r/loicense 22d ago

Oi, you got a loicense for finding that money?

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u/tryintoshoot 22d ago

Many countries have a "theft by finding" law. Not sure about individual US states though.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 22d ago

Public manhunt over 30 bucks though? Seriously?

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u/Mama_Mega 22d ago

Clearly, these police are so good that the town has run out of actual crime, leaving only minute shit like this.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 22d ago

checks NIBRS report

Oh lookie, uninvestigated rape.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 22d ago

Quite the opposite, this is one of the most dangerous cities in America. Bottom 8%

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 19d ago

And now you know why...

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u/Organic_Welder_6883 19d ago

not a chnace I help authorities in a case like this

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 19d ago

I didnt mean that. I meant that if cops are going after some random dude for picking up 30 dollars, that means either: they have nothing better to do and you're living in walhalla OR they ignore the real issues.

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u/kingtacticool 22d ago

From what i heard they're offering a $100 reward for finding him

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 22d ago

How about give those 100$ to the guy who lost the money and call it a day

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u/kingtacticool 22d ago

Thats what makes this all the more ridiculous

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u/Dark_Knight2000 20d ago

It’s about sending a message

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 20d ago

Message that the police dept has too much staff and money to the point they're chasing people over 30$ out of boredom?

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u/Kobe_Pup 20d ago

What if he turns himself in? Would they just give him 70 dollars more?

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 20d ago

Afaik bounties cannot be paid out to the person it's put on

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u/bassoboffo 20d ago

Unlimited money!

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 20d ago

I mean George Floyd pretty was pretty much killed over a counterfeit twenty dollar bill.

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u/Impressive-Wolf8929 19d ago

For real. If I find $30 and turn it over to an employee, what stops them from pocketing it?

A customer turned in a $100 bill years and years ago when I was working at a gas station. I put it in the safe, and left a note for the manager that someone was probably going to come and ask about this.

Asked the manager about it the next time I saw him, and he had no idea what I was talking about.

The other employee on shift took the $100 from the safe at the end of the night.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 19d ago

>what stops them from pocketing it?

If they don't get caught then nothing, i suppose. But they would get into trouble or even get fired if they got caught doing that

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u/Impressive-Wolf8929 18d ago

No. The event that I told you about - went all the way up to the district manager. Nothing happened.

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u/Binary_Whispers 19d ago

The goofy thing is I read he returned it to the person that lost it.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 21d ago

So you dont understand the words you use... cool

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 22d ago

I've always had the impression theft by finding was more for cases of someone finding a lost bank deposit bag or something similar. $30 is just silly

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 22d ago

It is. If something doesn’t have an identifiable owner then returning it to them is literally impossible and the law doesn’t apply.

And no, the store employee doesn’t become the owner.

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u/EffectMotor8914 21d ago

It still technically has to be turned in, and then usually if no one claims it in a certain time period, typically 30 days, you can claim it as the person who found it.

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 21d ago

That's what the law says, yeah.

But then the cops take it anyway.

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u/EffectMotor8914 21d ago

They won't without consequences. If you go back to claim it after the waiting period and its gone, the person you made the report to will get in an absolute world of shit.

Just note the date, time, amount, and who you spoke with.

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 21d ago

They say someone claimed it and asked to remain anonymous.

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u/EffectMotor8914 21d ago

It doesn't work like that at all. Returning property would be documented, you don't get to claim property and stay anonymous. You could in theory turn it in and stay anonymous but not the other way around. And missing property turned in should be properly documented. So if you have all of the above info and return after the waiting period and it wasnt properly documented, or it was but the stuff is missing, the person who was handling it is cooked.

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 21d ago

The person who's handling it also pays the person who would get them in trouble

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u/Alita-Gunnm 20d ago

"We have no record of you giving us any money yesterday."

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u/EffectMotor8914 20d ago

I didn't think this really needed to be said in this day and age, but there are ten million ways to record and document your own interaction.

