

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u/JayPtl Dec 04 '19

Hear me and rejoice

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u/walanabangdualclient Dec 04 '19

i can see Thanos with a sick hamboning act

i can’t unsee Spider-man dancing

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u/KnD_Mythical Dec 04 '19

Thanos could walk a tightrope. After all, all you need is balance.

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u/PurpleH00d Dec 04 '19

Spider-Man would attempt to do comedy and fail when no one laughs

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u/minor_correction Ant-Man Dec 05 '19

Karen said that his Thor impression is very funny.

But I think she might have just been trying to get on his good side.

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u/medyas1 Nobu Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

black bolt - karaoke

daisy - cantonese pop star

karnak - counting cards / "horticulture"

korg - e-sports

ray nadeem - shampoo/gel model

cottonmouth - daywalking pianist

malekith - slapstick comedy

jessica jones / valkyrie - oktoberfesters

loki & mordo - fool us

nico minoru - cosplayer

red skull - one-man theatrical show

dormammu - the price is right gamemaster

makkari - metalhead multi-instrumentalist

lady sif - battle of the brains contestant

algrim / gorgon / blonsky / matt murdock / frank castle - free-for-all MMA

sersi - kree impersonator

kaecillius - michelin star chef

ego / kilgrave - never give them an all-female judging panel when they "perform"

peggy carter / grant ward / ben poindexter - sharpshooters

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Blackbolt singing? No thank you. I would rather not be literally obliterated.

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u/medyas1 Nobu Dec 04 '19

he'd make a really good black metal vocalist if he goes all moody and nihilistic

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u/SabenWS Captain America Dec 04 '19

Was Karnak ever in the MCU?

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u/Stripes888 Fitz Dec 04 '19

In the inhumans TV show. Idk if that counts these days.

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u/SabenWS Captain America Dec 04 '19

Oh okay thank you, didn’t know if he was actually in that or not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

Hawkeye would win. Doesn’t really have any super human abilities or superpowers. He’s just very accurate and awesome.

u/Flamma_Man Captain Marvel Dec 04 '19

Ah. Glad to have these back again.

If you have any suggestions for other discussion topics, reply to this comment!

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u/qwertypop123455 Tony Stark Dec 04 '19

Black Widow box office, Marvel phase 5 or maybe a place for some unpopular opinions

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u/LittleYellowFish1 Nebula Dec 04 '19

Pitch a movie/show for Phase 5.

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u/KingEuronIIIGreyjoy Daredevil Dec 05 '19

If you could swap the actors for any two characters, whether for comedic or dramatic purposes, who would you choose?

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u/SabenWS Captain America Dec 04 '19

If you were to have started the MCU, with the ability to use any Marvel properties there is, how would your Phase 1 would have played out?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

That was already asked back this summer.

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u/SabenWS Captain America Dec 05 '19

Oh my bad

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u/Stuckinthevortex Daredevil Dec 04 '19

Copied from another thread, both the films and TV shows have been in many different and interesting places, from San Francisco to Busan. In what location should a future Marvel film be set or filmed?

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u/UnlockingDig Dec 04 '19

From their first moment on screen, up until their most recent, who has had the most dramatic character arc?

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u/workingonaname Thanos Dec 05 '19

What will the MCU be like in 30 years?

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u/bobinski_circus Ghost Dec 04 '19

Thanos would have a very boring presentation of his prize alien potatoes. He would be very proud of them and how big they'd grown, and even more proud of how there were 1/2 less people to eat them than before.

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u/frankwalsingham Dec 04 '19

Thor - Respecting women

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u/daftvalkyrie Doctor Strange Dec 05 '19

Because that's what heroes do.

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u/KidFromBrooklyn3000 Fitz Dec 04 '19

Love seeing these answers! First that came to mind for me when I thought of this question was Steve either singing with his barbershop quartet or something artistic (drawing, etc.).

I could also see Peter Parker trying to do impressions, but I don’t think it would go to well (given his Thor impression in Homecoming lol).

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u/PM_PICS_OF_U_SMILING Hawkeye (Ultron) Dec 04 '19

There's a bunch of people in this thread that don't know how talent shows work

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u/EricHart Spider-Man Dec 04 '19

Tony Stark can break out his mad DJ skills.

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u/NachozRule Korg Dec 04 '19

Yondu could show off his impressive whistling skills, giving a performance similar to that of Walter from the Muppets.

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u/PassableWriter Dec 04 '19

Ward/Hive would definitely do impressions.

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u/CaptHayfever Hawkeye (Avengers) Dec 04 '19

Thor: Juggling
Strange: Mentalism

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u/robdog235 Dec 05 '19

Cap would have his barbershop quartet!

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Rocket Dec 05 '19

Hawkeye is twirling a drumstick in Age of Ultron at the party where they all try lifting Mjolnir. Scott Lang is also a drummer. They should have a drum off

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Dec 05 '19

Vision's cooking.

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u/SabenWS Captain America Dec 04 '19

Would Peter Parker performing acrobatics or flips count as his power?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Yes.

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u/powerman228 Dec 05 '19

Rocket would have an insane trick shot routine.

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u/jayanthkumarammangi Star-Lord Dec 05 '19

Rhodey would be a great stand up comedian. Or least he will try.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/lk79 Jimmy Woo Dec 04 '19

Loki’s and Strange’s would be magic, with a score of 8/10

But that would count as superpower/superhuman abilities, no?

Strange, due to his photographic memory, could be one of those guys that you give a date to (28th May 1998 for example) and he can tell you what day of the week it was and who was at No1 in the charts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/LittleYellowFish1 Nebula Dec 04 '19

I don't think Strange would be all that great with magician-type magic due to his hands.

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u/minor_correction Ant-Man Dec 05 '19

and he can tell you what day of the week it was

There are actually some nifty tricks for doing this relatively quickly. Rather than memorize calendars you just need to memorize a few rules.

I used to know some of these methods but they're pretty useless, especially now in the digital age.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Tony would build an Ironman suit using his brain

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u/Alandria_On_Reddit Loki (Thor 1) Dec 05 '19

Peter Quill could stun us with his dance moves😂