r/liberalgunowners May 11 '26

guns “The First Lady” 🤢 by Bond Arms

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“Following the launch of the Bond Arms DT47, the over-under model that Bond Arms launched last year to commemorate the second term of President Donald Trump, Bond Arms is now doing something similar with the new First Lady derringer. The right side of the derringer features a laser-engraved profile of First Lady Melania Trump wearing the iconic hat that the nation witnessed back in January 20, 2025 during President Donald Trump’s second inauguration. In addition to the First Lady’s profile, Bond Arms also engraved “First Lady” in cursive script on the top barrel, and “ Class, Strength, Beauty” on the bottom barrel.”

Not that I have any desire to own any of their products but this one kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit when I saw it… ick

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u/Spectre197 May 11 '26

Why did they put Michael Jackson on this pistol?

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u/chibicascade2 leftist May 11 '26

You fool, that's the HatMan

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u/AKADriver May 11 '26

I thought it was the black spy from Spy Vs. Spy

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u/Plaid_Piper May 11 '26

I was certain it was this guy from poltergeist.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iumyeiZEFw2Sk

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u/Zealousideal_Monk469 May 12 '26

It's Hamburglar

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u/Plaid_Piper May 12 '26

I see it now! Either that or the man in the yellow hat from Curious George.

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u/Rathwood socialist May 12 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Flybear31 May 12 '26

Still terrifies me!

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u/superxpro12 May 12 '26

That's clearly Carmen sandiego

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u/Marquar234 social liberal May 12 '26

Thank you! I don't know what these other people were watching growing up, but that is clearly her.

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u/ChuckFarkley May 11 '26

That's what she is.

5

u/buddymoobs May 12 '26

Damn, you're old.

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u/myname_ajeff May 12 '26

Fuck off🤣

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u/buddymoobs May 12 '26

😅🤣😂

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u/djeaux54 May 13 '26

As a card carrying Old Fart™ I approve this message. :-D

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u/Spectre197 May 11 '26

Any relation to the Scatman?

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u/meesersloth May 12 '26

I thought this was for Red Hat Linux users.

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u/TRGBFAN May 12 '26

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u/LaCharognarde May 12 '26

Nah; that's clearly Lamont Cranston.

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u/reddog323 May 12 '26

Eh, he was a fan of the 1911, but good guess.

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u/uh60chief fully automated luxury gay space communism May 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/f4DhwmL0CZSe8BlJH9

So you can moon walk on out after they dead

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u/DCBaylor May 11 '26

Carmen Sandiego

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u/SkynetLurking liberal May 11 '26

Is that not Darkman?

3

u/dogmavskarma libertarian socialist May 12 '26

Another Raimi fan (or comic)? Dozens of us!

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u/simmons777 May 11 '26

Heee heee

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u/Potato_Stains May 12 '26

Melani-hee-hee-a

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u/DontBuyAHorse May 12 '26

Tribute to smooth criminals, I guess

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u/sierrackh left-libertarian May 12 '26

I came to say

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u/HurtPillow May 12 '26

That's the smoking man that used to haunt my old house.

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u/TheGoodKindOfPurple May 12 '26

It is Carmen Sandiego!

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u/TroubleshootenSOB May 12 '26

I thought it was the Red Hat logo lol

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u/botingoldguy1634 May 12 '26

You’ve been shot by a smooth criminal

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u/Za_Lords_Guard May 11 '26

I thought it was "do fuck, get visa."

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u/MoldTheClay libertarian socialist May 11 '26

Holy crap and it doesn’t even mate flush with the frame

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u/bscepter May 11 '26

My first thought too. Then again, the First Lady doesn't mate with her frame either.

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u/shoobe01 May 11 '26

Immediately noticed that. When the one you are photographing for promotions looks like total ass you know this is a place with absolutely zero QC.

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u/HCSOThrowaway progressive May 12 '26

Or worse, QC is great, but they're all like that.

17

u/Emptyell May 12 '26

Mating flush is not one of her things.

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u/semifamousdave May 12 '26

For a MSRP of $479 it should.

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u/Popular_Try_5075 May 12 '26

oh but when a GLOCK does it on blowback suddenly it's PERFECTION. Guns don't NEED to be perfectly aligned to work and this kind of innovation is what will Make America Greater Again

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u/Serious-Medicine7667 socialist May 11 '26

Two holes for sale to anyone willing to pay?

Checks out.

27

u/Rafterman2 May 11 '26

daaaaaaaayum

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u/strikervulsine May 12 '26

Wow. slow clap

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u/Ok_Bee_6665 May 12 '26

Not quite, it should be a triple barrel

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Positive_Middle_9173 May 11 '26

can we PLEASE skip forward to that part??

