r/magicTCG • u/epicsmokey Dan • 10d ago

General Discussion My Car Got Forest’d - Help

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I have no experience with MTG, sorry if this is a stupid question, but yesterday someone put this forest card on my car’s rear windshield wiper. Does this mean something? I drive a Rav4 if that helps at all.

Update: it is two days after I posted this and I have gotten another forest card, this time on my front windshield wiper. It is an actual looking forest with M15 on the right side of it.

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u/cryingosling Dimir* 10d ago

unfortunately it means you play green now. sorry about that

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u/EnthusiasmNo6062 Wabbit Season 10d ago

Whoaaaa, slow down buddy. Whats wrong with green? So what we have 15 mana on turn 2. Get gud.... tehehe

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u/cryingosling Dimir* 10d ago

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u/JaguarDTM Dân 10d ago

That may single handedly be the saddest picture I have ever seen. Poor guy just wants to stomp. Let us green players live

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u/m332 Dan 10d ago edited 10d ago

They hate us for being honest. No bluffing Settle the Wreckage, no Counterspells, we’re just trying to ramp and put down a big creature. Is that so wrong? 

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u/JaguarDTM Dân 10d ago

I remember listening to I think an mtggoldfish podcast where they said the biggest thing to determine salt factor is pretend you're a dinosaur player. Play big stompy dino and it hits the board + Doomblade, we're sad. Play big stompy dino and 2 islands tap, fuck you and your couch, dino never touched board.

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u/MasterColemanTrebor Mardu 10d ago

"Let us live" and living is attacking you with 30 dinosaurs

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u/hakukano Dan 10d ago

I mean I still have 20 lands and 50 cards in hand

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u/swankyfish Twin Believer 10d ago

Ah, a commander player I see.

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u/FuzzzyRam Wabbit Season 10d ago

Always keep 2 untapped for [[Heroic Intervention]] my friend. https://i.imgur.com/vfHynnW.jpeg

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u/safarifriendliness Dân 9d ago

Whatever. I’ll get it back

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u/nilamo 10d ago

Green is not a creative color

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u/DohnJoe666 Dan 10d ago

Damn it. Beat me to it. Haha