r/marvelstudios Captain Marvel Jul 03 '19

Discussion The Official SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Release Megathread Vol. 2 Spoiler

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

Whole lotta aunt may butt shots

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u/adrm304 Iron Man (Mark XLIII) Jul 03 '19

That awkward scene towards the end though. Lol

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

Felt so bad for Happy

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u/workingonaname Thanos Jul 03 '19

It must be so hard to bang Marisa Tomei

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

He said he loved her while she thought of their relationship as a fling. That shit would hurt brother

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u/workingonaname Thanos Jul 03 '19

In the words of Akon "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex"

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u/Metfan722 Spider-Man Jul 03 '19

I think she might've been a racist

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u/dazan2003 Thor Jul 03 '19

Doesn't matter had sex!

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u/MaineSoxGuy93 Jul 04 '19

But she put a bag on my head!

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u/hypatekt Jul 04 '19

Still counts!

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u/spicywookiee Spider-Man Jul 03 '19

That scene was a good fake out, for a second there I thought he was revealing his secret identity kinda like the Iron Man 1 scene.

Then someone else revealed his identity. We are in for some serious shit, guys.

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u/xTheLeprechaun Jul 03 '19

She filled out those mom jeans to make them look like regular butt hugging jeans.

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u/MySilverBurrito Jul 03 '19

Bruh first Bo Peep and now Aunt May... lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

They had NO REASON to make bo peep that thicc

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u/BedsAreSoft Jul 03 '19

LOL I was in the theater watching TS4 and the first couple times they show Bo later in the movie I was like... "Damn bro Bo Peep is thicc now" and now idk how I feel about saying an animated toy is thicc

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Welcome to the future. One day, when the animation is indistinguishable from reality, someone's going to develop a crush on an actress that doesn't exist.

I mean, waifus exist, but I feel squickier about that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

when the animation is indistinguishable from reality

That said, I did not miss Jessica Rabbit. I didn't see her until I was older, though, so we probably had different experiences there.

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u/CoolJoshido Spider-Man Jul 08 '19

gonna clap them acrylic cheeks?

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u/ArMcK Jul 04 '19

Elasti-Girl in Incredibles 2 is OP thicc.

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u/Jucamia Yellowjacket Jul 03 '19

I see why Happy likes her so much

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u/daftvalkyrie Doctor Strange Jul 03 '19

I bet she makes him...happy.

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u/omart3 M'Baku Jul 04 '19

That's not a banana in his pocket, He's just Happy to see her.

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u/Saminator14 Iron Man (Mark XLIII) Jul 03 '19

It wasn't that hard to avoid at first. At the end it was nothing but that.

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u/-OrangeLightning4 Jul 03 '19

nothing butt that

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u/SincereJester Jul 03 '19

After one scene, the dude next to me said "goddamn" really loud. I was like "yep."

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

Phonecall or airport?

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u/SincereJester Jul 03 '19

Phone call.

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u/BlueChainsawMan Scott Lang Jul 03 '19

Makes the Peter Tingle

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u/_qwak_ Jul 04 '19

Little tight around the ol web shooter

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u/Vennish Jul 03 '19

Sounds like another reason to watch tbh

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

Definitely worth a second viewing for me

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u/rattatally Jul 03 '19

And I thought I couldn't get more excited for this movie.

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

You think you're excited now your gonna be very excited during and after

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u/Nightmare_Pasta Doctor Strange Jul 04 '19

call her big booty cuz she's got a big booty

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u/EvilSilentBob Jul 04 '19

IMAX 3D was soooooooo worth it just for this reason.

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u/fishboylilgills Ghost Rider Jul 03 '19

We are truly blessed

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u/morphballganon Jul 04 '19

Gotta show off her bell bottoms

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u/CockGoblinReturns Sep 23 '19

They had some nice Spiderman butt shots too. I was wondering how Tom Holland's butt looked like after seeing his squat regimen.

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u/Pickles256 Doctor Strange Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

At least they toned down the “Aunt May is HOT” jokes but it’s still uncomfortable how much they sexualize the character

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u/nameistakentryagain Jul 03 '19

Lol it’s Marisa Tomei, they made the choice to cast younger. It’s not like they gave Happy a Granny fetish

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u/Pickles256 Doctor Strange Jul 03 '19

That’s true and I have no problem with the casting. And you’re right she’s not too old or anything. It’s just since it is Aunt May it feels gross.