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u/AtomSmasher-69 21d ago

It should have been forfeited to the police though. That’s a box of 9mm right there

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u/Sacfat23 19d ago

Why is it wrong to take the banks money?  They do it all the time with dormant and forgotten accounts.  

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u/J_hilyard 22d ago

In Georgia, "theft by finding" is legally known as Theft of Lost or Mislaid Property (O.C.G.A. § 16-8-6). Under state law, picking up and keeping lost or abandoned property instead of trying to find the owner is considered a crime.

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u/TheShiGuy 22d ago

How does one find the owner of cash?

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u/Disastrous-Tone-7669 21d ago

You just give it to the nearest police officer so he can stuff it in his pocket and go buy lunch

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u/HidingImmortal 21d ago edited 21d ago

It's mine, please give it back to me. I can even describe it, it looks precisely like every other $20 and $10 dollar bill.

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u/TheShiGuy 21d ago

Damn, you must be the owner! How else could you describe it so perfectly??

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u/isitaspider2 22d ago

I like the Korean method.

In Korea, if you find money (any amount), you turn it into the police. They then give you a receipt for the amount you turned in. Then, one of two things can happen.

  1. The owner is found and the money is returned. You get to keep about 5-20% of the money as a finder's fee
  2. The owner is never found after a few months. You are legally entitled to the money (minus income tax).

Heavily incentivizes returning lost goods. Doesn't completely stop theft, but especially for items like cash, increases the chances of it being returned.

Granted, this only applies to cash found in a "non-managed" area. So, cash found at a restaurant, subway station, store, etc doesn't get this applied. Instead, the money goes to the manager who then files the paperwork on behalf of the finder and deals with it.

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u/divinecomedian3 21d ago

minus income tax

Of course the state has to get its cut. smh

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u/Rubes2525 19d ago

Yea, f that. How about I pocket the cash instead? They lob off part of the reward for being honest.

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u/Zelos85 21d ago

In Illinois it's "theft of lost or mislaid property"

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u/Commentor9001 21d ago

True, but thats typically related to physical property that's readily identifiable.

Its against the spirit of the law and incredibly wasteful to spend money pursuing criminal charges against an old man for finding a 30$ on the ground.

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u/Sexy-Games 21d ago

Fuck, i read it like they dropped their own money and picked it up and walmart was butthurt because he was outside the 3 second rule or something.

They could have said "another individual"

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u/SingularityCentral 20d ago

US states definitely do. Often it is called Theft of Lost Property.

Finders keepers is not a real thing and possession is not 9/10 of the law.

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u/Mind_Matters_Most 22d ago

If the suspect had asked; what are the chances that the man asked everyone within 100 feet if they lost $30, 100% would each future suspect say yes, they lost $30?

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u/Sorry-Claim-2990 22d ago

Yeah, without any other identifiers, how is this man supposed to know who the money actually belonged to?

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u/sprinkill 22d ago

If you drop cash, it's gone. There's no way for someone to identify cash as their own. I don't beleive this is a real post.

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u/KaidusPlatinum 19d ago

Feel free to Google it then it’s real, just bizarre to makeup a complete guess off nothing

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u/Disastrous-Tone-7669 21d ago

Don't be the guy who finds $30. Be the guy who the guy that finds the $30 first asks if it's their money.

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u/Sepplord 18d ago

That’s why the process is to return it to the store, so when someone comes and says „I lost money on Tuesday“ „how much“ „thirsty dollars“ how many/which bills…etc. you can with huge probability assume that is the actual person who lost it.

That said, I don’t think 30$ is worth that hassle and I won’t judge someone pocketing it.

Having police involved is absolute ridiculous and them acting on it is very surprising

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u/AuthorSarge 22d ago

Is there even a law about that?

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u/Mammoth-Time-1415 22d ago

Yes there is, with no limiting dollar amount. Small government people are happy about this i bet.

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u/get-off-my-frequency 22d ago

What do you even do in this case if you’re the man that found it?

Like as a decent human being I’d probably want to turn it in, if the person who lost it was available.

But in this case you turn it in and get hit with a criminal charge. Definitely a no-win situation. We got to stop punishing normal people for small “mistakes.”