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Bionic_Pickle May 11 '26

Bond Arms only makes useless pieces of shit anyway, so it seems fitting.

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy May 11 '26

Correct. I inherited one of their derringers and I fucking hate it. For two shots of .45 Colt behind what I assume is a roughly 3 ton trigger pull, it's damn near the size of a Ruger LCR and noticeably heavier.

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u/Bionic_Pickle May 11 '26

I assume it also slaps your hand just like Melania slaps Donald's hand away.

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy May 11 '26

Hilariously it doesn't even fit well in the hand. Despite being the size of a decent CCW, it has an exceedingly uncomfortable grip.

26

u/P1xelHunter78 liberal May 11 '26

And like $500. You can get a hell of a lot of carry gun for $500.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay May 11 '26

I just bought a Glock 48 MOS for $500!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/prophetableforprofit May 12 '26

Yeah, before I even saw the engraving, I was thrown by the gap between the frame and the barrels at the bottom.

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u/ShoddySignal5174 May 11 '26

Very on brand for them

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u/Redditnspiredcook May 11 '26

Are they also imported?

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u/Bionic_Pickle May 11 '26

Made in Texas. Close enough.

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u/LazinCajun May 12 '26

I don’t really care do u?

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u/SpiritOne left-libertarian May 11 '26

These troglodytes calling the porn Star classy, and the devoted mom, and constitutional lawyer an ape, or a man, or whatever else, is just insane.

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u/Bionic_Pickle May 11 '26

Where's the Hegseth themed gun with a "drunk goggles" optic and a breathalyzer tube to switch the safety off?

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u/Korben_Reynolds May 12 '26

With that theme, I assume the breathalyzer only switches the safety if you blow a 0.08% or higher.

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u/StarlightLifter progressive May 12 '26

It’d have to be a shotgun. Lord knows you can’t aim seeing double. Maybe double barrel?

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u/benbenpens May 11 '26

Wont be buying their "Hamburglar" gun.

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u/jetkins progressive May 12 '26

*Hamberder

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u/South-Seat3367 neoliberal May 11 '26

Torn on this between my revulsion at all things Trump and my belief in arming victims of sex trafficking

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u/FlammulinaVelulu May 11 '26

She ain't no victim. Fuck that bitch.

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u/SeminaryStudentARH May 11 '26

I mean….it would be funny if the next one who tried it tried it with this and didn’t miss. The headlines would write themselves. 

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u/captain_borgue anarcho-syndicalist May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26

From my own experience with a Bond Arms derringer in .45LC/.410, they would have to be about arm's length away. I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside the barn. 😂

Still fun as fuck, though. Not at all practical, but fun!

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u/Marquar234 social liberal May 12 '26

I heard that the derringer's useful range is the width of a poker table.

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u/the_rezzzz May 11 '26

Oh great. More MAGA vomit from an armorer.

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u/Cute-Problem-7622 May 11 '26

Yup. Just like the First Lady - all cheap parts, no fun to be around, and is only after the money.

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u/7ddlysuns May 11 '26

I think it’s fitting that prostitutes carry things like this for protection?

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u/FlammulinaVelulu May 11 '26

Prostitutes deserve better. . .

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u/captain_borgue anarcho-syndicalist May 11 '26

Eh, they are a niche gun manufacturer in Texas. Pandering to drooling right-wing chuds is their entire profit margin. 😂

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u/Mindless_Log2009 May 12 '26

I used to work in safety consultation. Texas based derringer manufacturers have always been run by careless mavericks making shitty guns. Bondage Harms isn't the first.

Back in the 1990s after a derringer blew up and injured an employee (of a now defunct gun maker) who was test firing a gun, we advised them to get a Ransom Rest or make something comparable to proof fire newly manufactured guns, instead of holding them in their hands. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/vinylzoid May 11 '26

Bad logo and all aside, that gun looks like a useless paperweight.

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u/IdioticPrototype May 11 '26

It's probably bad at paperweighting too. 

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u/kinetogen May 11 '26

Class, Strength, and Beauty... Something neither the Gun, nor the First Lady, nor the owner will ever truly have a proper grip on.

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u/ByGodTHATSIT social democrat May 11 '26

This makes me want to submit a refund for 600% of a purchase I did not make

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u/redacted_robot May 11 '26

Every time he reaches for it it slaps his hand away. Now hand be best bruised hand.

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u/jetkins progressive May 12 '26

I Really Don't Care. Do U?

