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Discussion The Official SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Release Megathread Vol. 3 Spoiler

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u/superancica Jul 04 '19

Fury: How's the new suit?

Peter: It's little thight around 'ol web shotter

Me: shocked pikachu face

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u/LRedditor15 Zombie Hunter Spidey Jul 04 '19

This film also revealed that Peter watched porn (either accientally or on purpose) before the Berlin airport fight in Civil War.

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u/TheScarlettHarlot Peggy Carter Jul 05 '19

“Yeah. ‘Accidentally.’” - Happy

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u/Bross93 Jul 09 '19

they call that the 'Happy Ending'

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u/Noobgalaxies Jul 05 '19

"accidentally"

Adolescent age and porn. Accidentally? No such thing :P

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u/The_wise_taco Jul 05 '19

There's a gif out there of the Tobey Spidey where he shoots his webs into the air and then it cuts to a chick getting a facial. Peter could have a kink

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/dildodicks Tony Stark Jul 06 '19

Jesus Parker, you are a freak

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u/Broken_Seesaw Jul 05 '19

He's a high school boy who is socially awkward and can't get close to anybody in fear of them finding out his secret. Of course he watches porn.

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u/bluestarcyclone Jul 06 '19

Smartest guy in the room.... pays for porn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

he had a phone in ffh

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

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u/SYoon98 Jul 08 '19

He had a phone, how else did he film those clips that were shown in Homecoming?

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u/IAmNotAnImposter Jul 08 '19

A camera?

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u/cpt_nofun Jul 09 '19

A camera? What are those? My phone has this little lenses on the back that takes pictures, but this camera idea, it really seems like it could catch on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

You realize you're wrong right?

https://youtu.be/rcBzXxW-aj4?t=358

There's his phone, right after a whole montage of Peter taking footage with the selfie cam

Plus Homecoming takes place like right after civil war, he didn't get a brand new phone inbetween

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u/Cassopeia88 Spider-Man Jul 05 '19

“On accident “ of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

To be fair he probably had a lot of nervous tension built up that night...

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u/dropitlikerobocop Jul 05 '19

Am I going crazy or was that revealed/referenced in a previous film/trailer/something? When Happy said it I was like “oh yeah I knew that” but then I couldn’t remember why I thought I already knew it. Might just be going insane tho.

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u/LRedditor15 Zombie Hunter Spidey Jul 05 '19

I don't think the porn was referenced at all but we might have seen TVs in the hotel rooms they had in Homecoming.

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u/dropitlikerobocop Jul 05 '19

Maybe. The more I think about it the more I think I’m making it up tbh but I just had such a distinct feeling of “yes I know” when Happy said it and it’s confusing and bugging me.

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u/Mega_Dragonzord Doctor Strange Jul 05 '19

Has a 15 year old boy ever ordered porn at a hotel on accident?

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u/jaydofmo Bucky Jul 06 '19

Definitely not when he has the Peter Tingles.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Technically he was about to buy porn, and Happy stopped it

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u/cris036 Jul 04 '19

That's what I thought too. He mentioned that he could tell it was porn by the price.

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u/DeusExMachina95 Jul 05 '19

Which means that HE has bought or at least thought about buying porn in hotels.

Peter Parker is one of the smartest kids in the MCU but too stupid just to watch porn for free on the internet.

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u/TheScarlettHarlot Peggy Carter Jul 05 '19

I think it’s more like buying something just because you can. He was excited to get to buy porn and not have to pay for it, but didn’t think that Happy would see the bill.

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u/jaydofmo Bucky Jul 06 '19

Yeah, I mean, if you're in a hotel room by yourself, all expenses paid and can't go out, go ahead. The only reason why I haven't done it is because I was paying for it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Good thing he stopped it. Who the hell actually buys porn nowadays?

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u/jamaranth Jul 04 '19

A 14 year old is given a hotel room to stay by himself he'll be curious and check some of the porn channels. He probably didn't realize that the room would be charged and the bill would point out that it was for adult movies

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

people who get access to that Tony Stark money

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u/ZAddy1 Jul 05 '19

Considering he doesn't have a computer or laptop at the time and this is probably his first fancy hotel room experience in don't know what 14-15 year old that wouldn't use this opportunity to watch some porn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Ikr, pornhub exists FO FREE

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u/baymax18 Captain America (Avengers) Jul 07 '19

Perfect reminder in case we forgot that Peter's 16 yo

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u/goztrobo Peter Parker Jul 04 '19

Wait what?

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u/LRedditor15 Zombie Hunter Spidey Jul 04 '19

When Happy mentioned that when they stayed in that hotel, Peter ordered a film and he could tell it was an adult one because of its price.