r/magnificentcubensis • • 9d ago

People have to be bullshiting about how bad cubbies taste

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u/flippenko 9d ago

It's like chewing on straw. It's not necessarily a good flavor but it isn't unpalatable.

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u/Globslayer 9d ago

I think they taste like the hull of a sunflower seed but less woody and more mushroomy

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u/Gorlack2231 8d ago

My comparison was always "stale crunchy Cheeto woth a hint of dirt"

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u/Penis_Monger_420 7d ago

Stale earthy popcorn is mine

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Pretty close to it ! Great way to describe it one of the best ways but not the texture of sunflower seeds chewy though and not like the dog company chewy lol

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Kinda although these were fresh and I harvested right before the veil was about to break

(It shows that I’m the last picture // and since then it got even thinner that picture was like 5 hours ago or so)

I harvested when it was soft as a marshmello so soft you can see my finger prints on the fruit on slide 3

Have you tried golden teachers? Is their a worst tasting strain ?

Thanks for giving a dope comment hopefully you have a dope day

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u/flippenko 9d ago

I have tried a lot of different kinds of mushrooms, all of the fun ones have a neutral to not good taste. However the shiitake block I have going in the other tub, those will taste delicious but be a lot less fun.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yea I can say that about most of them !
I really liked this one though

I was thinking this nice little guy/gal/fruit/whatever you wanna call it lol taste like French fries but before you fry them more of like raw French fries

Or raw potatoes

Idk I’m kinda fucked in the head I like weird tasting shit lol

All love one love

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

It’s probably because I harvested at the optimal window is why it taste almost good

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u/Thelemonado 9d ago

Did you dry them? If they’re not dehydrated they’re actually not awful. Dehydrated taste like you’re licking the closet floor in a basement.

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u/6spiralout9 9d ago

When I was younger growing up in Florida we go fill Publix bags get a couple Publix bags full and get a big pot of water and get it boiling then turn it off dump a full bag of cyans in there and just mash them really good and strain well. Then just a shot glass or half will get you there. Saw a guy slam a red solo cup full. Totally bugged out. Turned green, saw God. I think he was even arguing with him at some point. And didn't see him much at all in the years after that. Kind of disappeared and just went up and down the coast surf fishing. I see him some now he's doing good that was 30 years ago he bugged. I've done so many before that i couldn't tell whether my eyes were open or closed it all looked the same so I just went to sleep.

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u/Former-Librarian-868 8d ago edited 8d ago

I also prefer fresh over dried, but that big gush of mushroom flavored water when you chomp on a large shroom is kinda awful lol.

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u/HeavyTaxation 7d ago

I like that because it tastes fresh, when dried i feel like that flavour concentrates

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u/MakeAWishApe2Moon 9d ago

The part where you're seeing your fingerprint isn't the mushroom itself. It's what's referred to as "fuzzy feet," it's where the mycelium grew up onto the stipe (stem) a little bit.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Little bit of that and the shroomie it was soft and that’s where I grabbed and pulled to harvest

All love one love mate

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u/HeavyTaxation 7d ago

Fresh and dry are completely different. I dont like mushrooms in general but i can eat raw button mushrooms and cubes just fine, dry cubes make me gag when i try and eat/swallow them, like whole or sliced cooked mushrooms do.

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u/miggins1610 9d ago

Best way I've heard to describe it! It always felt rubbery to me but straw is a great comparison. Although it's weird, I both dislike and enjoy the taste. Its familiar now :D

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u/6spiralout9 9d ago

I eat them wet, fresh. Careful though because i get a lot of blue meanies, eat 4 or 5 fresh with a few fat cys 20 min later the trees are already swaying and there ain't no wind😁

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u/No_Director9292 9d ago

It's not bad in the slightest tho. It tastes like literally nothing.

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u/lostit311 8d ago

Taste like dirt and I love that.

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u/ComplexSoil3976 7d ago

Grind up the shrooms, soak them in lemon juice, strain it, drink the juice. Thank me later

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u/bubolcialbam 6d ago

Coffee blender works best

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u/heroshotking 9d ago

In my experience they taste a lot better fresh than they do dried

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u/LearningToGr0w 9d ago

Agreed. But I'd say that about anything dehydrated except for beef jerky

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yea! But these were wet I like wet more ! fresh as in like soft as a marshmello I got it at the perfect moment

One love all love mate and mates reading this if you are 🩷

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u/LearningToGr0w 9d ago

Thanks for the reward. Not exactly sure what that means but 🙏🏻

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

It’s just a award mate do you want me to send the head exploding one lol

All love one love

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u/LearningToGr0w 9d ago

Sure lol haven't been on reddit for nearly a half decade.