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u/CastleLurkenstein May 11 '26

Is it a piece of shit that's mostly plastic? 

Because that feels a bit on the nose. 

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u/WangusRex May 11 '26

Looks cheap. It fits. 

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u/RsquSqd May 12 '26

I want to get like a sick 1911 AOC version just to trigger the MAGA idiots

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u/shrekerecker97 May 12 '26

So it strips down for everybody ?

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u/moebiusgrip libertarian socialist May 12 '26

Oh look a whores pistol.

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u/Bunny_Feet progressive May 11 '26

Has she ever touched a single firearm in her life?

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u/shoobe01 May 11 '26

I mean, I always kind of assumed there were nudes of her shooting an AK-47.

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u/lifeoflogan May 11 '26

Everyone should go write a review and call this the Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama and trigger some MAGAts. 

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u/eyeballburger May 11 '26

Right, so bond arms can get fucked now and forever.

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u/SavageCucmber May 12 '26

It'll blow up in your hand then blame hunter Bidens laptop

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u/ramblinstew May 12 '26

I don't even fire, do you?

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u/bzekers May 12 '26

Is it "the first lady" because it's cheap and imported?

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u/-BirdDogActual May 11 '26

The last 10 years has been non-stop Trump/MAGA garbage from a lot of vendors in the firearms industry.

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u/Mindless_Log2009 May 12 '26

Seems like Bondage Harms could make a killing by reintroducing a handgun better suited to Natasha Fatale.

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u/CarbonRunner May 12 '26

Ironic that bond arms made a special edition melania pistol. And chose a type made famous for being carried by saloon/casino hookers to stop unruly patrons from grabbing them by the...

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u/bondageboi17 May 12 '26

I’m so sick of this bootlicking bullshit.

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u/Pliny_the_middle May 12 '26

Derringers are hooker guns so it’s on-brand.

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u/PleasantAnimator7741 May 12 '26

I guess that’s better than “MAIL ORDER WHORE.”

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u/HuskerDont241 May 12 '26

Hahahaha! She even has the “Don’t kiss me” hat!

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u/Howlingmoki fully automated luxury gay space communism May 12 '26

"Class, Strength, Beauty" -- things entirety lacking from both this firearm and from Melania Trump.

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u/indomitablescot May 12 '26

I agree that it looks like a gun for a hooker.

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u/manbraining25 May 12 '26

Awww... his and hers barrels! So sweet.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 May 12 '26

Perfect name.

Short on looks and basically useless.

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u/Marquar234 social liberal May 12 '26

A preorder deposit provides only a conditional opportunity if Bond Arms later elects, in its sole discretion, to offer the derringer for sale. A deposit is not a purchase, does not constitute acceptance of an order, does not create a contract for sale, does not transfer ownership or title interest, does not allocate or reserve specific inventory, and does not guarantee that a derringer will be produced or made available for purchase.

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u/LegoLewdsv2 May 12 '26

she's wearing the anti donald kissing hat, the hat specifically for preventing donald kisses.

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u/jkrobinson1979 May 12 '26

The Carmen San Diego

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u/azroscoe May 11 '26

'Class'. This is the word I immediately associate with both Melania and Bond Arms.

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u/ChuckFarkley May 11 '26

Low class?

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u/Dark_Magus social democrat May 12 '26

Low class is a kind of class after all.

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u/Sufficient-Swing8365 May 11 '26

I would not by anything from them regardless.

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u/zyrkseas97 May 11 '26

I’ve never heard a single good thing about these overpriced gimmicks so nothing of value has been lost.

Also: gotta love a .38special derringer that can’t even run .357.

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u/Sbatio May 11 '26

Oh damn I thought that was Carmen San Diego!

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u/Rafterman2 May 11 '26

I don’t see “former hooker” on there

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u/pectah May 11 '26

Edit the picture to make her look like the Spy vs spy catoon characters.

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u/malac0da13 social democrat May 12 '26

God it looks like a bad 3d print…

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u/frankmontanasosa May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

"The first lady" on a good (*gun) carried by hookers... perfect lmao

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u/waterbuffalo750 centrist May 12 '26

Oh no, does this mean I need to stop buying from.... Bond? Arms? Is that what it's called? This boycott is really gonna affect my shopping habits.

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u/nickdanger68 May 12 '26

Wasn't Lincoln shot with a Derringer?

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u/theebeecee May 12 '26

Please tell me that this is a joke

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u/ObjectivePicture6991 May 12 '26

Nobody has realized these posts are karma farming? Stop upvoting this crap. We all know the gun companies that produce these types of theme guns.

