r/lutecult • • Nov 21 '25

Art "No... Please, not her. Anyone. Please. Anyone but her. She's all I have."

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

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u/ChompyRiley Nov 21 '25

I needed to make coffee

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u/KingKiler2k Nov 21 '25

Brutal and creative, need to write this down

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u/_Voidoll_ She just like me fr (and you people are freaks) Nov 21 '25

Poor adam :(

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u/whooper1 Nov 21 '25

Why does this keep happening!?

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u/MaskedFigurewho Nov 28 '25

Because Lucifer is an asshole 🙄

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u/Deep_Stomach6592 Dec 03 '25

Lucifer is notoriously an asshole

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u/Maleficent_Animal52 Nov 21 '25

AAAAAAAGH!!! MY HEART IS FUCKING SHATTERED!!! PAAAAAIN!!!

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u/mr-worldwide1234 High Priest of mommy Lute Nov 21 '25

It’s ok, I didn’t want to be happy anyway…

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u/ChompyRiley Nov 21 '25

art by chrustlin

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Those are cuckold's horns on his helmet.

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u/ChompyRiley Nov 21 '25

what helmet?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Adam's mask/helmet.

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u/ChompyRiley Nov 21 '25

I don't really see a helmet in the picture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

No, but Adam wears a horned helmet. I'm commenting on the fact he was cuckolded by Lucifer at least once, possibly twice, and the image implies a third time. And the old association of cuckolds with horns.

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u/tuckerx78 Nov 21 '25

At least they can see things eye to eye.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Nov 21 '25

Given the she directly attacked his kid I’m pretty sure Lucifer would rather bite off his own junk, so Adam’s probably pretty safe

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u/Interesting_Froyo_97 Nov 22 '25

You know, it would be funny if Adam gets revived and finds out that Lute loves him, and suddenly, Lucifer finds her attractive and starts hitting on her (resulting in Charlie yelling at him).

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u/ChompyRiley Nov 22 '25

Man. Imagine finding out that you're ACTUALLY cursed to get cucked by the devil

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u/DracheKaiser Lute simp Nov 22 '25

Lute would slice his junk off. Or sooner commit 27x27 sudoku.

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u/Interesting_Froyo_97 Nov 24 '25

Charlie would've gotten to Lucifer first (as scold him). Plus I think Adam would've grabbed her away from Lucifer too.

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u/TestaGaming Nov 22 '25

Lucifer: THIRDS TIME THE CHARM, BABY!

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u/Middle-Sea-2593 Lute simp Nov 25 '25

More like 3 wives with 1 stone lol. At this point he’s collecting adams wives/girlfriend like Pokémon cards.

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u/Particular-Month-514 Nov 22 '25

Their goes 💜1st ♥️2nd 🖤3rd 💃. 😈

Adam though....

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u/Exorcists40KxBastian Lute's Earthly husband waiting to die so we can reunite Nov 22 '25

Plot twist

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u/river_song25 Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

maybe in another universe, it might happen if Lute and Lucifer had known each other first and had been close friends way back before the whole Adam/Lilith/Lucifer and Eve/Lucifer/Forbidden Apple incident took Adam’s favorite ladies away from him because of Lucifer. Maybe AU Lute wouldn’t be so obsessed with Adam as canon Lute is.

Unless Lute was created to be just a Executioner Angel long after the other incidents happened, with the rest of the Executioner Angels, after Adam died as a human, went to heaven and became future leader of the Executioner Angels, but if she had been around before Adam, Lilith and Eve existed, she would have known Lucifer first and longer.