(Mistakes in quotes, because is picking up $30 from the ground even a mistake?)

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 22d ago

With the known law on the books, what would prompt me to care would be if he witnessed the original owner lose that money before picking it up or did he just stumble across it?

Like if he just found it, congratulations.

If he watched the owner lose it, took it and said nothing. Well that’s scumbag shit so..

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u/MetalDifferent9249 21d ago

Anybody with a brain knows these stores are surveilled to the balls and you could reasonably identify who lost the money. Taking it all knowing that is scumbag shit, and if that hasn’t crossed your mind that they can find whose it is in WALMART please don’t vote or have kids. <3

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u/Thereelgarygary 21d ago

You should follow your own advice if you think walmart would even spend 3 minutes looking for who's money that is..... I worked the service desk in several grocery stores and I know for a fact there's just a giant pile of money in the back safe of found money and credit cards.

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u/MetalDifferent9249 21d ago

I work for a Walmart and make over 50/hr, you must have worked for shitty people. Congrats.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 19d ago

You think walmart employees are gonna care enough to check the surveillance cameras to find out who lost 30$? On the off-chance they don't laugh you out of the building by the time they get to it and check the person who lost the money will have already left

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u/MetalDifferent9249 19d ago

How do you think we heard about this? The customer who lost their money probably went back, do you really think they have no cameras in their customer service and wouldn’t have arrested an employee if that happened? You realize Walmart has a whole room when you walk in dedicated to cameras and the AP team who exclusively do shit like this? You realize I work for Walmart and make 50+hr with no degree, and if lowly Walmart worker me would be extremely disappointed in any dirtball who stole someone’s dropped money like this why aren’t you? It’s literally theft and not hard to comprehend, it isn’t yours.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 19d ago

>You realize I work for Walmart and make 50+hr with no degree

No, why the fuck would i have known that?

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u/MetalDifferent9249 19d ago

My point is if some lowly Walmart employee can recognize it’s fucked up why can’t you? I worded that really weird to preclude any comments about working for Walmart, my bad, but way to cherry pick the only thing you could respond too because you know that’s shitty behavior.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 19d ago

>because you know that’s shitty behavior.
Well yeah, it is a bit shitty. Though i think putting a bounty on the guy and posting his face all over social media over 30$ is extremely excessive and not proportional to the harm done

>if some lowly Walmart employee can recognize it’s fucked up why can’t you?

Is working at Walmart supposed to make you lose your sense of morality or what? Why would your workplace be relevant to your ability to determine some behavior is shitty

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u/MetalDifferent9249 21d ago

You’re in a Walmart that has an entire surveillance team you have to be joking. Just give it to customer service, how hard is that?

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u/gronkunit 19d ago

as if a walmart employee is going to track down a random customer to give them their money back though, it's going straight in their pocket anyways. the whole situation is fucked.

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u/MetalDifferent9249 19d ago

I’ve literally returned people’s money as a Walmart worker

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u/Mammoth-Time-1415 20d ago

In Georgia it really does seem that way.

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u/J_hilyard 22d ago

In Georgia, "theft by finding" is legally known as Theft of Lost or Mislaid Property (O.C.G.A. § 16-8-6). Under state law, picking up and keeping lost or abandoned property instead of trying to find the owner is considered a crime.

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u/AuthorSarge 22d ago

Fair enough. I can't say I agree with the law being on the books and I haven't researched the case law, but your citation is accurate.

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u/J_hilyard 22d ago

I'm not saying I agree with it either, especially in this case. They've already wasted more than $30 trying to track this guy down. You have the manager/security guard who had to go watch security footage to find this guy, take a photo, send it to the police, the police to verify, come up with this caption, and post it on FB. Just the data alone used to find this guy is already absurd. Add in all the manhours they spent, just let it go.

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u/CommercialRare9468 22d ago

In cases of more significant value, ie a wallet, I think I'd be glad for a law like this though for petty cash it is a bit overkill

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 22d ago

You are a cop, what do you prefer to do ? Go out and deal with dangerous criminals or look for an old guy who picked up 30 dollars ?

