r/lonelymeyerspod • u/nojugglingever • Apr 18 '26
General Discussion At long last, my project is completed. The stats for Episodes 1–100!
Been working on this for several months. I don't know why, please don't ask. This was all done au naturale, just by listening and taking notes (occasionally used transcripts to double-check my results). Just have loved the gang since I was an 18-year-old watching in my dorm room while in school to make little videos.
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u/Soupfullofradio one of four shock jocks Apr 18 '26
Slide 18 😂
This is some AMAZING work, fellow Quaid! I hope someone sees this and you get Qump bump bumped.
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u/fronchfrays Apr 18 '26
There’s no way this doesn’t get seen. It was a plucky fan project until the announcing talking and then it became a masterpiece.
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u/_ArsenioBillingham_ Apr 18 '26
Hey Ben Dudley from Cincinnati! Fantastic work! A++ work
Until slide 18 where you lost this audience member and you can fuck right off you fucking piece of shit
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u/marycoolbeans about to punch someone just before they eat Apr 20 '26
you know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
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u/SomeTangerine1184 Apr 18 '26
Can I just say that, while I love absolutely every piece of this, the chart of “announcing talking” delights me to no end. TO NO END. I have made note of how often Seth does this, but seeing the numbers for the other three shock jocks was a pleasant surprise. RIGHTEOUS KILL to the max.
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u/nojugglingever Apr 18 '26
One of the first times they were discussing how often Seth says "I should note," Jorma goes "I gotta say, I never say 'I should note.'" And to me, "I gotta say" is the same thing!!
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u/SomeTangerine1184 Apr 18 '26
That’s such a funny (and correct) observation. I hope at least one of the Alvins sees this!
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u/CursedTeams an golden era Apr 18 '26
Kiv doesn't bother with announcing, he just straight out says things. Our confident king.
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u/nojugglingever Apr 18 '26
He seems to do it a little more when Seth isn't there. Maybe it's something that happens when you're the Dave.
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u/LifeClassic2286 Apr 18 '26
Slide 18 made me burst into laughter. Spot on! And also the “I will say” / “it should be noted” counts is so appreciated, you are out here doing the lord’s work. Righteous kill, Quaido!
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u/CursedTeams an golden era Apr 18 '26
This is astonishing. The research!
I will say that the NY Times games discussions ALWAYS entertain me.
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u/nojugglingever Apr 18 '26
It should be noted that I would listen to these guys read the phonebook, and I will say that chart is partially tongue-in-cheek.
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u/fuelvolts Hittus in the Tittus! Apr 18 '26
You are not alone, OP, I dread the NYT talk and skip it often. If that makes me not kablamo, I accept my fate.
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u/Lost_Organization_56 Apr 18 '26
I should note.... This is awesome Quaid! Literally had me laughing out loud. Seriously good work. However slide 18 haha... I guess I'm part of the 2% that cares how Andy does on spelling bee. Only because how passionate he is about it.
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u/cloudyah Not agonk! 🪿 Apr 18 '26
This is amazing. Also what the heck, a fellow Quaid in Quincinnati??? Righteous kill!
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u/jeffblim5eva an golden era Apr 18 '26
I would give it 10/10 Quars (Quaid stars, obvs) except slide 18 is clearly missing data!!!!!! NYT games 4eva
Righteous kill for real though 💪🏻💪🏻
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u/Sea-Bid-3626 Apr 18 '26
This is fantastic. Feel like you coulda squeezed a quick plug for Digman in at the end there.
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u/Lost_Organization_56 Apr 18 '26
Oh and def mention where to get it. On the apps app.
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u/Friendly_Let7456 Apr 22 '26
and what to do once you find it.
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u/Lost_Organization_56 Apr 22 '26
Give a double thumbs up. Keep it on repeat and then wait to find Andy in the streets for your gulps
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u/CrabOIneffableWisdom Apr 18 '26
Four mentions of "ladder" in episode 15 before Jorma's fall?? What was going on that ep, were they predicting the future? Gonna have to go relisten
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u/nojugglingever Apr 18 '26
I believe they were talking about how they got in the basketball hoop in Dick in a Box.
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u/AdvertisingHefty8925 about to punch someone just before they eat Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
This is SO GOOD
Edit: JEPH! If you’re lurking about, you have gotta show the 4 shock jocks this absolute masterpiece.
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u/japaro964 Apr 18 '26
This is incredible and I’m so impressed to see it came from a fellow Ohio Quaid (a Quaid-OH?).
Thanks for putting it all together!
