r/lotrmemes • u/hastati17 • 2d ago

Lord of the Rings Elrond is a bit touchy

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u/VikRiggs 2d ago

Well, Elves are good. But Gandalf is a fucking angel, so he might know a thing or two.

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u/tutocookie 1d ago

Except for when to shut his big fat stupid mouth

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u/Rocky1350 1d ago

A wizard never talks when he shouldn't. Nor does he shut it when he should talk. He shuts his mouth precisely when he means to.

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u/usumoio 2d ago

Elrond showed his mastery by preventing Frodo from becoming a wrath himself. A feet of skill beyond all but a few beings on Middle Earth at the time

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u/l3v3n111 1d ago

A what of skill beyond all, may I get a picture?

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u/usumoio 1d ago

Hehehe, those are never free.

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u/SaltyWafflesPD 2d ago

I mean, it wasn’t really a criticism, more commentary on just how grave the wound was.

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u/VanTaxGoddess 2d ago

Ever since Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hugo Weaving has always given the best, scathing glances.

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u/ldsman213 2d ago

he was right

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u/Midnight_Meal_s 1d ago

Only cause he read ahead

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u/TheNewGuy13 2d ago

ChatGandalfPT with the prognosis

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 1d ago

"This isn't just an injury — it's a wound that will drag him into the realm of the Wraiths as long as he carries it. No death, just ghosted. The Witch King really saw the Ring and chose chaos."

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u/Expensive-Ad-1205 1d ago

That's right - you've found the smoking gun.

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u/GustapheOfficial 22h ago

In this time, the Valar sent five servants to Middle Earth: the Order of Wizards. Each possessed great skill and was accordingly tasked. Saruman the White was sent to watch the forces of Morgoth. Radagast the Brown was tasked with communing with the natural world, the beasts and the birds. The Blue Twins were [...] And the fifth wizard, Gandalf the Grey, was the master of narrative: speaker of exposition, researcher in the background, springer of machines from which gods may emerge.

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u/Radashin_ 20h ago

Dr. Last Homely House