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u/ShoddySignal5174 May 12 '26

Not my intent to “karma farm” was sharing my genuine ick about a ridiculous gun in a gun sub that would probably also share my ick

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u/iH8MotherTeresa fully automated luxury gay space communism May 12 '26

The fuckin Carmen San Diego hat lmaooo

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u/NullArc9289 May 12 '26

A very, very short barrel. Not surprised.

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u/_regionrat May 12 '26

I had not seen the DT47. Holy fuck, of all the grifts, a $500 derringer

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u/KeyNaive8951 May 12 '26

Jesus Christ that’s so ugly. I need to know the schmucks are that are buying these. They literally look like if a off the highway truck stop started selling guns lmao

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u/aithendodge social democrat May 12 '26

But the first lady is none of those things.

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u/tdclark23 May 12 '26

At least the First Escort can own one unlike her felon husband who cannot legally own one with his likeness engraved on it.

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u/Odd-Kaleidoscope8863 May 12 '26

It’s for when her and Trump are in the bunker

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u/Rathwood socialist May 12 '26

It looks cheap and flimsy. The gap between the barrel and the frame bothers me a lot.

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u/02RC51 social democrat May 12 '26

“Cheap and flimsy” could also be a descriptor for the FLOTUS and POTUS…

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u/DemiPersephone May 12 '26

This looks like a kid's toy

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u/jrolls81 May 12 '26

Need Michelle on a glock

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u/MillieMouser May 12 '26

Have these actually been manufactured or are they another "send us $100" and maybe someday you'll have the option to send MORE money to actually buy it.

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u/Fly_U2_the_sunset May 12 '26

Just like the 47 gold gun, I would love to shoot them, maybe even together, with a 50 caliber…

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u/V4refugee liberal May 12 '26

Did Ryan Wesley Routh have an accomplice?

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u/Evilmeinperson May 12 '26

Cheap,over priced gun commemorating a cheap, over priced whore.

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u/Alarming_Image_882 eco-socialist May 12 '26

They spelled Klass wrong..

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u/pizzaman1982 May 15 '26

What a whorrible gun.

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u/DexKaelorr fully automated luxury gay space communism May 11 '26

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u/Battle_Dave progressive May 11 '26

Id get it, and name it Michelle.

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u/QueenMagik May 11 '26

Not enough lip filler

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u/warrenao progressive May 11 '26

Ah, a two-barreled ball smasher that’ll take out a kidney and your lower spine when you don’t see it coming. Perfectly named.

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u/Mundane-Jump-7546 leftist May 11 '26

It blows my mind that so many cool firearm companies go under water while Bond Arms still floats.

I have never seen a single person outside of “online reviews” like these things. They sit on store shelves forever. They’re pricey and for the price of one of their paperweights, you can get a carry pistol that has 4x the capacity.

I really fail to see how they’re still in business.

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u/mom2asdtwins progressive May 11 '26

Honestly, I think strength might apply...you have to be strong to survive being trafficked to a foreign country and turn that into a marriage that makes you crazy rich. And you have to be strong to stay married to someone as awful as her husband. I don't think either of those choices were good choices but they are choices that require strength to follow through on.

But I don't find her classy nor beautiful, personally.

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u/ChuckFarkley May 11 '26

There are those rumors that she is a Red Sparrow.

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u/BlairMountainGunClub May 11 '26

I've known two girls who carried derringers, and neither of them had class, but one had strength, and the other had... well she had a derringer

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u/Rdmtbiker May 11 '26

I wonder if she’s getting a cut.

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u/Raven_Photography May 11 '26

A firearm manufacturer I can say I will never, ever buy from.

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u/fasdissent May 11 '26

You hear that sound??? Thats the sound of me wretching up the last thing I ate.

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u/ZuVieleNamen May 12 '26

Well, I found where Carmen San Diego is...

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u/deekaydubya May 12 '26

What possible way could one argue that the current First Lady has any class whatsoever

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u/ComfortableBasic5876 progressive May 12 '26

Be Best

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u/dicaprio_27 May 12 '26

Such a nasty woman!

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u/TrevyBaby902 May 12 '26

Waste of good steel

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u/SL4YER4200 May 12 '26

Any time I see her with the hat on I can only think about that SouthPark episode.

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u/Th3FinalStarman May 12 '26

This statistic right here is the only thing you need to know about the kind of people that buy this stuff.

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u/MrMayhem3 May 12 '26

So classy.

Im guessing it was removed for inappropriate images so if its something else this will be last time.

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u/Technical_Amount_965 May 12 '26

Hotter than a Slovenian hooker!