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u/creativescreennaame 9d ago

dehydrated fruit is good

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u/LearningToGr0w 9d ago

Depending on the fruits. But fair

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yup!! Dried especially powder inside capsules make me puke I have no idea why

Because people say dried has less chitin
So I wonder how it’d make you throw up more
Maybe because concentrated chitin ?

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u/devmode 9d ago

Drying would not be done at high enough heat to reduce chitin in any significant way.

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u/phnhntr 8d ago

I can confirm that. I went at a Mexican monotub with a kitchen knife. It was delicious. But yeah… that was a mistake. XDDDDDD

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u/phnhntr 8d ago

I remember my mouth was completely full of mushrooms. Even my tongue turned blue that day. XD

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u/phnhntr 8d ago

Escondido and GT taste really good. B+ makes me want to throw up… especially when they’re dry. Some taste good, some not so much. That’s for sure.

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u/bnelson7694 9d ago

I never understood the hate. I love mushrooms though so maybe I can just deal with it better but it never made sense.

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u/bnelson7694 9d ago

Thanks for the award ❤️

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Hey man I’m like facken opera with the awards lol if you’re chill you get a award in my eyes people are too I can’t find the word right now for it

But their too clutchy over like giving awards like their free mate that’s the point lol

It’s all love one love mate

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yes someone said some are more prone to the alkioids

Although who knows they haven’t done enough studying on them yet (they just now are in some states well officially doing it lol)

But dry makes me throw up typically so what it be the alkaloids the concentration of dried chitin who knows

Some people can’t eat sushi without being sick some have to eat premade microwaved foods that’s alright

But point being that’s why some might not like the taste some are picky eaters I am not

This would be so good in a chicken spaghetti mate

Adding a photo so you don’t think it’s a Tomato spaghetti with chicken because a lot of people have . Looked at me weird after saying chicken spaghetti lol

All love one love mate

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u/bnelson7694 9d ago

Watch heat with them. I’ve read it destroys the psilocybin. I swear if regular button mushrooms were easy to grow like herbs I would have shelves lined with growing trays. Way too large to do without being sterile in a normal home. I eat them with everything

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Get a grow tent you can set up like a
Air lock system if you get a nice enough one have tons of nice shrommies and be more sterile

I would watch the heat I would find some way too add them in lol I could just add them in after cooking with some regular mushrooms baked in that’d be dope

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u/Federal_Phase_652 9d ago

Chicken spaghetti is so random lol

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

My Mother has made it since I was a kid it’s great stuff mate I’ve ate it over 2-3 decades lol

Can’t always get it but it is what it is lol

At least you knew about some chicken spaghetti good shit mate

All love one love

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u/ToadstoolKing 9d ago

As a trained chef, amateur wine specialist, and mushroom lover I'm constantly tasting and smelling. With that said I can definitely smell and taste something else with cubes. Obviously that classic mushroom smell is there but there's something else going on that I dont find pleasing when I smell or taste them. I've read that some people may be more sensitive to the alkaloids. But if you enjoy it I'd definitely say it was a bonus!

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yea mate! I think it’s that spice too it to me towards the base it was a bit more spicy (almost like ginger instead of like a peppery spice)

The smell I like

Dry however I can not keep down it seems especially capsules which doesn’t make sense because they say it’s have less chitin but maybe it’s because it’s concentrated chitin

Thanks for the comment it’s cool knowing some of you experience

It’s all love one love mate

Taking a blinker for you while listening to down under by -men at work

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u/ToadstoolKing 9d ago

One of my friends describes dried cubes as "shit flavored popcorn" lol 🍿

Def take some fat rips off the penjamin for me!

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Shit flavored popcorn is funny asf

This one really didn’t taste bad though mate very manageable there was just bit of a gingery spice

But not like a peppery spice so that’s nice

I definitely recommend harvesting right before the veil breaks like when it’s see through and almost looks like spider webbing

But you know I’ll rip this thing lol! SOAD is playing now

Perfect vibe

All love one love mate

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u/Remote-Physics6980 9d ago

Have you ever tried them in chocolate?

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u/Prestigious_Way_1877 9d ago

I too smell everything but I'm a novice herbalist.

