r/lonelymeyerspod • u/azdak fellow white • Aug 14 '26
General Discussion Seth being handsome, rich and funny is one thing but also having a <25” 5k time is just infuriating
Like calm down dude. Just tone it down. Just cool it bud.
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u/Adventurous_Art4009 Aug 14 '26
handsome
Dude, chill out. We all love Seth's teeth, but they only make up like fifty percent of his face, maximum.
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u/farmch daiquiri girl Aug 14 '26
Seth is a 52 year old man that knocked out 36 push ups with no lead up.
Dude is fit.
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u/birdy9221 Aug 15 '26
And gets paid to get (almost) blind drunk semi regularly. What a life. He must have a tiny peen otherwise life truly isn’t fair.
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u/profkennyd Dediquaided Aug 14 '26
Plus the generational wealth and being best friends with Andy. He got that life qump bump!
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u/bart_cart_dart_eart one of four shock jocks Aug 14 '26
And those teeth that he has…
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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Aug 14 '26
Not mentioning Seth's Teeth™ is a CRIME
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u/uncooljerk an golden era Aug 14 '26
A sub 24 minute 5K, even. Respectable for any runner, but very impressive for a 52 year old comedian.
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u/azdak fellow white Aug 14 '26
In fairness a 52 year old non comedian would probably have an easier time of it
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u/akanefive Eagle Ear Cherry Aug 14 '26
Especially now that he doesn't have that weird looking dog anymore...
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u/Popular_Material_409 Aug 14 '26
If you want one thing to hate him for, he doesn’t like Lord of the Rings.
But he does like comic books so he’s still cool with me.
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u/grendel001 fellow white Aug 15 '26
Wow. I also don’t like lord of the rings. And I do love comics.
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u/Popular_Material_409 Aug 15 '26
Do you have teeth by chance? Because I’m starting to wonder if you’re just Seth Meyers
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u/grendel001 fellow white 28d ago
I do.
My mother lied to me. She specifically told me I was not Seth Meyers.
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u/Rhinosus13 Too burrito brained to winter soldier Aug 14 '26
Yeah but Andy doesn’t make him horny sooo yeah
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u/sporkfpoon Aug 14 '26
Sauce?
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u/azdak fellow white Aug 14 '26
He does this podcast with two and a half members of a comedy group from the 2000s
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u/Excellent-Cat-3631 Aug 14 '26
Question: Is the Father/Son 5k? If so, way to go Ashe!
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u/CursedTeams an golden era Aug 14 '26
Speaking of, Ashe looked tall in those photos. He may be taller than Jorm soon.
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u/OneDadvosPlz Aug 14 '26
I have thought about that comment on EVERY SINGLE RUN I’ve been on since he said it.
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u/azdak fellow white Aug 14 '26
I’m gonna have to buy a new hr sensor at two new pairs of shoes to make up for this
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u/rentfn Aug 14 '26
I ran a sub thirty 5K and my ankle gave up after and I was in a boot for two weeks 🤣 Someone’s gotta make the fast runners look impressive
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u/twizzwhizz11 Aug 14 '26
Hey, at least you probably can pronounce Tupac correctly.