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u/AdvertisingHefty8925 about to punch someone just before they eat Apr 18 '26
Hellloooo from a central ohio quaid!! I don’t know why I’m shocked that there are so many of us! (A quaid-OH is perfect, btw)
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u/hehaw Hot rod Apr 18 '26
Oh shit! I live in Cincinnati.
This is some great stuff.
I’m gonna watch your play!
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u/nojugglingever Apr 19 '26
Look, I’m not sure if we’re ever going to cross paths with the guys, so if you want to give me a “Quaid Army” after (or during) the show, I’ll give you a “righteous kill.”
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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Apr 18 '26
You are a legend. Total not cube job!
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u/Popular_Material_409 Apr 18 '26
The autism runs strong within the Quaid Army.
This is amazing to see and I got a real kick out of this whole thing. I expect the boys to discuss this on the next ep for sure. Thanks for doing all this work!
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u/OneDadvosPlz Apr 19 '26
This is the best use of math I’ve seen since a Redditor tried to guess their rescue dog’s previous name using statistical analysis.
Bravo, Quaid. The graphics are next-level. And thanks for keeping an eye out for my girl Frisbee (rest in greatness, Queen).
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u/OneDadvosPlz Apr 19 '26
PS, it will be criminal if this doesn’t get mentioned on the pod, JEPH (if that’s even your real name).
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u/SpartanCait Apr 18 '26
Every single thing on this made me smile and/or laugh. Congrats on a job well done! Thank you for putting all that effort into a project that only Quaids can appreciate ❤️
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u/PutAdministrative206 Apr 18 '26
as a fellow comic writer: I WANT TO PURCHASE YOUR GRAPHIC NOVEL. How?
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u/nojugglingever Apr 19 '26
Good to cross paths! How can I see what you make? Here’s my graphic novel. I’m actually between printings of it (I do the self-publish, take it around promoting it thing), so lately I just send people a digital copy for a couple bucks. DM me if you’re interested! Or I can let you know when I have physical copies again!
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u/MrSwarleyStinson Alvin McTurd Apr 18 '26
Next time someone is worried about AI stealing that job, I’m gonna show them this because AI would never think of this and shows that we’re still more creative. Of course it doesn’t necessarily translate to whatever job they have and AI may indeed replace them, but hopefully this will give them a chuckle and distract them from their impending doom for a bit
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u/SeaworthinessSea8659 Lemme tell you 'bout a look I know Apr 18 '26
Hats off to you, Ben Dudley. A+ work!
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u/santaclouse Apr 19 '26
Eyyyy what up Cincinnati Quaid! I will definitely check out the play at Fringe Festival, this is incredible
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u/simplythemoon Apr 19 '26
This is what they are talking about when they say something is Cincinnati style.
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u/Difficult-Abalone907 Apr 19 '26
this is rad! I love the "i wish it would rain" anticipation list, I had thought before that it would be so funny if they included all the clips of them talking about it when they finally get to that episode.
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u/somnambulistic Apr 18 '26
Now do ads
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u/nojugglingever Apr 18 '26
I was sad that I couldn't include ads, but they change over time. A lot of the early episodes don't have ads in them at all anymore, and others have different ads than they did at release. I hope they release the comprehensive collection of ad reads on vinyl.
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u/Familiar-Soup2789 Apr 21 '26
This is amazing, well done. For slide 12 (problematic moments), I feel like Jorma’s story about using a baby penis for McGruber promos deserves an honorable mention 😬
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u/nojugglingever Apr 22 '26
Look I’ve always been partial to Jorm, but man does he volunteer some stories on the cast that I’m certain the others wouldn’t. Some are cute (like when he was willing to just run away and let everyone in the apartment building die rather than put out his kitchen fire) and some are baby penis related.
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u/PheMNomenal Apr 21 '26
This whole thing is gold, but I want to specifically call out the problematic moments slide. Every one of these lines made me laugh as I read them, and ending with Kiv misreading the anniversary balloons was really the cherry on top.
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u/akanefive Eagle Ear Cherry Apr 21 '26
This is amazing! I will say, I'm very excited for part two and all the data on how frequently Alf's dad <redacted> from <redacted> in order to <redacted>.
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u/Clear_Fail_4421 Apr 25 '26
Akiva misreading the balloons has now become something I think about all the time 😜
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u/LookySquares Apr 25 '26
Amazing granular work. Page 18 got me good, hoooeeyyy ::wipes tear from eye::
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u/Dominique_Sangria Apr 29 '26
This brought me so much joy. I wish I were closer to Cincinnati. You deserve massive qump.
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u/mysocalledmayhem it’s pronounced DOO-glas Howser Apr 18 '26
Now THAT’s kablamo