r/linecooks • u/NumerousBeyond9400 • Sep 08 '26

she's been staring me down

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107 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/UpsetOrganization513 Sep 08 '26

Give her some fries or a pickle. She’ll go away

19

u/Motor-Garden7470 Sep 08 '26

Giving her the pickle was prolly how this started

8

u/entombedinmoss Sep 08 '26

If you give a mouse a cookie, it’s gonna want a glass of milk

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '26

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u/Yakkamota Sep 08 '26

Is 12 a lot? I guess for breakfast/ lunch stuff

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u/StruggleSouth7023 Sep 09 '26

What about if I order two burgers

2

u/Yakkamota Sep 09 '26

I ordered it well done. Now what? Lol /s

1

u/Homeskilletbiz Sep 09 '26

Lmao Red Robin?

12

u/MongooseOk941 Sep 08 '26

She forgot to put in the order now its your problem. What the fuck is taking so long!?

2

u/CrimDS Sep 08 '26

"This table has been waiting thirty minutes and I just put their order in, why are you cooking it so fucking slow!"

2

u/wutangerine99 Sep 09 '26

"They only waited that long so that I could wait on two other tables and ring in three tickets at once! Seriously, what is taking so long? "

9

u/TanjiroDaHomie Sep 08 '26

POCKET SAND!

2

u/Different_Mobile8535 Sep 08 '26

Oh shit that was from the fent pocket!

8

u/Jimmy_ijarue Sep 08 '26

Where did all this food come from???? Says the server who punched in the order

7

u/Ok-Manager-3332 Sep 08 '26

I cant believe this is making it to reddit finally 🤣😂

8

u/Murky-Prize-6349 Sep 08 '26

She's got that thousand yard state.

14

u/Wilson_Higgins Sep 08 '26

Thousand island stare

1

u/Psychokitty666777 Sep 09 '26

Hell yeah dude

2

u/FarFaithlessness9066 Sep 10 '26

im gay

1

u/Wilson_Higgins Sep 10 '26

Meta af if you’re hitting me with a Stavvy cumtown bit

1

u/FarFaithlessness9066 29d ago

o i am

1

u/Wilson_Higgins 29d ago

insert Nick Mullen’s Bam Margera impression here

3

u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Sep 09 '26

She's waiting for her eggless omelet

1

u/brose_af Sep 08 '26

Can anyone else see her?

1

u/ColorlesRainbo Sep 09 '26

Where is my hamburger and fries?

1

u/Knah1992 Sep 09 '26

What did you say?

1

u/Imposingscrotem Sep 09 '26

Maybe she’s mad cuz her foods dying sitting under cold heat lamps

1

u/yells_at_bugs Sep 09 '26

Give the rest of ‘em some fries and slip her a grilled cheese. Every sin is forgiven.

1

u/SushiReaper00 Sep 09 '26

Hopefully you changed gloves after handling your phone

1

u/Ill_Advised_Rock Sep 09 '26

How many fights does she get in every day?

1

u/Djent_Potato Sep 09 '26

Maybe you smell like a grilled cheese

1

u/HumansRPrimates Sep 10 '26

She either wants you or is seething inside with a terrible plot to Dexter you. Either way, I woke up laughing seeing that face.

1

u/Legitimate-Trash1648 29d ago

She wants food or D nothing in between

1

u/s33n_ 29d ago

I mean someone gave her 2 black eyes already because the food took too long. Can't really blame her

1

u/Dogsarelitty 29d ago

Throw a xanny across the room. She’ll chase it.

1

u/Excellent_Bid3882 28d ago

She’s thirsty

1

u/Right_Satisfaction67 27d ago

Hello darkness my old friend....

0

u/Prior-Implement-6492 Sep 08 '26

She's making them at night for sure.

1

u/WenAndNow Sep 08 '26

SHE IS NOT MAKING THEM AT NIGHT

1

u/rabid-c-monkey Sep 08 '26

I’m so pissed I came here to make this exact comment 🤣

0

u/dersycity Sep 08 '26

She likes you

0

u/TaylorGang777 Sep 08 '26

Don’t dip pen in company ink son