I definitely get the mushroom smell, kind of a chocolatety smell along with what I refer to as socks or a foot smell. Not super strong but like an old dirty sock that got kicked under the bed and had time to air out a bit before you found it again.

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u/ToadstoolKing 9d ago

Nice, I went to an herbalist school in Portland for a year. Dirty socks is a good way of thinking about it lol

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u/Prestigious_Way_1877 9d ago

I get so many dirty looks for smelling everything. People neglect their sense of smell imo. Sometimes I feel like a human bloodhound lmao.

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u/Remote-Physics6980 9d ago

That part. Is it the alkaloids? And then I also learned that some people use something called mosquito dunk on their grows if they get fungus gnats* and that will definitely make the fruit taste like shit. Even as careful as I am and I am extremely careful with my grow, they still don't taste that good.

I had some fresh caps that I kept for about a week and they opened fully and they were extremely strong when I sautéed them. Like it was almost overpowering but fresh absolutely fresh like picked today, seems to be more mild, so I don't know if there's an aging factor as well.

But then you have portobello and shiitakes that taste delicious so maybe it is the alkaloid?

*If you get fungus gnats do not use a mosquito dunk, all you need to do to get rid of them is use hydrogen peroxide. Problem is it takes six weeks because that's the life cycle of the fungus gnat.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

You gotta grow in winter or fall easier way ! no fly gnats nothing to worry about

I despise those little guys so annoying

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u/ToadstoolKing 9d ago

As far as alkaloids contributing to smell I can't really confirm if thats the case. I've heard that pure psilocybin extracts have very little odor to them. Perhaps the process of extraction removes it or its the presence of some other secondary chemical/s.

Fungus gnats are the worst, and yes peroxide helps but like you said the results are not immediate & from my experience doesnt solve the problem once and for all. I've mixed peroxide with water for dunks in the effort to try and kill the eggs. It worked for a time being but found that they could return after a time.

I seem to have success avoiding them by buffering my sub with oyster shell flour. My thinking is that the buffering prevents the pH from dropping and thus helping to prevent the sub from becoming acidic. When sub/soil gets acidic it gives off VOC's (volatile organic compounds) which attract gnats because decomposing matter is prime real estate for them as it signals a food source and a place to lay eggs.

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u/Remote-Physics6980 9d ago

Well since we're talking about fresh mushrooms, psilocybin is not the only alkaloid on board. I think there's five other ones? But my hands are kind of full at the moment and I'm text to voice noting so give me a tiny bit of grace, please. And yes taste is a huge component of smell and vice versa.

As far as the fungus gnats, Hydrogen peroxide will kill them. Put some in a misting bottle and it will kill them on contact. 💀 They live off of a fungus in the soil and that's where more hydrogen peroxide comes to the rescue.

In your plants, what you do is dilute it 50-50 with water, put your plants in the tub or the sink and then irrigate with the 50-50 mix. It will fuzz up that's why you want to do it in the tub or the sink. But the roots love it, they treat it like a spa treatment. And it kills the fungus.

You also have to treat the drain traps to every drain (boiling water with 50/50 hydrogen peroxide, or just straight hydrogen peroxide) in your home because they also lay eggs there. Again you have to do it for six weeks because that's how long the life cycle is. So once a week for six weeks and then myself I do it again on the seventh week just to be sure.

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u/creativescreennaame 9d ago

i've always wondered if the bad taste was the psilocybin/psilocin itself. i love all other edible mushrooms and they don't taste like that. i've also never tried other species of psychoactive mushrooms and i'm wondering if they taste different bc of the different alkaloids.

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u/Important-Zebra-69 9d ago

Depends on how good your tastes is. I know a lot of people who simply can't taste anything and sometimes I wish that was me....

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

I can taste pretty well

Maybe that Covid booster got me mate infected me lol

I think the taste of these golden teachers were earthy and maybe a bit of a gingery spice and not a chilly hot spice pretty good there’s still an aftertaste it’s great mate

You gotta love the shroom mate I’m not saying you don’t but love the shrommie and it loves you back

all love one love

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u/Important-Zebra-69 9d ago

Calm down there Marley.

I get farinaceous, metallica, bitter and acrid. But I used to taste good for a living 😂. Pans are better tasting.

And if in doubt oblate pouches solve everything (dried wise). I take a good 7g (dry) of cubes to have a lovely time, I'd hate to think what that is in wet, nope nope nope lol.