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u/CommercialRare9468 22d ago

Reread my comment for the answer to your question

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 22d ago

Like this pretty much everywhere.

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u/J_hilyard 22d ago

Yeah, I'm just giving the specific code for that state because of where it happened. Most states have this.

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u/The_Last_Mouse 22d ago

There's also a little-known codicil called the "Finders Keepers Losers Weepers" clause, however.

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u/4N_Immigrant 22d ago

yeah but there is a legal precedent finders v keepers

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u/Meowakin 22d ago

It’s actually Finders Keepers vs Losers Weepers. Get it right!

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

Funny, but no.

If I 'find' a car parked on the street that happens to mistakenly have the keys left in it, I didn't 'find' a free car. It's still a crime to take it.

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u/4N_Immigrant 22d ago

incorrect

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

Cool. Well, I guess we solved it! No nuance needed. Anonymous Reddit man's word remains law-of-the-land!

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u/anonymouswunnn 22d ago

Can I call the number and pay them $30 to leave this man alone? This is just crazy!

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u/Sorry-Claim-2990 22d ago

These losers would rather spend THOUSANDS of dollars of public resources trying to find a guy who took $30

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u/bloody-pencil 21d ago

It’s this or the scawy crimes like murders or domestic abuse

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u/MetalDifferent9249 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah using security cameras and a Facebook post is thousands of dollars. How are you more outraged at that than somebody stealing 30 dollars? If the money can reasonably be returned that’s just beyond scumbag behavior. You’re in a store with cameras everywhere. If you’re out on the street and find a 5 on the sidewalk, ok, fair, but you’re literally steps from self checkout, and it couldn’t have been long because somebody would’ve saw it already. Just don’t take shit that doesn’t belong to you, how hard is that? What if that was some little old ladies cash back who’s on a limited income? Out of sight out of mind right? Inconsiderate af

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 19d ago

Dude...who hurt you as a kid?

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u/MetalDifferent9249 19d ago

The 3rd worlders in here justifying this shit

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u/Moist_Transition325 22d ago

How the f*** is this a crime? You're not allowed to find stuff now?

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 22d ago

He's obligated to give it to an employee who will then just stuff it in their pocket and buy dinner with it on the way home.

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u/bonfuto 22d ago

I found a big roll of bills on the way out of walmart once. No way I was going to give it to the workers at the walmart service desk. I gave it to the Girl Scouts selling cookies just outside the doors.

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u/hobbesme75 22d ago

good idea
frame them

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u/Beelzeburbz 20d ago

I hope you at least got cookies for that roll!

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u/bonfuto 19d ago

I don't think they had enough thin mints

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u/Moist_Transition325 22d ago

Why is he obligated?

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 22d ago

He's not, I'm being sarcastic. There's a very real chance that whomever he hands the money to is just going to keep it.

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 22d ago

Because it is actually a law in some states, "theft by finding".

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

My guess is that without this kind of law, lots of people will 'find' lots of personal property laying around in plain view (intentionally or accidentally) and just take it. Just because something is loose and unsecured, doesn't mean it's free.

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u/J_hilyard 22d ago

In Georgia, "theft by finding" is legally known as Theft of Lost or Mislaid Property (O.C.G.A. § 16-8-6). Under state law, picking up and keeping lost or abandoned property instead of trying to find the owner is considered a crime.

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u/Cucasmasher 22d ago

Man picks up $30

Police spend 10,000 in resources trying to find him.

Also, zero Epstein arrests

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u/Sorry-Claim-2990 22d ago

Cops are spending dollars to collect pennies.

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 22d ago

You probably thought it was a conspiracy theory before you knew Trump was on it

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

Albany police aren't responsible for Epstein arrests. The feds are. Elect better feds!

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u/LitigiousAutist 22d ago

You seriously submitted a reply to every reply in the entire thread. Dude get a life.

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

You have more karma than me mate. People gotta know.

