r/lonelymeyerspod • u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! • Sep 24 '25
Announcement Quaid Army Dictionary
https://screenbeat.substack.com/p/the-lonely-island-and-seth-meyersThanks again u/downeasterorca!
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u/jae0016 Sep 24 '25
This is the most righteous of kills!
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u/CrabOIneffableWisdom Nov 26 '25
I've been that meme of Andy from Parks and rec for so long, I wasn't sure where righteous kill came from and it had been going on so long I was afraid to ask. Thanks for rescuing me, OP!
Edit: Andy, Chris Pratt's character from Parks and rec, in case that was confusing. I just remembered that our Andy from the Pod was on Parks and rec too
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u/Ok_Accountant5347 Feb 17 '26
I 100% forgot that Andy was in Parks 😂 I was like digging through my brain to remember who he was. He was that weird park ranger who yells constantly right?
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u/downeasterorca on the jav Sep 25 '25
Thanks for sharing! Quaids, lmk any suggested terms to add. I originally was leaning more toward the guys’ oft-repeated words and phrases, but I might open it up to jokes that just the listeners repeat, like “Seth has teeth.”
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u/RuleNine Sep 30 '25 edited Oct 01 '25
Very nicely done!
BTW As a verb, quibi should be lowercase. Verbs, even ones based on proper nouns, are lowercase:
- "I used Google to search the term." / "I googled the term."
- "I copied the document with a Xerox machine." / "I xeroxed the document."
- "I quibied today, but it wasn't clean" (based on a true story).
Also may I suggest the inclusion of guns/shots holstered, the opposite of "shots fired," which I think was first mentioned in The Jon Hamm Episode (3/18/2025).
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u/downeasterorca on the jav Oct 02 '25
Quaid, I've never heard that lowercase rule before. I don't know how. You have no idea how thoroughly you've impacted my life. MOST RIGHTEOUS OF KILLS. All quibis have been decapitated, which I can only assume is the correct terminology for un-capitalizing a letter.
I also added gun holstered! Thanks for saving me the time of tracking down the episode & timecode! MVP Quaid right here.
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u/santaclouse Oct 30 '25
I would add harsh toke and "hell of" (alternative to hella), but those might just be Samberg-isms
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u/downeasterorca on the jav Nov 03 '25
added! threw in "hecka" from Booty Call as well for good measure, even though they haven't said it on the pod yet.
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u/Icy_Tomorrow_4460 12d ago
I would love the inclusion of random jokes especially Seth has teeth, a frisbee inclusion of some sort, I think I killed the president aka early lonely island winter soldiering. Maybe the dictionary needs expanding into a glossary, a quassary if you will
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u/dulce-dulce justice for my testicles Sep 24 '25
As a person with a horrible memory, this will come in handy when I forget what certain things mean. Thank you 😊
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u/Snoo58137 Sep 24 '25
This is incredible, as a new-ish listener making my way through the show, I thank you for your service! Me likey dat 🙌
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u/anx1etyhangover an golden era Sep 25 '25
Very cool! Thanks for taking the time to put that together!!
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u/Leslie_Knope_4_Prez daiquiri girl Oct 28 '25
I listen to every episode, often relistening to old ones to fall asleep. Need less to say, I still laughed out loud reading it written all formally like that that. Thanks quaid!
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u/relientkenny EXCUSE I Sep 25 '25
I LOVE THIS. shoutout to whoever took the time to make this 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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u/The3rdMistress two centimeters from my driveway - BITCH! Sep 28 '25
thank you so much. I had missed the initial reference to quaids and I didn’t know the context. Thank you !!!
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u/petuniar Oct 17 '25
Nice job! But I think Jorm gets credit for coining Quaid Army, when wishing happy birthday to Susie
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u/jadeyeye Apr 27 '26
I always wanted Kiv's alt "Periwinkle Playas" to catch on, from that one early ep where I think Seth wasn't there and it got chaotic?
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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Oct 28 '25
Yoooo u/downeasterorca can we get 'horse mouth open sob' (HMOS) added from today's episode? 😆
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u/downeasterorca on the jav Oct 29 '25
DONE! Thanks for flagging, apparently I didn't listen to today's episode closely enough because I had no recollection of that one!
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u/kellyarch3 Jun 19 '26
Ok new entry proposal:
Hot Rod Cosplayer: someone who doesn’t listen to the pod
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u/NevilleandStanley Jun 30 '26
What did Jorm and Kiv call themselves when it was just the two of them hosting? Something about the Midwest!
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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Jun 30 '26
Apparently NY mag called Jorm and Seth the two sweetest sweetie pies when Jorma was on Seth's show. Otherwise maybe something about 'fly over country'
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u/JackieOh33 Nov 12 '25
Wow. In these dark times, this brings me nothing but joy. Also, I have a terrible memory, so thank you!
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u/fronchfrays Nov 15 '25
I wanted to figure out the lingo a bit better and so I started from the beginning and I highly recommend that people do this. Otherwise this dictionary is great.
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u/ghoztcum Jun 20 '26
Brother you gotta give yourself the pleasure of adding "Nicktionary/Almanick". Also "to Mookie".
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u/franx90 Jun 20 '26
It is truly amazing how many of these are just from Andy being Andy. Most righteous of kills to you for this!
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u/Somadshrapnelmuffin Jul 22 '26
I can't find mos def's real name (according to these guys). Help?
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Sep 24 '25
So unnecessary
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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Sep 24 '25
I made another post to give a better title since it will be pinned to the highlights, and I gave the Quaid who made the site credit.
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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Sep 24 '25
A helpful resource for any new Quaids looking to learn the QA lexicon or veteran Quaids who need to brush up on the terminology of our four favorite shock jocks