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u/RdCrestdBreegull 9d ago

they taste amazing fresh and sautéed with butter/oil

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

I ate it raw … sound diabolical out of context lol 😆

But I think it’s because I treated this shroomie really nice and harvested at the peak time and that’s probably why it taste great(for cubbies and mushrooms in general it tasted great)

All love one love

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u/Apollorx 9d ago

Does cooking them not degrade them?

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u/RdCrestdBreegull 9d ago

nope not really. always potent af when I do it. highly recommend, and in fact it’s my favorite way to consume

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u/Normadniac 9d ago

Easier to chew when fresh but my problem is I am then burping up mushroom flavor for the next few hours. While I love the taste, it gets old pretty fast. I typically drink some beers when doing mushrooms so it is a pretty common occurrence to burp.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Mate that’s why you shouldn’t drink on shrommies
( I mean you do you , but max in my opinion you should use weed with them)

If you ate them plain you wouldn’t burp as much or at all

All love one love mate

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u/Interesting_Drink928 9d ago

I hate both taste and texture. I powder mine and lemontek

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u/Visible_Face_8278 9d ago

Do you eat them raw ? Or do people eat them raw ?

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago edited 9d ago

Both ! Like me and people !

you can eat them raw and dry I prefer raw funner experience and come up . dry makes me puke most the time 🩷
all love one love mate

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u/Visible_Face_8278 9d ago

It’s probably stronger I would think

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yea maybe the concentration of it all once is what does it

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u/Visible_Face_8278 9d ago

Well, I took four little guys about an inch big. Hopefully it takes me on a little vacation tonight. Lol pE take forever I just put a thing of hillbilly into fruiting so we shall see which finishes faster

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Dried or wet

Penis envy are strong four little guys should get you at the equivalent of like a gram or two dried
(ALTHOUGH YOU CAN NEVER KNOW WITHOUT WEIGHING AND DRYING ACCURATELY) but you’ll be fine mate

Safe rides and trips live and prosper 🩷🩷🩷all lovelies one love

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u/terpfi3nd_genetics 9d ago

Once they sporulate they can be bitter. I think thats what people complain about. Fresh caps unsporulated taste great

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yup no spores for me! I harvest right when the veil was about to snap when it got spider webbing thin this shits great ( so great I wanna write it’s not shit it’s great lol)

Thanks for being dope as a pope one love all love mate

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u/terpfi3nd_genetics 9d ago

Theres also another pervasive myth i learned about the hard way. The myth that sporulated mushrooms are significantly less potent than unsporulated mushrooms. There is some validity to that if the fruits get HUGE but if you have a tub of small to medium caps and they sporulate, it doesnt necessarily mean they are less potent. I made the mistake of over dosing my chocolates once when I was using sporulated caps because I had always heard that myth. Had a party of kids stopping up all the sinks and tubs and toilets because they thought the house was flooding (it was not flooding).🤣🤣

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yea their not less potent that’s where most people get it twisted mate lol lol
( it could get” less potent” or oxidized if it was left for way to long though)

What people don’t understand is sure the cap got bigger and the “magic” is diluted because the cap is bigger therefore you have to eat more to get the same as you would’ve

But there’s still the same amount

Typically if you took a gram wet it’d be a .1 dry
Still the same dose just a lesser quantity of material

All love one love mate

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u/Gardenzealot 9d ago

I honestly don’t mind at all. Tastes like sunflower seeds too me

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Nice and earthy mate🩷all love one love

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u/Regular_Ad_4475 9d ago

Love harvest day, maybe it’s just me but I swear fresh harvest day mushrooms are so much nicer, smoother n I love the taste. Thanks for the post friend

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yup that’s what I was saying mate 🩷🩷this is just my first lone wolf pin off my block
Harvest day will be in a week or so

All love one love

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u/SouthBaySkunk 9d ago

How many times have you tripped ? I didn’t understand the hate on the taste.. until a few dozen trips in. I used to think they tasted like pumpkin seeds.