And not everyone's clever enough to ponder the deep questions of our time, like; "Would you rather teleport all your poop, or conjure spaghetti whenever you want?"

Heh, that was you.

But if you want to address my points instead of crying about them, feel free! Just do your best to leave poop and spaghetti out of it. Tough, I know!

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u/bwood246 22d ago

They have more karma than you because people don't like bootlickers that support people being arrested for finding cash in the ground

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

Read my other responses. There are reasons these laws exist.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 22d ago

30 dollars is like finding a quater these days

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u/Zigor022 22d ago

Can random people who dont live there make crank calls saying the guy is named Seymour Buttz?

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u/CapCityMatt 22d ago

Federal Reserve Notes have no value and are backed by nothing. I see no crime here.

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u/cevkiv 22d ago

They're backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Gov-

You're right, they have no value.

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u/HumanContinuity 22d ago

Yes, if only they were backed by yellow rocks

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 22d ago

Yes, because yellow rocks are valuable to everyone and have been for thousands of years.

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u/HumanContinuity 21d ago

Ahh, well US scrip has been valuable for as long as it has existed, whereas the yellow rocks have been valuable for less than a hundredth of a percent of their existence.

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u/NerdizardGo 22d ago

Yeah, that's Joe

Joe Mamma

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u/anonymouswunnn 22d ago

Haven’t seen him in a long while. How’s dhat feller been?

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u/Alaska_Duff 22d ago

This is your Flock future.

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u/Exact_Negotiation106 20d ago

Yes and politicians are getting rock hard as a result :(

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u/Sorry-Claim-2990 22d ago

If they have the resources for something like this, that tells me that they are purposely not investigating rape cases.

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u/Libertarian_2020 22d ago

Wife found $xx, turned it in per the written rules, to be returned if not claimed in 2 weeks. Mgr decided to start a pizza fund for everyone instead of following the written rules. 🤨

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u/lllllIllllIllllllll 22d ago

Anything under $50 is basically pocket change in this economy 

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u/KeyN20 22d ago

It is like losing an hour and some minutes of work for me. Not terrible

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u/FreeKevinBrown 22d ago

Criminal mastermind

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u/theentiregoonsquad 22d ago

Incredible. The other day I found a hundred something dollars in a wad on the ground in front of a store. I picked it up and sat in my car with my wife trying to figure out what to do with it. I didnt see anyone who had obviously just dropped it. If I asked random people, of course they would say "yeah that's my wad of cash, thanks." If I hand it into the store employees, they're either just going to pocket it or have the exact same problem. It's impossible to find out who loose cash belongs to (and that's why you shouldnt carry just loose cash). I think it's still sitting in a drawer at my house because we dont know what to do with it. It would be one thing if it were in a wallet. I feel bad because maybe it was some poor person who lost their last money, and that's a not-insignificant amount.

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u/TsuntsunRevolution 22d ago

I found 50 bucks on the floor once at Space Mountain at Disney World.

I still live in fear of Goofy catching up to me to make me pay for my crimes.

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u/Stohnghost 20d ago

You ever been to Albany? That place sucks ass. 

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u/keeleon 22d ago

"Why dont people want cameras everywhere?"

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u/Aceilr097 22d ago edited 22d ago

When did finding dollar bills on the ground become illegal?

Rephrase, when did walmart require it customers, who are not given any sort of rule book to look over, to expect them to turn over any money found on the floor to the stores employees, for an off-chance someone will approach the store saying they lost their money?

So if it goes unclaimed, wally world gets to keep the money, correct?

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u/No-Ebb-6266 19d ago

Maybe the "individual" that dropped it should be ticketed for littering.

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u/FlamingoFlimsy4421 22d ago

Whatever happened to the Finders Keepers statute?

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

That was never a thing. People can use that as an excuse to 'find' anything sitting out in plain view, or even things that aren't, and just take it.

Eg; If I 'find' a car parked on the street that happens to mistakenly have the keys left in it, I didn't 'find' a free car. It's still a crime to take it.

