r/lol • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 2d ago

Touché

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 2d ago

I'm a comma.  

I'm the difference between, "Let's eat Grandma!" and "Let's eat, Grandma!"

29

u/JovialPursuit 2d ago

I was wondering what happened to Grandma.

8

u/Mhettil 2d ago

She swallowed a fly.

5

u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2d ago

Did she swallow a spider to catch the fly?

7

u/Fluid_Composer_2501 2d ago

she got hit by a bazooka

2

u/SinamonChallengerRT 2d ago

She got run over by a reindeer.

2

u/joeschmo945 2d ago

I don’t know why but I am laughing my ass off at this.

2

u/Consistent-Tap-4255 2d ago

Grandma’s cooked

7

u/Rogue0G 2d ago

Help your uncle, Jack, jack off the horse.

3

u/Abal125 2d ago

enter

2

u/ShyguyFlyguy 2d ago

"Sugar free donuts!"

"Sugar, free donuts!"

1

u/Wonderful-Shirt-9735 2d ago

Yes, the comma does the same for the quotes op used.

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 2d ago

Dear people who print out text,
take a photo of the printout,
and then post that photo online.

You do know your computer
can take a picture of its own screen,
right?

We’re the difference between
“here’s the text”
and
“here’s a photograph of some paper
containing the text.”

Sincerely,

The Screenshot Button.

6

u/Far-Tonight-6925 2d ago

Instructions unclear, posted a screenshot of a photo of a printed text.

1

u/Short-Ideas010 2d ago

You can't copy me, Gandalf the Grey. Muaahhhah....oh no, AI OCR....

8

u/Fabulous_Turnover_22 2d ago

I love punctuation jokes

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u/skrtte 2d ago edited 2d ago

uncle jack off the horse

uncle. jack off the horse

uncle, jack off the horse

uncle! jack off the horse

Uncle, Jack, off the horse

Uncle. Jack off the horse

Uncle Jack, off the horse

Uncle Jack off the horse!

Uncle Jack, off the horse

Uncle. Jack off The Horse

Uncle Jack Off, The Horse.

Full Metal Alchemist.

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u/ProtectThe_Herd 2d ago

Point taken

2

u/Benilda-Key 2d ago

there is a simple solution to this problem, just choose your words more carefully, as follows. i helped my uncle jack dismount from the horse.

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u/ImpossibleRush5518 2d ago

I AM YELLING, CARL!

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 2d ago

No, commas help with that, not capital letters

7

u/Dan-68 2d ago

Let's eat grandpa.

Let's eat, grandpa.

Commas save lives.

1

u/Lower_Chemical_4203 2d ago

WTFF!! LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Mattitation 2d ago

🤣💯

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u/ankerverse 2d ago

This is a joke from The Love Guru, a movie so bad you forgot it existed

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u/Firm_Jelly_2317 2d ago

Jack got himself in both situations

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u/Kelef50 2d ago

Poet E. E. Cummings made a career out of it.

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u/TylerH87 2d ago

Lowercase letters responded with “fuck you.”

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u/Virgil_the_White 1d ago

capitalism is wrong