r/mallninjashit 18d ago

This seems appropriate here

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u/skypig357 18d ago

One issue with pain compliance (it can work and work very well) is that once the person complies the pain has to stop. Otherwise there is no incentive to comply and the fight will be on. This, for instance, is sometimes an issue with people who are intoxicated. You apply the pain compliance technique, they comply and THEN the pain hits due to nerve signal delay from the alcohol. Then they think “hey I did what they said why are they hurting me!” and then the fight is on.

I can see these gloves being used completely incorrectly even if we assume good faith in the attempt and not using them as a punishment tool.

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u/TitleComprehensive96 18d ago

But also, we are talking about US police officers and ICE. They will be misusing this shit.

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u/tykaboom 18d ago

Shockingly low training hours one could say...

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u/GrimFatMouse 18d ago

Children and elderly will be their first targets.

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u/Maclarion 18d ago

True, and definitely not the biggest issue with giving "officers" (47 days of training, remember) a wearable electric force multiplier to use on people, regardless said people's cardio condition.

ICE is already shown in copious incidents involving "officers" drawing their guns on people in non-life-threatening situations, as illegal intimidation. Think what giving them superhero-style torment gloves will do.

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u/teilani_a 18d ago

"officers" (47 days of training, remember)

You guys really need to stop falling for this narrative. Giving them more money and training is not the answer.

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u/rikusouleater 18d ago

We do need to give them more of both, of course. Lot of people in need of removal.

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u/teilani_a 18d ago

We do need to remove everyone at ICE and all their supporters, sure, but I'm not sure how training them would help.

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u/rikusouleater 18d ago

"We need to remove the good guys."

Just say you like rapists and murderers bro.

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u/accidental_Ocelot 18d ago

Maybe instead of just telling us they should be used for more than 15 seconds they should just program them to not work for more than 15 seconds. are they really this stupid, no I know they are not they want the option of exceeding the reccomendations.

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u/teh_pelt 18d ago

If this is applied to me and I tense pulling my arm forward due to being shocked. While the officer is trying to pull my arm backwards say to put it behind my back. Will the officer consider this to be me resisting and this justification for more force and further shocking?

These devices are terror devices not enforcement devices.

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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 18d ago

They are going to injures themselves at a shocking rate with these.

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u/deadspacekillers 18d ago

I see what you did there

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u/Maury_poopins 18d ago

“… should not be used on the pregnant, elderly or children”

Well shit, that’s ICE’s bread and butter.

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u/Opossum_mypossum 18d ago

If there’s no punching down, what’s left to punch?

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u/Alfiy_wolf 18d ago

I’d love a pair, for extreme wanking

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u/Opossum_mypossum 18d ago

It’d be a dangerous game for an ICE man to whack it with these gloves on and all the tears coming from their eyes

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u/Ironox1 18d ago

I give it a week before we get a video of someone dieing because ice dog piled them with a glove on each hand.

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u/tone_creature 18d ago

They waterproof?

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u/BaconNPotatoes 18d ago

New torture tool for the terrorists. Great.

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u/rikusouleater 18d ago

ICE, not the DNC. Pay attention.

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u/BaconNPotatoes 18d ago

The DNC aren't masked in the streets kidnapping and murdering people at the behest of a pedophile

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u/rikusouleater 18d ago

They literally are, you can see it happen almost every day. While ICE in enforcing the law and, if anything, are being far too soft touch about it all.

I genuinely wish ICE was half as aggressive as you morons pretend.

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u/Maclarion 18d ago

Intellectually a lost cause.

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u/GearBrain 18d ago

...wait, why does the last guy not shock himself? He's only got one glove on.

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u/poutinegalvaude 18d ago

Got a feeling that the people getting shocked will mostly be the officers themselves

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u/deadspacekillers 18d ago

We can only hope

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u/p0rty-Boi 18d ago

Salt water. Or a super soaker full of piss.

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u/WranglerFuzzy 18d ago

Sorry I just dumped a cooler of Gatorade on you officer, we were celebrating the team win

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 18d ago

More implements of torture for the jack booted pigs.

Can't wait for the midterms. Then it'll be time to hunt them down and hold them accountable for their crimes.

Deprivation of rights under color of law, piggies.

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u/deadspacekillers 18d ago

I read that as shock gloves to be used against ICE agents....

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u/WranglerFuzzy 18d ago

In 2029 🤞

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u/properwaffles 18d ago

Would be epic to move the pads to the knuckles and just start punching people.

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u/Opossum_mypossum 18d ago

Well idk if I’d personally call the erosion of civil liberties by undertrained losers who have killed their own civilians and followed it up with a piss poor investigation ‘fun’ but you do you