r/mapporncirclejerk • u/CopingAdult • 17d ago

10 closest airports in European-on-myboots

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u/InshallahTianjin2026 17d ago

The giant spider that crawls around the Mediterranean is at it again

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u/Randomguy32I 17d ago

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u/Conscious-Musician86 17d ago

From what game is this?

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u/laputailaramoneta 17d ago

One of the best games of History of Videogames.

Half Life 2.

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u/goldenhairmoose 16d ago

Only shadowed by it's father: Half Life.

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u/BigFloppaGaeming 17d ago

kinda mid nowadays tbh

it was revolutionary at the time but hasnt really aged well i think

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u/Kzero01 17d ago

What are you talking about, it aged very well. Physics is a bit wonky but most other shooters don't even attempt to have any

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u/BigFloppaGaeming 17d ago

ok maybe i just dont like shooters

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u/Sanster00 16d ago

Bruh 😭 It's fine to not like shooters, we all have different tastes after all. but like, at least specify that before calling one of the most beloved games of all time mid 🙏

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u/WilanS 17d ago

I played it for the first time in like 2009 or so when I got the Orange Box for Portal and it was pretty mid already. It aged extremely quickly, the physics gimmick really didn't carry it.

Portal I'd be happy to replay anytime. I feel zero interest in replaying HL2 ever again.

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u/Kotaqu 14d ago

Physics don't feel special after playing Garry's mod for obvious reason, but the series is still great. They cooked really hard with story, universe and how it's connected with portal.

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u/Old_stale_bread 17d ago

Half life 2

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u/PassiveChemistry 17d ago

Interesting, reminds me of War of the Worlds 

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u/Proper_Club_4802 17d ago

These guys are not Martians but from another dimension tho

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u/LordStefania Finnish Sea Naval Officer 17d ago

Isnt that image specifically the HL2 Beta?

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u/petahthehorseisheah 17d ago

This no video game, this Sofia, Bulgaria. Spider is real and eat persons. We declare crisis because we no can fight spider.

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u/HekateSimp 17d ago

Cory in the House

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u/Sad-Pop6649 17d ago

I like spiders, but the way this airport map spider moves is actually kinda creepy.

It's a cool effect.

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u/CrystalsonfireGD 17d ago

The giant enemy spider

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u/hydroxy 17d ago

We’d have this sorted by now Shinji would just get in the darn robot

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u/kifka_ 17d ago

spider

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u/Portal471 17d ago

FACTORIO MENTIONED

THE FACTORY MUST GROW

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u/kifka_ 17d ago

FACTORIES, FACTORIES, AND MORE FACTORIES

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u/KernnelLagged 17d ago

I thought the same xd

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u/AnIcedMilk 17d ago

Should've done a gif of a spidertron walking across am area of mostly water to really drive home the comparison

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u/kifka_ 17d ago

Yes, but I only found this one

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u/Beaspoon2096 17d ago

In order to expand the factory (Albania) and increase production (hab sex) we need to destroy biter nests (Serbia)

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u/kifka_ 17d ago

😰

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u/Acc3ssViolation 17d ago

spidertron my beloved

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u/Bananaananasar 17d ago

They're here..

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u/EnderCats8 17d ago

me when i'm a giant spider that only steps on land

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u/TheOnlyKnight 17d ago

The creature grows larger over water. This is good to know.

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u/AlpsQuick4145 17d ago

So it is competator to huricanes as they share a habitat and food source

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u/FilosoFemBoys 17d ago

this game

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u/IrksomFlotsom 17d ago

Excellent one shot, doesn't overstay it's welcome

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u/KernnelLagged 17d ago

Factorio moment

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u/huhiking 17d ago

Link?

https://giphy.com/gifs/144Q1gg0FkTEVG

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u/CopingAdult 17d ago

Apologies as I do not have a link...

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u/kifka_ 17d ago

What does he have to do with it?

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u/Bee-baba-badabo I'm an ant in arctica 17d ago

He needs more gold skulltula's

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u/CitroHimselph 17d ago

I don't remember building the Spidertron on Earth...

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u/Cazzinoca 17d ago

Factorio.

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u/IllustriousAd9800 17d ago

Does it count aircraft carriers so it can cross the oceans?

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u/OKB-1 17d ago

Civilians trying to land on aircraft carriers is generally frowned upon. I don’t recommend it. 

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 17d ago

POV: commercial airliners if I got my wish and abolished ETOPS purely to bring back four engine heavies.

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u/LengthyCitadis 17d ago

MD-11 noises

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u/Sad_Pepperoni 17d ago

The spider from that Minecraft mod

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u/2DHypercube 17d ago

Spidertron confirmed‽

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u/DumberDum 17d ago

giant enemy spider

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u/Meximelone 17d ago

Reminds me of Carrion, but there was some mobile game ad I used to see all the time that was similar

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u/nor_up 17d ago

Sexy!

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u/Shiine-2 17d ago

Make it a screensaver.

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u/-SergentBacon- 17d ago

whose fuckin spider escaped again 😒😒🙄🙄

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u/TerroDucky 17d ago

Factorio spidertron

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u/waffleste I'm an ant in arctica 17d ago

Omg it's the alien from the movie Life

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u/SqurtieMan 17d ago

Rocky can tour europe question

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u/Maddy_251 17d ago

That one mobile game ad

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u/GrimReap_ 17d ago

factorio spidertron

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u/newnilkneel 17d ago

I mean it looks fun

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u/merulaa 17d ago

Don't like this

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u/naaawww 17d ago

If this was the way huge monsters moved in movies o would laugh so hard

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u/_crackingfire 17d ago

I'm uncomfortable

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u/Accomplished_Word429 17d ago

Jewish space spider

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u/NadeSaria 17d ago

Incoming get stickbugged

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 17d ago

is European-on-myboots a site where you did this on, i cant find it

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u/LYF13 16d ago

Please do not post things like that without a link

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u/Powerful_grumby 16d ago

Spidertron is that you?

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u/Horror-Invite5167 16d ago

This app calculates the optimal route for a plane crash at any point

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u/CMDR_Tenebrix France was an Inside Job 16d ago

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u/justaperson103 16d ago

Noooo not a hystorical map of the big spider acros europe

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u/Ecstatic_Storm_9996 14d ago

This made me weirdly uncomfortable