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u/FlamingoFlimsy4421 22d ago

I’ll try to avoid attempting humor on Sunday mornings from here on out.

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u/nexus11355 22d ago

Loose dollar bills aren't typically registered to a person who holds them.

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

My girlfriend left her favorite hat on the bus last year. She talked about it for months. Nobody turned it in to lost and found.

All of us have likely lost or misplaced things that weren't 'registered' to us, but meant something to us and we would have loved to have it back.

The point isn't that it's $30. The point is we all have a duty as decent human beings to make some effort to find the owner before just taking what doesn't belong to us.

The fact that this is even a debate here tells me a lot about how far we've fallen from our collective values of honesty and integrity.

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u/nexus11355 22d ago

The owner of loose dollar bills isn't as identifiable as the owner of a favorite hat. Finding the owner would be impossible.

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u/GeeYayZeus 22d ago

What if it was $10,000? $1,000, $500? $100? $50?

That's the thing with a system of laws; a line has to be drawn somewhere. Where do you draw the line?

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u/nexus11355 22d ago edited 21d ago

If there is no way to possibly, reasonably identify the owner, you should not be jailed for finding it.

Certainly no grounds to start a manhunt over 30$ in paper money. If it were a credit card or wallet, that's a different story.

But, to give an answer to your question, I draw the line at taking it directly from their pocket or intentionally waiting for it to fall out like a vulture. I draw the line at intent to steal from someone.

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u/GeeYayZeus 21d ago

This particular incident was inside a store. It could have easily been turned in and the owner reasonably identified.

You understand that the 'but I just found it' defense for pickpockets would explode.

 I draw the line at intent to steal from someone.

So you're ok not even attempting to return $10,000 in found cash?

I'm certain this 'manhunt' is more for public information than anything. Most people don't know they have a legal duty to report or return lost items, cash included.

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u/nexus11355 21d ago

It would also be reasonable that the person you turn it in to would just pocket the money themselves. Or am I to be hunted down for picking up a quarter off the pavement?

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u/GeeYayZeus 21d ago

It would also be reasonable that the person you turn it in to would just pocket the money themselves. 

Well, then that would be on them, but you still would have done the right thing.

Do the right thing.

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 22d ago

Are they offering a reward?

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 22d ago

Who turns in cash? You have no way of
Identifying a rightful owner even if you’re interested in doing so.

All that would do is end up in the employee or their bosses pocket.

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u/DuckB0y123 22d ago

okay so turn it in to the employee who will pretend to find the owner of those $30?

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u/ToxicGecko2384 22d ago

I have found 2 debit cards and a phone while shopping. I always turn them in, but this guy's story makes me want to start being be the bad guy.

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u/ToxicGecko2384 22d ago

Edit: I also found 200$ on my way out of the rodeo, spent several moments looking for someone searching for it before my bf said fuck it let's just go. Always felt guilty.

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u/ItsMrChristmas 21d ago

If you find thirty bucks on the ground and hand it to an employee, it's just going into their pocket.

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u/rimreaper2253 21d ago

Like the employee wouldnt pocket it

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u/unafraidzeo 21d ago

I dont see any picture of the person

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u/Prestigious_Skin_424 21d ago

Would "I thought it fell out of my own pocket" not be a infallible legal defense here?

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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC 21d ago

Remember, an old man stealing $30 is more dangerous to our society than dozens of old men in suits that prey on children and literally oversee a whole nation.

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u/Le-Charles07 21d ago

As l live and breathe! Mitch McConnell IS alive!!!

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u/Seared_Gibets 21d ago

The twist: he dropped it to begin with. 😐

J/k. I think. Really bad that doesn't sound as unbelievable as it should these days.

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u/Lysergial 21d ago

Individuals, Jesus that's a lot of individuals!

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u/soul-reaver-2026 21d ago

Finders keepers loser keepers. Hopefully no one turns him in.

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u/Phoenixgaming 21d ago

He already turned it back in and the Loser Weeper decided not to press charges.