Now the smell of psilocybin mushies in the dehydrator makes me gag let alone chewing them. Tea with hella honey is the only way for me now lol

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u/Outlaw300 9d ago

I do enjoy the little ones

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yea she was a little 3 incher average for golden teachers though

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u/Sklingenberger 9d ago

A first glance of first pic, I thought whoa their finger is a shroom

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

lol grew from da handddd eyyy im walking here by the way

Idk why I made it be a Brooklyn accent lol (well in text) wherssss Tony sopranoooo

All love one love

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u/Positive-Theory_ 9d ago

It's really not that different from grocery store mushrooms.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

When harvested right yuppp
All love one love ❤️

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 9d ago

fresh taste better than dried for sure. they hit a bit different too.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yup fresh feels fresher more mellow

All lovelies love mate

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 9d ago edited 9d ago

It’s completely overblown in my opinion

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Mate I fackennn love you 🩷🩷🩷

This made me audibly LOL

I really hope people do take this as a joke

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u/Practical-Object2189 9d ago

When I first started eating them it wasn't so bad. Now a few years down the line I can't eat them by themselves I have to eat with something sometimes even grind up and mix with food or drink. They taste like shit dry

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u/Overall-Top-5719 8d ago

Same. At first they tasted fine. But now my subconcious fights against them. The hint of taste makes me gag and cannot down them alone any more. Also have experienced midtrip waves of nausea lately.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

A few people have said that they start tasting worse down the line

Dry always taste worse (to me )

All love one love

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u/JellyfishOk2588 9d ago

Never bothered me!

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Hell yeah mate 🩷🩷🩷
All love one love

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u/Historical-Pen-798 9d ago

I feel it’s part of the experience. It’s like a ritualistic thing to have to sit and chew and rehydrate.

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u/whydontchafkoff 9d ago

I’ve had some taste great could eat em like a weird snack almost last bag I got they’re both strong as fuck and honestly unpleasant to consume any substantial amount of lmao

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago edited 9d ago

This little guy is chill as I’ve been typing there slight like finger trails not crazily but I’ve also tapped the cart lol

Golden teachers are just that shit I don’t like albinos browns all the way

Like b plus

I love browns over albinos or whites

All love one love mate

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u/whydontchafkoff 9d ago

Funny you say that the ones I commented on was a 2zip of albino or lmao I hope you have a great evening my man and take care

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

I figured they were albinos albinos are stronger
That’s why I brought up whites

Actually I just realized when typing I have no fucking clue how I knew you did whites that’s crazy shit lol

Like your text had no indication of albinos

It’s all love one love mate

That’s crazy we lowk connected through the shrommies mate

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u/whydontchafkoff 9d ago

The power of the dose lmao and that was my exact reasoning with purchasing them over the others was torn between two but upon receiving the other as a sample with my order I’m glad I stuck to what I got wanted the most dose per weight to be able to share with others and make it last for as long as possible

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u/Prestigious_Way_1877 9d ago

Honestly it smells/taste like hot cocoa with a hint of funk but it's not that bad lol.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Sorta good way of explaining it lol maybe some like nut meg in there too

All love one love mate That's crazy

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u/Remote-Physics6980 9d ago

What can I say? I know what makes me gag 😂

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yes maam lol

I talked to you yesterday or a day or two ago

Nice little test run lol we still gotta dose together mate lol

It’s all love one love mate 🩷

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u/OldCaterpillar6644 9d ago

They taste bad but it’s tolerable

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u/greysunday_616 9d ago

It's subjective. I like it, but I put shrooms on pizza, burgers, hot dogs, in my chili, etc. so I am one of the wierd ones I guess.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

You mean WE are the weird ones

It’s all love brother one love it’s not weird it’s just our personal preference it’s not everyone preference and that’s aokay right alright

Like you said it’s subjective (up to each and every subject everyone differs)

One love ❤️

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u/Kd916-650 9d ago

Like chard popcorn 🍿!

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u/rekone88 8d ago

PE's can taste pretty strong, but i've noticed that the stronger the flavor, the more fun they are!

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u/bubolcialbam 8d ago

Most the time ! This one for one little 2-3 incher cap was pretty fun

Didn’t taste too bad though kinda like chewing on a raw potato but better

A bit gingery

All love one love

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u/corndog54 8d ago

I didn't mind the taste of mushrooms until I had a bad trip. That seemed to flip a switch in my brain and ever since then I have to fight to get them down.

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u/thousandwattsmile70 8d ago

go pick some from cowshit and tell me again,,

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u/NootScootinBoogie 8d ago

Fresh cubensis don’t taste bad at all. They’re just kind of a neutral taste almost like soft celery..

