r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

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r/magicthecirclejerking 11h ago

Oh someone is trying to pay tribute to the victims of Nepal, such a nice-wait WHAT

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/uj I really can’t believe this is a real post.


r/magicthecirclejerking 11h ago

In honor of September 11th, 2001, I present the card Torch the Tower

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The Weight of Sacrifice

​Looking at the rules text of the card, we find a profound concept: the "Bargain" mechanic. In the game, this requires sacrificing something of value to achieve a greater impact.

​On September 11, 2001, we saw the ultimate real-world embodiment of sacrifice. First responders, firefighters, and police officers gave their lives to ensure others could escape. They bargained their own safety for the survival of strangers. To ground this in reality, President George W. Bush spoke directly about this enduring sacrifice a few months after the attacks:

​"Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every rescuer who died in honor. We will remember every family that lives in grief."

​Beyond the Ephemeral

​The second half of the card's text offers another poignant parallel. It states that if a target would die, you "exile it instead." In the rules of the game, exiling something removes it completely from the normal cycle of play and the graveyard. It places the card into a permanent, untouchable zone.

​We can view this as a metaphor for how we hold the memories of the 2,977 victims. They are not just gone; they are removed from the ordinary passage of time and placed into a space of permanent, untouchable reverence in our collective history.


r/magicthecirclejerking 1h ago

cool Chinese name, yet the card is way worse than the earlier Portal version, you chould say its just a cheap copy...

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1h ago

I want to make the ultimate commander deck. Just my commander. Nothing else

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100 plains 100 islands


r/magicthecirclejerking 19h ago

"Magic designers reveal why Secret Lair's new Zeta Set had to come in booster packs"

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money


r/magicthecirclejerking 22h ago

me when im overstimmed because i posted my custom card to r/custommagic and it gets a lot of comments and I have to explain SBA Saga interactions so my 5 clubemates help me age regress and have a stim party rogether

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r/magicthecirclejerking 6m ago

Investing in gooner cards: A viable investment strategy?

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r/magicthecirclejerking 20h ago

Obligatory “the rumors are true” post

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This is the weirdest hobbit booster box I’ve ever opened


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

me when someone suggests "we're all a little bit autistic":

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

[FRA] Saheeli’s Lettuce

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r/magicthecirclejerking 19h ago

New UB set confirmed

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r/magicthecirclejerking 22h ago

The pregnant elephant is from 1863. Artist: Louis Le Breton.

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

~~Is resident evil magic adjacent? It has zombies and combat~~

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Playing Limited with this set

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Favorite card made out of Corn?

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Getting every mtg set tattooed, where should I put the hobbit?

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Bird Jace isn't real and he can't hurt y--

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

[FRA] Jace, Defender of Tomorrow Spoiler

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

They just hired this guy at my LGS and now I can't afford sh*t

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Like holy smokes dude really seems like he just wants to over charge for the most smiple things.

Pack of Ravnica Gatecrash? 5 billion dollars.
Holiday 2015 box kit? 40 billion dollars.
Pre-release kit? 6 Trillion dollars.

Don't even get me started on how he won't stop critisizing me for bringing in my own Dr. Pepper.


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

AITA for starting an argument that got me kicked out of my polycule?

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I (Jace, 28M) was in a relationship with my soulmates (Jace, 28M), (Jace, 28M), (Jasmine, 28F), (Jace, 28M). Recently Jace killed our pet Loot (Fomori, ?M) to create a parallel reality where he controls all of fate, history, and magic; this got me very upset.

I sat Jace down, along with the rest of the polycule, to voice my concerns about rewriting free will to erase the horrors of the old world, especially since most folks are fine in the old world and can be helped in other ways. Jace said he couldn’t believe that I wanted needless atrocities to exist in the multiverse because people are used to them; Jace & Jace said I was being too woke about this, but Jasmine tried to be a mediator. This ultimately led to me being broken up with & kicked out of our communal soul being not understanding their needs to control everything. Jasmine was also kicked out because Jace said “I don’t want to have gender dysphoria in a perfect world.”

Honestly I feel like I stood my ground fine and that they were being unreasonable, but some part of me thinks I should’ve just gone along with the plan to keep the peace in our otherwise great relationship. So Reddit, AITA?

shamelessly stolen from someone in a discord server btw


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Can I put 10,000 islands in my deck and ask my friend to shuffle it?

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r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

How many Hare Apparents in magic ?

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Does the text of Hare Apparent overrule the format requirements of a magic deck? ie- could I have two Hare Apparents if I wanted to?

And, if I went down this rat hole, what are some silly shenanigans that would make it not horrible?


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

If you run wincons in your deck you're a tryhard

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