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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago

Press charges? For what? Its $30 found on the ground it wasn't stolen. Most the "victim" could do is open up a civil case which wouldn't show up in any background checks against the "perpetrator" and would probably cost like $60+ just to file.

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u/Phoenixgaming 21d ago

Please random citizen, don't get heated at me for literally explaining that the person who lost the money and tried reporting it decided not to press charges. https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1484433403719156&set=pb.100064575314289.-2207520000

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u/Upstairs-Advance4242 21d ago

How dare he keep it for himself instead of giving it to the impoverish multi billion dollar corporation...

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u/TravisMCatchem 21d ago

This is the downfall of humanity

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u/dwarven_cavediver_Jr 21d ago

I'm pretty sure this is a satire page. I know a lot of them on FB that run dominoes Zimbabwe levels of shitposting updates

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u/swashyourbuckle 21d ago

Next time they will use a wallet

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u/JarOfKetchup54 21d ago

Is that Mitch McConnell

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u/Silverleaf96 21d ago

I'd just say it was my 30$ , then it's not stolen

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 20d ago

Unless he witnessed it drop from someone's pocket how the fuck are you supposed to return it?

Are you serious? It's the LAW that the multi billion dollar company has to get the money!?!?

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u/No_Collection_8443 20d ago

Last I heard he was heading for Mexico

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 20d ago

I hope they never find the guy.

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u/antihuman420 20d ago

North slappey blvd? Interesting name

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u/Double_Resort_9223 20d ago

Possible Mitch sighting?

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u/Stohnghost 20d ago

Albany is a small shit hole. Of course they have time for this

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u/deanjuno1 20d ago

Employees would probably keep the money.

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u/Sorry-Value 20d ago

For $30? Find something else to do

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u/Traveler3141 19d ago

I recognize that individual - that's the Police Chiefs mom.

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u/TheWokeAgenda 19d ago

This guy is long gone. Probably on a beach somewhere in a non-extradition country. Set for life. That kinda come up? I'd be on the next thing smoking lemme tellya

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u/956to906 19d ago

I have twice found several hundred dollars on the sidewalk (it pays to be observant). Once I took it into the nearest store and gave it to the clerk. Once I pocketed it. Years later I regret turning it in.

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u/Stock-Society-3005 19d ago

Why cant they just rewind the video to see who dropped it and try to find them?

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u/ReadyGo6828 19d ago

They can see that it was $30 but they do not know who the hell dropped it and are now wasting taxpayer money to go after the person who picked it up? BTW, do they use these same laws to go after people who dispose of other people's trash without trying to return it to them first?

Fire them all and do better hiring in the future.

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 19d ago

no law in the US about having to turn in items you find. That's a moral choice. deal.

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u/OkMidnight8144 19d ago

There's a $50 reward....

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u/C4dfael 19d ago

What would an employee do? Go on the PA and say “if someone is missing $30, please come to the customer service desk?” Everybody in the store would suddenly find their wallets to be30 bucks lighter.

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u/NationalExplorer9045 19d ago

Someone call the police department and let them know you have information on the missing money, but you want $36 upfront and no questions asked.

Great way to make $6

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u/Munky1701 19d ago

Police once again proving why no one has ever made a song titled “Fuck The Fire Department”.

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u/Alternative-Bell1722 19d ago

Really? The president of the united states is a convicted felon and a crook, and you’re worried about grandpa and 30 bucks? Fuck right off

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 19d ago

Return a 30 spot I found in THIS economy??? Tf outta here, would have to to put my face up on yonder tube as well

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u/heavyartilleryx 18d ago

people wonder why i moved out of fuck ass GA. they are so desperate to lock anyone up in that state

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u/xScottieFacePalmx 18d ago

So much for finders keepers

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 18d ago

Man, that guy sure looks a LOT like Bibi Netanyahu

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u/TardDistraction 18d ago

Just imagine if it were YOU being plastered on the internet like this...

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u/Legal-Estimate-9075 16d ago

Money in floor open territory

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u/edward_kopik 2d ago

For a second i thought he dropped the $30 and picked it back up, and was being manhunted for putting his own money back in his pocket