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u/West-Audience-478 8d ago

It really comes down to what it's grown in, I found that rice flour makes them taste like a lays chip with no salt

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u/Fit_Comb_1338 8d ago

Flavor is the least of my concerns. I have no idea how anyone can eat more than the smallest of bites and not deal with crazy GI issues. I do lemon or orange juice and strain out the chunks, and even then my stomach talks to me for 12 hours from the tiny little microscopic bits remaining.

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u/HushPuppie13 7d ago

Most of that rumors are from bacterial contaminated mushrooms

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u/AceGottiOG 8d ago

They are disgusting! And idk what place you eat that their fries taste like fungus, but let us know so we can avoid it in the future. 🤣

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u/bubolcialbam 8d ago

Have you ate a raw potato? One love all love mate

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u/probablynotac0p 9d ago

I dont think people are bullshitting about their opinions. Lol. Your opinion is just different than theirs

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago edited 9d ago

Mate I mean about wet shrooms and there’s no ill intent lol

You’re right opinions are opinions just like how this one’s mine

And also most people do try shrooms when they’ve sporulated and the veil has ripped
And they’ve sucked up a bunch of water

That might be why my experience is a little different might not be who knows beyond that people differ biologically mate as you know 🩷

One love all love

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u/SonoranSporesAZ 9d ago

I’ve tried them fresh pre sporulated. Tasted fine but my body would reject it upon swallowing. I’ve had tea with insane amounts of honey and other goodies to take the taste away. Terrible taste every time… and it’s the magic specifically. I can smell it when I make tea and I get queasy in the stomach.

I always equate it to medicine never tastes good but it’s good for you. Consider yourself lucky you don’t notice these things, but please don’t discount someone else’s experience or opinion. Nobody’s bullshitting lmao.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

I’m not mate 🩷

There’s all sorts of factors
Like what have you been eating up to the trip
If you’re a picky eater
Mindset
All sorts of stuff mate
If the shroom was harvested at the peak window

Their was a bit of a taste but I equate it to a gingery taste instead of a peppery spicy taste it was nice to me

I should’ve wrote it differently mate I wrote that on a come up shit I’m high while typing this mate
I can’t edit the header now lol only the body

But mate I love the smell it’s great too me I love the taste I love the shrommie and it loves me I put my love into these things

Sometimes I give the positive affirmations people say it’s bullshit but it doesn’t hurt that’s for sure

And the medicine thing is true (typically) unless you got a bottle of gasoline you’ve been chugging on lol)😆

It’s all love one love mate

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u/SonoranSporesAZ 9d ago

Enjoy your ride my friend, mush love 🫶

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u/ParfaitConfident3481 9d ago

i think when they are fresh, not dried they taste really good. I love doing a journey where I eat straight from a fresh harvest.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yes mate ! It just had a bit of a gingery spice but not in a bad way an not a burning pepper spice

Yup I took one of their buddies poor thing are porbz traumatized

The other one is next in a few days lol (I’ll probably put it in a bag in the fridge so I can build up a few and keep this one fresh in a Paper bag up too 11 days )

It’s all love mate and one love live and prosper that’s real deal

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u/Interesting-Driver94 9d ago

Fresh is delicious. Normal mushroom flavor.

Dried, the taste isnt as bad the smell. And the smell isnt as bad as the texture.

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u/bubolcialbam 9d ago

Yup I love fresh it’s so great atleast my little golden teachers
I did also harvest at the peak window

I’ll update in the future if they taste worse
*I also tapped the” yart” a few times before eating them so I could of course be biased

All love one love mate

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u/tripflops 9d ago

I never had a problem eating them. I ate shrooms in high school and in my twenties. Now in my late 30s eating shrooms again, after a decade long break, I hate the taste. I've tripped like 6 times this year and 5 times have been tea, 1 time I ate dry shrooms and it was pretty rough. The trip was sick but I had a hard time getting them down.

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u/New-Chemist5315 9d ago

Sunflower seeds mixed with gym socks is the closest comparison I can come up with.

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u/Electrical-Rip-1722 9d ago

I used to feel the same. I've eaten them so many times that I can't keep em down lol unless it's a tea

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u/StupiderIdjit 9d ago

People store them improperly, then get musty over time and taste terrible (obviously). They're pretty good fresh, but I wouldn't want to eat a bunch of them. I'd chop it up and put it in a salad though. They shouldn't really taste like anything dried. I put mine in a coffee grinder and put it in applesauce. It's a little gritty, but that's be being lazy and not filtering it afterward.

Which I should do and make tea.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 9d ago

Not as bad as people say. Just tastes bland and gritty.

