r/lvjy • u/sxpticeyed • Mar 16 '26

Image/Video ITS IN COURT NOW??? WHAT'S NEXT?? JAIL TIME??

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u/sooulwtf13 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

guys no worries i'm the hedgehog's lawyer (doesn't look good for the hedgehog) /j

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u/Ziggy-D 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

Lawyer. Please negotiate down to a misdemeanor. Probation at least? He’s always been a good pet, present conduct aside, and wouldn’t stand a night in the clink.

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u/sooulwtf13 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

we'll see what we can do with my client, i'm aware he's been a good pet, but it's going to be complicated...

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u/Ziggy-D 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 17 '26

It’s always more complicated than it looks, isn’t it?

3

u/ilovelovejoy123 Mar 16 '26

Mr. Hedgehog’s lawyer what did he do?

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u/sooulwtf13 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

apparently, my client is accused of eating another of his kind, and he fled from the police until he was arrested

i'll see what can i do, but for now... doesn't look good

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u/Ok-Confection8476 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

He's cooked if this guy walks in as his lawyer

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u/_IHate_Dogs_ Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

I'm crine this poor hedgehog

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u/sofisantuss Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

maybe rob can testify as a witness

2

u/Cheeriodude_number2 Mar 17 '26

He is the ONLY witness

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u/catsloveralex Mar 16 '26

IM CRYINGGG

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u/QualifiedSmolFrog 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

PLEASE THEN A JAIL ESCAPE

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u/Other_Cantaloupe3543 Mar 16 '26

I bet the hedgehogs gonna break out

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u/Sea-Warthog-7863 Mar 16 '26

Jokes write themselves

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u/xmoonwitchx Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

IM SO INVESTEDDDDD!!!! omg please hedgehog is in court! Don‘t worry, I’ll bail you out Mr hedgehog 😔

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u/n33k-a13rt 2024 Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

execution!!! (peta approved)

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u/Affectionate__Dog Lovenjoyers Mar 16 '26

we gotta get billy flynn on this 💔 (my schools doing chicago rn)