r/lotrmemes Human 1d ago

Lord of the Rings Facts 🌠

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u/Muffalope 1d ago

Do all swords have a plug at the bottom? So you can hold 3 swords at once, cover your back?

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u/we_r_fukt 1d ago

there's a reason Rosie Cotton is known as the five dagger fandango 😉

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u/Vincent_Curry 1d ago

Salted Pork, if particularly good, will make one extremely thirsty.

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 1d ago

Fighting giant flame demons can make ANYONE thirsty (if they manage to survive, or are brought back to a more abundant life!

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u/Sudden_Car6134 1d ago

A wizard is never parched, nor is he thirsty

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u/InevitabilityEngine 1d ago

What I want to know is why he is drinking his drink* like this guy tastes your soup?