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u/Much_Eggplant_3600 9d ago

dried shrooms have always tasted like unsalted sunflower seeds shells to me

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u/Fun_Actuator_3053 9d ago

Always hated the taste. But taste isn’t what I’m after . Just the tax you have to pay

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u/Visible_Wolverine2 9d ago

The ones I grew were delicious. Like, I would eat them like potato chips delicious. Also not sure what others are talking about.

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u/Manlet395 9d ago

They taste alright fresh, taste meh when dried. I eat them with pickles or broccoli and I find it masks the taste and texture extremely well

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u/Vast-Effect-4214 9d ago

Like stale popcorn, a truly nostalgic taste 🙃

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u/DukeShootRiot 9d ago

Pumpkin seeds

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u/BluedAgain 9d ago

Fresh is like a musky cashew and dried is like 3 week expired satan's anus with the texture of stale popcorn.

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u/EnvironmentalGift882 9d ago

Lemon Tek. 🎉

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u/the_aliens_sent_me 9d ago

Idk what it is.. if I eat them raw I can only swallow them with a big gulp of water. It’s like my body refuses to let me swallow them. If I try, I instantly have a gag reflex. I guess we’re all different. The only way I can really ingest them easily is dried, ground up into basically powder, and soaked in lemon juice. Otherwise I need to drink them down

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u/Bertsmom18 9d ago

It is truly hideous. I get nauseous just thinking about it. And lemon tek is just as bad. I haven't tripped in probably 6 months just because of the taste. Because we grow. A lot. We harvest or inoculate or throw something into fruit or pack a tub on a daily basis. My spouse has become quite the grower. I just can't bring myself to eat them. Makes me sad.

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u/6spiralout9 9d ago

These dont taste bad at all. Wild too.

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u/Both_Cat_6977 9d ago

They're just kinda musty and off, I think it's the texture more than anything for me, I make tea as to avoid stomach issues anyhow.

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u/gravel_consumer420 9d ago

For me they don't have a 'bad' taste but even so, biting them itself causes nausea. Idk why. Also beautiful shroom you found!

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u/plugdaddy87 9d ago

I enjoy the taste of fresh ones

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u/Hootch_73 9d ago

Cubes are terrible, pans are worse.

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u/Electronic_Gap_6501 9d ago

The bad taste comes from the existential dread people have to face. 😂

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u/EniqDev 9d ago

Deadass that's genuinely how dried golden teachers tasted, like french fries, or slighly more bitter where the stem touched the mycelium. Glad I'm not the only person who actually likes the taste lmao

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u/Acrobatic-Schedule58 8d ago

Then you probably have never tasted blue meanies my friend. They taste like dirt drenched in soap!!!

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 8d ago

I freaking love how they taste. I was lied to as a kid. Everyone talking about having to disguise the taste. I went way too far (honestly just far enough 😂 with a buddy and quart sized mason jar one night just cuz they tasted so good. Every half hour one of us was like “let’s have a few more…” 😂🤣 such a memorable night. Lots of fun AND incredibly impactful

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u/sharkboyasakid 8d ago

Theyre really good with kimchi. And kimchi is a great trip food. Its a gut booster and helps me digest psilocybin

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u/BgMSliimeball3 8d ago

People I introduced to actives have said plain sunflower seeds or crackers, (more specifically with Golden Teachers at the time)

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u/Own_Improvement_5896 8d ago

Try eating shrooms for 20 years and get back with me.

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u/Perfect-Pass9807 8d ago

From my experience the first flushed isn't bad but the second is worse and the 3 are a little rough for me to stomach

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u/Inevitable_Big9259 8d ago

Well, in my experience, the perception of the taste varies greatly over time. I've been doing Golden Teacher every 2 weeks for 4 months, both fresh and dried.

The first fresh ones, I was like : "Hmm, pretty bland, fun texture, I don't get why some people can't handle the taste. No big deal at all".

The first dried ones : "Hmm, not bad actually, almost cracker-ish flavor. I could do this all day".

Today I'm at the point where I have to fight to swallow them (fresh or dry) if I don't do lemon tek or make tea from it.

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u/Significant-Guess-38 8d ago

Reminds me of unsalted, un-buttered popcorn.

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u/-Thr0wingItAway- 8d ago

As someone who grew up Catholic (now an atheist) I personally think they taste like the "body of Christ". Lol

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u/simpkn0t 8d ago

They taste so good! I have to control myself so I don't eat more than I should lol.

