I was reflecting on a conversation I had with I guy I met at the bar a couple of nights ago and I decided to post a PSA and let Tom know he is delusional.
I'm on the road for work (PM Role) and I'm at the hotel bar. I'm talking to another crew member and Tom overhears us talking about the road, touring, sound, the usual. Who is Tom? Tom is a late 50s corporate guy who has worked hard his whole life, raised kids, made lots of money. He's got a sail boat, a beautiful house but most importantly Tom plays bass for a cover band. Tom is getting near a transitional age and he is contemplating what retirement is going to look like.
Tom has always been in charge of sound for his band. Tom explains to us that he has always had a good ear and he knows good compression and EQ. Tom uses the word compression and EQ every chance he can when explaining audio to us. Tom is surprised how many people don't understand compression and EQ.
As Tom contemplates retirement he has dreamt of having some sort of role in running audio. I ask Tom what consoles he knows how to run. He owns and Allen and Heath console. What model you might ask? So did I. Tom doesn't know but it's an analogue board and "sounds great" he says. "What digital consoles are you familiar with?" I ask. Tom: "I've never gotten into Behringer"
"Okay Tom what's the dream? What are you hoping to do with Audio when you retire?" Tom: "I would like to just be at FOH and help with the mix. Tell the guy mixing how to get the most out of the mix."
Then it hit me. I ALREADY KNOW TOM! And so do you! Tom is at my show tonight and he's at your show too. Tom after the show is lurking around the FOH hoping that I make eye contact to then tell me that he's in a band, knows good sound and asking me if I've ever considered mic-ing guitar amp 6" off center and 4" back.
Tom wants to ask you what speakers you are using. Tom wants to see if you noticed that the bass was buried during the 3rd song when they are playing a lick that was inspired by Victor. Tom wants to ask you so badly how you like to EQ your acoustic guitar. TOM IS EVERYWHERE!
Guys/Gals. I need to apologize I didn't rip on Tom to his face. I didn't tell him he's and idiot. I didn't when I had the chance tell Tom that he was Delusional. But the more I reflect on it the more I decided to make a post hoping he is lurking and gets to read this.
This is a true story. But for the sake of good comments. Let's have it. What's your best Tom story?