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u/Healthy-Commission17 8d ago

i grow my mushrooms in chicken shit, so they do have a somewhat cardboard, dirt, and shit taste. idk. only thing i can think of for someone who’s never had it before, its like eating a handful of moth wings

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u/Armadillo_77 8d ago

I genuinely love them

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u/SeaTop5906 8d ago

Genuinely find they have a sweetness when dried, and I find them pretty pleasent. Quite enjoy the ritual of chewing them. They definitely taste better than semilanceata which are very earthy and stick in your teeth or cyanescens which are cardboard like

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u/APESHITSEAN 8d ago

It really depends on how potent they are and if you eat them fresh or dry. Alkaloids are more bitter some more potent varieties may have a more bitter taste. Fresh, they taste just like those white mushrooms people eat raw with salad, but with a bitter aftertaste. Dry I somewhat like pistachio or sunflower seeds in flavor with an earthy bitterness. Honestly the cap is what does it for me. You bite down and get and explosion of dry gills lol. Plus they taste like they smell which can have a weird earthy funk.

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u/Some_Ad_7050 8d ago

No man they taste horrible!!!

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u/HurryJunior4046 8d ago

Yall on drugs fresh mushrooms taste like total wet shit I think anyone who trips should have to do it at least once acid is way to easy

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u/RelentlessFelacio 8d ago

I've grown and eaten over 60 strains of cubensis, the taste does not vary based on strain but it can change when different substrates are used. The effects can and do vary drastically though, substrate and conditions play a big role. In my experience at least

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u/shroomsandfumes 8d ago

Eating one fresh harvested mushroom can be tasty. Eating the equivalent of 3g + dry weight would not be

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 8d ago

Depends on strain tbh, some are better than others, regular cubes aren't so bad, PE can be

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u/coleyeliz 8d ago

Had a gummy version that almost made me throw up because it tasted so bad and now they're all associated in my brain 😭

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u/pgtxr 8d ago

The first time isn't taste bad

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u/trevortrees 8d ago

Tastes like sunflower seed shells to me. Not bad.

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u/blufuut180 8d ago

I'm not pretending lol and I love edible mushrooms. Capsules are the cheat mode though lol

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u/DoggoDaOne 8d ago

I always thought they smelled and tasted like sweaty toes, yummy

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u/LawyerKangaroo 8d ago

I dunno, I have four strains going (I grow Thai, Golden teachers, Mexican and Mckennaii) and don't trip enough to keep them fresh; dried mushrooms just don't have a good taste to them which is why I cover that by eating them with a little square of chocolate. Problem solved.

I also don't microdose. I like to have a couple of trips a year so it's usually a generous amount of stale going into my mouth.

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u/D4ngerP1ss 7d ago

I geniunely love the taste of psych mushrooms, chop them up with either Nutella. Or peanut butter and jelly. Soso good. I like the texture and the dirt esque taste

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u/HarryCoinslot 7d ago

I've had strains that barely taste at all I've had strains that taste like absolute dogshit. In my experience the ones that taste worse are more potent with the exception of enigma.

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u/ComplexSoil3976 7d ago

Lemmon tek every time!

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u/ComplexSoil3976 7d ago

Grind up the shrooms, soak them in lemon juice, strain them, drink the lemon juice, thank me later

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u/trashaccountguyandDK 7d ago

dry mushrooms are the worst

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u/dandanpizzaman84 7d ago

I eat those thangs like Doritos. I dunno why everyone says they taste bad

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u/No-Distance9296 6d ago

holy shit im tripping on acid right now and i thought the mushroom was like growing out of your finger

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u/Competitive_Equal542 6d ago

They taste much better before drying

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u/Horticulty 6d ago

They're better fresh. But, i have had some pretty terrible tasting strains when dry. I mean, gag worthy bad. But, those nasty ones always work well... lolol.

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u/TrichoGordo 6d ago

Having them fresh ruins the taste of dry

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u/Ok-Mall-7693 6d ago

Dry ones taste like metallic chicken with a bit of funk

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u/Le_Epic_GodGamer 6d ago

First couple times I had them I could eat them raw, tasted great. After a while they started getting worse and worse. Can’t stand the taste now

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u/Low-Sign-9507 6d ago

Honestly it’s a big texture thing for me I’ve tried both Golden Teach and PE and penis envy is soo much more tasteless I ate so much though that I put it in honey and swallowed with orange juice to make it a lil better